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Captain Edward Jellico

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The one with the puns from that other platform. This account is a trans-friendly space, and I follow all trans accounts when I can because.... you are seen. Also a member of SFI.org

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Captain Edward Jellico @captainjellico.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
An now: A PSA from Captain Edward Jellico, somewhere in the Alpha Quadrant. #StarTrek #JellicoTrek
Panel 1 - You recieve a subspace transmission...
Panel 2 - Jellico: A tip for all the trick or treaters this year.
Panel 3 - Jellico: If you want someone to come to the door...
Panel 4 - Jellico: brass door knockers knock best.
Panel 5 - Jellico: Whereas German sausages knock worst.
Panel 6 - CONNECTION TERMINATED
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Captain Edward Jellico @captainjellico.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Meanwhile... #StarTrek #JellicoTrek
Panel 1 - A monitor
Panel 2 - Admiral Janeway: Captain Jellico, what have I told you about violating the temporal prime directive?
Panel 3 - Jellico: That no one does it better than you? Anyway, what do you call call sad coffee?
Panel 4 - Admiral Janeway: I don't know, that sludge Neelix tried to serve me?
Panel 5 - Jellico: Depresso.
Panel 6 - CONNECTION TERMINATED
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Captain Edward Jellico @captainjellico.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
#StarTrek DS9 was filmed before a live studio audience.
Panel 1 - Miles: Keiko said I can be an idiot sometimes.
Panel 2 - Julian: That was niec of her to give you permission.
Panel 3 - Miles: <suffers>
Panel 4 - DS9 Fucks right off at high warp.
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Captain Edward Jellico @captainjellico.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Tomorrow is national cooking day in the US... any suggestions? And no, cooking Neelix isn't an option.
The shipboard kitchen rat mascot of USS Voyager.
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Captain Edward Jellico @captainjellico.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Always nice to hear from Quark #StarTrek #JellicoTrek
Panel 1 - Jellico: What can I do for you, Quark?
Panel 2 - Quark: I've got some racing geese for sale.
Panel 3 - Quark: Let me know if you want a quick gander.
Panel 4- Jellico: <Damn, that was good>
Panel 5 - Quark: <Of course it was good>
Panel 6 - End Credits
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Captain Edward Jellico @captainjellico.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Back to the grind #StarTrek #JellicoTrek
Panel 1 - Deanna: How would you describe yourself?
Panel 2 - Jellico: Verbally.
Panel 3 - Jellico: But I've also prepared a dance.
Panel 4 - Deanna.... <FML>
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Captain Edward Jellico @captainjellico.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Happy Friday to all who celebrate it. #StarTrek #JellicoTrek
Panel 1 - Jellico: This is the fifth time you've been late for your duty shift this week. 
Panel 2 - Jellico: Do you know what that means?
Panel 3 - Q: That it's Friday?
Panel 4 - Q nopes out early and calls it ad ay.
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Captain Edward Jellico @captainjellico.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
#StarTrek #StarTrekTNG
Panel 1 - O'Brien:
Panel 2 - O'Brien:
Panel 3 - O'Brien:
Panel 4 - O'Brien:
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Captain Edward Jellico @captainjellico.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Meanwhile.... #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #JellicoTrek
Panel 1 - Jellico: Now, I don't wany to cause any alarm, but I think someone in this room is an owl.
Panel 2 - Deanna: Who?
Panel 3 - Riker: Who?
Panel 4 - Bev: <exhales> Who? <cough>
Panel 5 - Jellico: My God, it's worse than I thought!
Panel 6 - End Credits
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Captain Edward Jellico @captainjellico.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
According to my file manager, I've made 740 installments of #JelllicoTrek That blows my mind.
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Captain Edward Jellico @captainjellico.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It's been a while since I posted regularly, so have a bonus episode #StarTrek #JellicoTrek
Panel 1 - Jellico: Why is it so easy to remember the capital of Alaska?
Panel 2 - Riker: No idea.
Panel 3 - Jellico: Oh, c'mon...
Panel 4 - Jellico: Juneau this!
Panel 5 - Jellico Jaunt
Panel 6 - End Credits
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Captain Edward Jellico @captainjellico.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Heyooo! #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #JellicoTrek
Panel 1 - Data:
Panel 2 - Data:
Panel 3 - Data:
Panel 4 - Data:
Panel 5 - Data:
Panel 6 - Data: Even though I am an android...
Panel 7 - Data: I do posess a fully functional sense of smell
Panel 8 - End Credits

