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you've been working on the railroad. i'm in the kitchen with dinah. we are not the same | she/her | 🌈 🍉 🐊 😷

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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 23h
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A SKELITIN WHOSE REVEALIN THE TRUTH ABOUT THE WORLD : WITHOUT UNINTERRUPTED PERIODS OF REST AND CONTEMPLATION WE CAN NOT LIVE OUR LIFES AS WE SHOULD !!! EVEN IN THOSE SWEDISH TYPE COUNTRYS WHERE THEY LET EM GO ON VACATION FOR A MONTH THERE STILL TIED TO DA MACHINE THE OTHER 11 MONTH'S OF THE FUCKIN YEAR , AND, THEY USALLY GO ON VACATION IN AUGUST ANY WAY "THE WORST MONTH" SO FUCK IT , WELL FEBRARYS THE WORST MONTH, BUT AUGUST IS JUST HOT FEBRARY, SO , DA TEXT "THREE DAY WORK WEEK NOW - FRIDAY SHOULD BE THE WEEKEND - AND IF YA GOTTA WORK MONDAY, SUNDAY DOESN'T COUNT" - AND THATS THE DAMB TRUTH AND ILL RUN FOR PRESEDENT ON THAT SHIT IF THEY LET ME - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
board games
ALL BOARD GAMES ARE COOPERATIVE!
you work together to get to the end so you can stop playing
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Bruce Hodges @brucehodges.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Detroiters, you know that old clarinet, unused for years, sitting in the garage? This month, Detroit Harmony is collecting instruments for kids who want to play. Part of a program created by the Detroit Symphony Orchestra (@detroitsymphony.bsky.social) to help the city's growth and well-being
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Detroit Harmony
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hubbins @hubbins.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
if you have a weird dream about someone at work you should be allowed a paid day off
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hubbins @hubbins.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
if anyone is debating getting their covid shot this year...i caught covid 3 years ago and have only just this month regained the ability to properly stand and sleep. and yes it was and continues to be expensive.
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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A SKLETAN IS TRAPPED INSIDE DA AMERICAN FLAG , "YOUR TALKING TO A AMERICAN , MY BODY IS FULL OF MICROPLASTICS, MY MIND IS CONSUMED BY TRYING TO AFFORD FOOD AND HOUSING, DONT LIKE IT? MOST OF US DONT " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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hubbins @hubbins.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
fascinating object found in coney island bathroom
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Star Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Star Trek The Original Series scene. We're on the bridge of the Enterprise, point of view from the captains chair looking forward. Sulu is at his station just ahead and looking back at us if to say "are you seeing this shit?" Beyond Sulu is the main view screen, where Abraham Lincoln is pictured in a large chair with space behind him. Closed caption reads, "I AM ABRAHAM LINCOLN."
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hubbins @hubbins.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
2 of my alleged top albums this year were the river and pet sounds. but don't worry i've definitely felt very normal and fine all year about my job(s) and my life transitions.
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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
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hubbins @hubbins.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
@meggiejoy.bsky.social happy birthday!!!! i'm glad you're here
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hubbins @hubbins.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
everybody already knows where i'm at
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
THERE BACK !! "JUST WALK OUT" MUGS AT dashare.zone ORDER NOW & GUARATEED TO ARRIVE BY XMAS - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
BLACK 11 OUNCE MUG "JUST WALK OUT" FROM DA CLASSIC MEME BY DA SHARE Z0NE !!!!!! I ALSO GOT OTHER MUGS AND A SHIT LOAD OF TSHRITS !!!!! SO FUCKEN CLICK ON IT - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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hubbins @hubbins.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
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hubbins @hubbins.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
what is even the point of spotify sharing your listening status when it doesn't tell anyone to check on you for listening to pet sounds more than once a week
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hubbins @hubbins.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
pilgrimage at great lakes crossing
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hubbins @hubbins.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
kim wexler i miss you. come back to me
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
FUCK ALL A.I SHIRT AVALIABLE AT dashare.zone - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
I WILL NEVER LISTEN TO A.I MUSIC - GET SHIRT AT dashare.zone - https://dashare.zone ADMIN
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hubbins @hubbins.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
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Sami Schalk @drsamischalk.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Turning Point USA made a literal watch list of professors, primarily women, queer folks and people of color, and made us targets of political violence. I’ve received hate mail and harassment and death threats off and on for nearly a decade in part due to that man’s organization so 🤷🏽‍♀️
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BOO-ny gesserit @bennygesserit.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
katamari prince rolls up the karmic katamari (and that cat wearing snorkeling gear)
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Alexander Luckmann @aluckmann.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Once again thinking about Macaulay Culkin walking into the Parisian café where the wifi password was “Macaulay Culkin” and the owner saying “I knew you’d come here someday”
Even even though the former childhood star is usually able to get away from his famous past in France, Culkin did share a funny story about a Parisian cafe that was using his name as its Wi-Fi password.