(anyone actually read these?)
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Captain Edward Jellico @captainjellico.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Play us out... Johnny! #StarTrek #JellicoTrek
Panel 1 - Garak: Captain Jellico, did you recieve the garment that I sent you?
Panel 2 - Jellico: Yes I did, Mister Garak. Iv'e never worn a reversable jacket before.
Panel 3 - Jellico: I can't wait to see how it turns out.
Panel 4 - Jellico uses "End Credits"
Panel 5 - Garak is NOT amused
Panel 6 - The real end credits.
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Captain Edward Jellico @captainjellico.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Sorry not sorry. #StarTrek #JellicoTrek
Panel 1 - I'm sorry if you don't like my terrible puns
Panel 2 - Allow me to offer my apollo-gies
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Captain Edward Jellico @captainjellico.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The Animated Series never gets any love. Last month, for the STARFLEET Virtual International Conference, I helped produce a pair of script reads, which I then turned into an episode of sorts. It was a lot of work, and very fun. youtu.be/FX8AmE9O7VM?...
youtu.be
SFI VIC Script Read #1 Yesteryear
YouTube video by Ken Kopacki
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Mike Okuda @mikeokuda.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Today, September 8, 2026 marks the 60th anniversary of Star Trek’s premiere on American network television. From the beginning, there was something special about this show. >> [more]
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Captain Edward Jellico @captainjellico.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I don't care if it's 20 years old now, this is still the best tribute video youtu.be/x3pOkhU9iYM?...
youtu.be
STAR TREK 40th Anniversary Tribute 1966 - 2006 (HQ)
YouTube video by ENTERPRISENX01
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Captain Edward Jellico @captainjellico.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
We now return to #StarTrek #JellicoTrek already in progress
Panel 1 - Jellico: I understand you're a bit of a card player.
Panel 2 - Riker: I've played a hand or two.
Panel 3 - Jellico: I was wondering if you could tell me why are toilets always so good at poker?
Panel 4 - Jellico: Is it because they always get a flush?
Panel 5 - Jellico Jaunt(tm)
Panel 6 - End credits
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Captain Edward Jellico @captainjellico.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Nearly 60 years since this episode aired, and its message continues to be as powerful today as it was in 1966 #StarTrek #StarTrek60
"Leave any bigotry in your quarters. There's no room for it on the bridge"
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Captain Edward Jellico @captainjellico.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
One day we'll get there. I have to believe that. #StarTrek #StarTrek60
“Star Trek was an attempt to say that humanity will reach maturity and wisdom on the day that it begins not just to tolerate, but take a special delight in differences in ideas and differences in life forms. […] If we cannot learn to actually enjoy those small differences, to take a positive delight in those small differences between our own kind, here on this planet, then we do not deserve to go out into space and meet the diversity that is almost certainly out there.” ― Gene Roddenberry
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Captain Edward Jellico @captainjellico.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
One of my favorite quotes by Captain Kirk #StarTrek #StarTrek60
They used to say if man could fly, he'd have wings. But he did fly. He discovered he had to. Do you wish that the first Apollo mission hadn't reached the moon, or that we hadn't gone on to Mars and then to the nearest star?

That's like saying you wish that you still operated with scalpels and sewed your patients up with catgut like your great-great-great-great-grandfather used to. I'm in command. I could order this. But I'm not because, Doctor McCoy is right in pointing out the enormous dangter potential in any contact with life and intelligence as fantastically advanced as this.

But I must point out that the possibilities, the potential for knowledge and advancement is equally great.

Risk. Risk is our business. That's what the starship is all about.