The actor explained that when he walked into the cafe, a woman handed him a
"Home Alone"-era photo of himself on a card.

“A waitress just gave it to me and walked away -- their Wi-Fi code was 'Macaulay Culkin,"' the actor said. "When she came back, I said, 'I like your Wi-Fi code.' She goes, 'Thank you,' and I say, 'C'est moi.' She turned white and brought over the owner of the place, who said, 'I knew you'd come here someday.'"
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
GROW UP!!!!!!! "A SHIRT BY DASHARE.ZONE, AVALIABLE AT dashare.zone " - dashare.zone ADMIN
A BLACK TSHIRT IT SAYS "COUNTRYS ARENT REAL BORDERS ARENT REAL "NOOO YOU HAVE TO STAY ON YOU'RE SIDE OF THE LINE" GROW UP!!!! AND ITS SKELITEN HAND'S GRABBEN DA WORLD TRYEN TO GET EM TO LISTEN!!!! NOTHING ON EARTH IS REAL EXCEPT THIS TSHIRT - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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✪ Beware the Gray Ghost ✪ @jongraywb.blacksky.app · 11/09/2025
🇵🇸🍉
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Olivia Waite @oliviawaite.com · 01/09/2025
Time to remind people about the Commercial Pattern Archive — it doesn’t have instructions and search is a bear but there’s two hundred years’ worth of clothing patterns in here including all the big names new and old: copa.apps.uri.edu
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Commercial Pattern Archive - Home
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Do it. Search your name. Take their money. It’s yours anyway.
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c.e. chant/hades 💀🐊 💬 too many comics @portaltohades.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
I honestly wish "intrusive thoughts" hadn't been co-opted to mean doing silly harmless things you shouldn't do. Like. Idk man. I'd rather have that. When I say I have intrusive thoughts mine are gruesome gore images, catastrophes, murder, extreme violence & aggression, and stuff i don't talk about
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hubbins @hubbins.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
a post for all the greenhouse workers that don't follow me the hoses in perennials vs the hoses in annuals
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bee ⋆˙⟡♡ @thetenderest.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
seeing this has me feeling like manny the mammoth at the end of ice age 2 the meltdown when he sees all the other mammoths in the distance and realizes he isn't the last mammoth on earth
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hubbins @hubbins.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
deep conditioning all my body hair before the joan jett concert just in case
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hubbins @hubbins.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
she quit first LOL
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New town every hour @townsusa.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Michigamme, Michigan Pop: 240 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michigamme,_M… Images: commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?c… commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?c… commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?c…
picture of Michigamme, Michiganpicture of Michigamme, Michiganpicture of Michigamme, Michiganpicture of Michigamme, Michigan
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 28/08/2025
the new yorker has a perfectly fine little piece about the practicalities of implementing free buses in new york (mostly just experts shrugging and going "its hard to say") but it also found perhaps the funniest possible person for the man on the street perspective
I told Mel I was surprised to hear that she caught the bus every day but didn't want it to be free. "Oh, you see, I'm a Jehovah's Witness," she said. "So I have to pay for the bus …..I have, like, a duty."

As we pulled away from the stop, it occurred to Mel that she hadn't paid, partly because the bus was so full the reader was blocked, and mostly because I had distracted her. (Her mother had tapped with an oMny card.) "Right now, I'm, like,
'Oh, my God, Oh, my God, I need to get the ticket out,'" she told me. "I'm trying because I'm not perfect—to do the right thing." Could she imagine a world where the right thing to do was to not pay? "I'm not supposed to get involved in politics," she said. "We pay for the bus. It's respectful that we pay for the bus. And, like I said,
I'm not perfect." •
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hubbins @hubbins.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
how it feels when my favorite coworker is begging me not to quit
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hubbins @hubbins.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
now we're even
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kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 26/11/2023
my first quilt is quilted!!!
A twin-sized quilt hanging vertically from twine in the woods. The quilt is mostly blue and white, depicting swirling water, in Japanese indigo tie-dye prints. There are brown and grey rocks jutting from the seafoam at the top, and a whirlpool at the bottom. It looks cool as heck!
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damniel spookradski @self.agency · 28/07/2025
this guy's account is still active after i reported all his antisemitic skeets two days ago but 10 gazans whose fundraisers i've posted thus far today have all had their accounts deleted
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Liam Johnson @liamjohnsontype.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Rob Williams famously fell out with Disney when they used his Genie voice without permission. He would be so anti this it’s unreal.
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🚲5🇵🇸 @anyfishanytime.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
apnews.com/article/cali...
A white person, named Rebecca Torres, wearing, black leggings, grey sneakers, ans a green bandana around their neck stands two feet in front of the front bumper of a much larger tan military vehicle.  The unit markings usually on the door of such vehicles have been sprayed over. Five people are visible in the background. One close to Rebecca, one sitting down in the agricultural field and three people in camouflage.
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(spo)okie 🎃 @okie.gay · 11/07/2025
with alt text, and here's the link! about.usps.com/postal-bulle...
An orange USA forever stamp with a minimalist illustration of a baby skunk up on its front legs in front of some flowers.
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hubbins @hubbins.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
thinking about when kobe died and i was working with a kindergartener who asked me very sadly in the depths of his heartache "did anything like this ever happen when you were in kindergarten?" but i was in kindergarten in 2001
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hubbins @hubbins.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
working in public schools
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Conrail Twitty @grenadine.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Masked, covid cautious outdoor Pride is back on, Detroit!!
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
NEVER - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKULL UTTER'S THESE WORDS 2 YOU : 
I WILL NEVER SHUT UP
I WILL NEVER LEAVE
IM NOT STRONG
OR PERSISTANT
JUST BAD AT SOCIALIZIGN
NOT MY FAULT MOTHER FUCKER 
- DASHARE.ZONE
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🧌🥛 🏨 @comraderobot.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
they should invent a fast as fuck loris
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hubbins @hubbins.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
hey bro thanks for bringing me the songs from the wood. yeah you were right they did make me feel much better than i could know
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Jen @jenelaina.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
If you're on the clocksite, hey so am I. Maybe give a follow and encouragement why not. If you'd like. No pressure. TY folks who already have, appreciate y'all. ♥️💧 Lowkey proud I already had video of a damn Enbridge ad lol. ...And so many photos. #ShutDownLine5 www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8rbkcEX/
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Replying to @madeline.sam Don't let our Great Lakes die because Enbridge lies. Read the full fact-check list at OilAndWaterDontMix.org @Oil & Water Don’t Mix #ShutDownLine5 #NoTunnel #Water #GreatLa...
TikTok video by CleanWaterMI
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hubbins @hubbins.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
every time i call my mom she says "hang on" and then i hear what sounds like a 127 hours-style fall before she says "hey!!!"
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Peter Marra @thepetermarra.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
I feel like every year I hear a refrain of "Who's buying toilet skeletons? Does anyone even want that?" And I am here to say. It's me.
Spooky decor. A skeleton wearing a tiara sitting on a pink toilet and checking their smartphone and a skeleton in an orange bathtub holding a pink wine glass.
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