Captain James T. Kirk.
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Captain Edward Jellico @captainjellico.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I've got a lot of thoughts on the subject, but most importantly, happy birthday, Star Trek. #StarTrek #StarTrek60
Fighting the Gorn at Cestus III
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Captain Edward Jellico @captainjellico.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Hey everyone! I'm still around. Been busy with life, but have new episodes in the works.
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Captain Edward Jellico @captainjellico.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Unsolicited Dick Jones pic
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Captain Edward Jellico @captainjellico.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
A very happy birthday to the man who made all of this possible... Ronny Cox! @tooth-fa1ry.bsky.social #StarTrek #JellicoTrek
Panel 1 - Cohaagen: Why don't people like jokes about clones?
Panel 2- Captain Jellico: They're all the same.
Panel 3 - Dick Jones: I have a clone that won't stop swearing at me...
Panel 4 - Dick Jones: Pushing him out of a window to his death is probably a crime, but what crime is it?
Panel 5 - Lt. Bogomil: Murder?
Panel 6 - Admiral Jellico: Suicide?
Panel 7 - Vice President Kinsey: Nope, you're both wrong. It's making an obscene clone fall! 
Panel 8 - AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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Captain Edward Jellico @captainjellico.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
A classic edition #StarTrek #JellicoTrek
Panel 1 - Jellico: Two cowboys were lost in the desert and were starving hungry.
Panel 2 - Jellico: Finally, they see a tree in the distance wrapped in bacon.
Panel 3 - Jellico: "Look!" says one cowboy" "It's a bacon tree. We're saved!"
Panel 4 - Jellico: He runs to the tree but suddenly is shot down in a hail of bullets.
Panel 5 - Jellico: With his last dying breath, he says "It's not a bacon tree... it's a ham bush."
Panel 6 - Deanna, desperatly wishing she could be slightly out of phase like Ro and Geordi were in that episode that hasn't happened yet.
What?
What?
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Captain Edward Jellico @captainjellico.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
At the fleet museum
A Starfleet officer, on leave, sitting in a constitution class command chair presumably at the fleet museum.
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Captain Edward Jellico @captainjellico.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
It's good advice
A warning in ST:IV(the one with the whales) telling people to avoid the planet earth at all costs
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aShadowWizard 🏳️‍🌈 @ashadowwizard.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
I have already verified that is real and not scam. theres even a news article to prove it consequence.net/2026/06/care...
consequence.net
Carey Means, the Voice of Aqua Teen's Frylock, Says He and His Wife Are Facing Homelessness
The voice actor and his wife have been selling handmade ATHF plushies as a revenue stream.
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Captain Edward Jellico @captainjellico.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
This breaks my heart. If you can help, please do
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Captain Edward Jellico @captainjellico.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Quark meant well #StarTrek #JellicoTrek
Panel 1 - Jellico: What can I do for you, Quark?
Panel 2 - Quark: As it turns out, I've completely misunderstood Pride month...
Panel 3 - Quark <probably questioning all manner of decisions>
Panel 4 - Anyway, can I interest you in buying  12 lions?
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Captain Edward Jellico @captainjellico.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
8 years ago a legend was born. #StarTrek #JellicoTrek
Panel 1 - Jellico: What did the horse say after it tripped? Help! I've fallen and I can't giddyup!
Panel 2 - Riker, slack-jawed. Panel 1 - Jellico: I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down
Panel 2- Riker, slack-jawed, again.Panel 1 - Jellico: Gul Lemec, do you know why you can't hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Panel 2 - Lemec: No, why?
Panel 3 - Jellico: Because the pee is silent.
Panel 4 - Lemec <mad>Panel 1 - Jellico: Mister Woof, have you heard of that new band 1023mb?
Panel 2 - Woof: No Captain, I have not. 
Panel 3 - Jellico: They're good but they haven't got a gig yet.
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Captain Edward Jellico @captainjellico.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Greetings, citizens! #StarTrek #JellicoTrek #SpaceGhostC2C
Panel 1 - Jellico: Moltar, are you ready? Tomorrow's our 8th anniversary
Panel 2 - Jellico: And we haven't even rehearsed.
Panel 3 - Moltar: Keep your shirt on. CHiPs is almost over.
Panel 4 - Zorak: Hey, Lemec, what's the difference between a bench, a fish,and a bucket of glue?
Panel 5 - Lemec: I don't know, what?
Panel 6 - Zorak: You can't tune a bench but you can Tuna fish!
Panel 7 - Jellico: What about the glue?
Panel 8 - Zorak: I knew  you'd get stuck on that!
Panel 9 - Jellico: <stares>
Panel 10 - INTERRUPT FEED
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Captain Edward Jellico @captainjellico.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Douglas Adams played with language like jazz: bending its rules, stretching its rhythms, and somehow making every wrong note sound exactly right. The same way a jazz musician takes a perfectly respectable melody and teaches it to misbehave. Happy Towel Day #TowelDay #HHGG
My original copy of the book, which I've had for 43 years, sitting on the towel I carry in my bag, given to me by one of my best friends and fellow Towel Day Ambassador
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Captain Edward Jellico @captainjellico.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
In related news, the funeral for Lt. Commander LaForge will be at 1700 hours tomorrow in Holodeck 4 #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #JellicoTrek
Panel 1 - Geordi: So, what are my chances of getting lucky tonight?
Panel 2 - Christy: Spell way.
Panel 3 - Geordi: W-A-Y.
Panel 4 - Christy: You forgot the F.
Panel 5 - Geordi:  There's no F in way.
Panel 6 - Christy: Exactly.
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Captain Edward Jellico @captainjellico.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Memes like this... that's owl I need. #StarTrek #JellicoTrek
Panel 1 - Jellico: Now, I don’t want to  cause any alarm,but I think someone in this room is an owl.
Panel 2 - Deanna: Who?
Panel 3 - Riker: Who?
Panel 4 - Bev: Who?
Panel 5 - Jellico: My God, It's worse than I thought!
Panel 6 - End Credits
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Captain Edward Jellico @captainjellico.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
And now for something completely different #StarTrek #JellicoTrek #MontyPython
Panel 1 - Jellico: My wife flew into a rage because I keep making Monty Python references.
Panel 2 - Deanna: How did you react to that?
Panel 3 - Jellico: I said "will this be a 5 minute argument or the full half 
hour?"
Panel 4 - Deanna <FML>
Panel 5 - Deanna <walks out>
Panel 6 - Deanna  <leaves on a shuttle>
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Captain Edward Jellico @captainjellico.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
I admit being really late to this meme, but I made up for it by overdoing it #StarTrek #StarTrekDS9


A DS9 take on the "Woman yelling at a cat" meme. 

Panel 1 - Sisko(with Dax behind him): YOU BETRAYED YOUR UNIFORM!
Panel 2 - Eddington: AND YOU'RE BETRAYING YOURS!
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Captain Edward Jellico @captainjellico.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Play me out, Johnny! #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #JellicoTrek
Panel 1 - Data: An electron is driving down the road and he is pulled over by a cop.
Panel 2 - Data: The cop says, "Do you realize youwere going 88 miles an hour?"
Panel 3 - Data: The electron says, "Oh great, now I am lost."
Panel 4 - The audience LOVES it. Executive Producer Edward Jellico
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Captain Edward Jellico @captainjellico.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
How a Picard series should have been... #StarTrek #StarTrekPicard #JellicoTrek
Picard: Number One, I am really annoyed...
Picard: I was kicked out of the coffee club last night.
Picard: Because I wore a tea shirt.
Riker <thinking>: Oh no, not him too.
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Captain Edward Jellico @captainjellico.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
We now return to #StarTrek #JellicoTrek, already in progress
Panel 1 - Data: B-4.
Panel 2 - Jellico: Miss.
Panel 3 - Geordi: What are you two playing?
Panel 4 - Data: Battleship 
Panel 5 - Geordi: Is it any good?
Panel 6 - Jellico: It's hit or miss. 
Panel 7  <Jellico, satisfied>
Panel 8  <End Credits>
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Captain Edward Jellico @captainjellico.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Meanwhile... #StarTrek #StarTrekDeepSpace9 #DeepSpace9
Panel 1 - Ben: So dad, what's new?
Panel 2 - Joesph: Yesterday I ran out of some ingredients and I had to steal from the herb garden next door.
Panel 3 - Joesph: I guess you could say...
Panel 4 - Joesph: I'm living on borrowed thyme.
Panel 5 - Ben laughs
Panel 6 - Joesph laughs
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Captain Edward Jellico @captainjellico.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
We lost Douglas 25 years ago. #HHGG We miss you.
A photo of the grave of the hoopiest of froods, Douglas Adams 1952-2001. 

We miss you Douglas.
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Captain Edward Jellico @captainjellico.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Counselor Troi, earning her paycheck this week on #StarTrek #JellicoTrek
Panel 1 - Jellico: I'm afraid of big, dark, empty spaces, Deanna.
Panel 2 - Deanna: A void?
Panel 3 - Thanks, that's great advice. 
Panel 4 - End Credits.
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мɑгκ @drumrollplease.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
✊🏻
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Captain Edward Jellico @captainjellico.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Keeping the gag afloat... #StarTrek #StarWarsDay
Panel 1 - Remmick: May the Fourth be with you
Panel 2 - Picard and Riker: Should we? Yeah.
Panel 3 - Set phasers for fun!
Panel 4 - Remmick does not have any fun.
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Captain Edward Jellico @captainjellico.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
#StarTrek #StarWarsDay
Panel 1 - Anak- I mean Trip: I don't like sand.
Panel 2 - Trip: It's coarse, and rough, and irritating.
Panel 3 - And it gets everywhere!
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Captain Edward Jellico @captainjellico.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
I'm game.
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Captain Edward Jellico @captainjellico.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
For all who celebrate #StarTrek #StarWarsDay
Panel 1 - Wesley: May the Fourth be with...
Panel 2 - Beverly does us all a solid and slaps the little shit across the face.
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Captain Edward Jellico @captainjellico.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
A typo is responsible for me making this. Low hanging fruit still tastes sweet #StarTrek #StareTrek
A title card for Stare Trek: The Next Generation, with special guest Gowron
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