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ellen teapot 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️ @ellenteapot.ca · 2h
“Ottawa and Brussels will also announce the joint purchase of 50 De Havilland water bombers, to be ready for use in Canada and Europe in 2030 to fight wildfires.” We’re getting the water bomber fleet!!
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Damien Moule @damienmoule.bsky.social · 3h
The not-that-surprising skeleton key for Toronto politics.
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ventybones @ventybones.bsky.social · 5h
Remade Yellow Submarine as an R-rated Miyazaki film with a stellar supporting cast
This film is not real. It is the output of a game. The title, description, cast, crew, rating, quotes, and scores are all invented.

"The sea remembers what the harpoon took."
THE LEVIATHAN

A four-man gun crew who never speak except in close harmony, The Beatles, man the harpoons of a rusting steam whaler, and they alone keep a pact with a whale that should have died a century ago. The ship's cook, Maya Rudolph, trades years off her own life to keep it surfaced. A stowaway cartographer, Emma Watson, maps the drowned city the whale carries on its back, while the captain who harpooned it first, Kathryn Hahn, returns to finish the kill. The R is earned in blood, fog and grief.

THE BEATLES • MAYA RUDOLPH • EMMA WATSON • KATHRYN HAHN

A HAYAO MIYAZAKI FILM

R

FOR STRONG BLOODY VIOLENCE, GRISLY IMAGES AND BRIEF NUDITY
UNDER 17 REQUIRES ACCOMPANYING PARENT OR ADULT GUARDIAN
"Hahn is doing something extraordinary under all that fog, wish the film around her had matching ambition." r/TrueFilm user
DOMESTIC BOX OFFICE
$156M
"Kathryn Hahn's captain harpoons a memory and the film never quite recovers."
Critic Review
CRITIC SCORE
65/100
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Canadian Paintings @canadianpaintings.bsky.social · 5h
Study for mâtinawêwin (Sharing Food) Kent Monkman ~ Cree 2026
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EconReporter @econreporter.bsky.social · 6h
This is ...stupid? Bradford is also vowing to implement a 15-minute service guarantee, with his campaign statement declaring: “If your bus, streetcar, or train doesn't arrive within 15 minutes, you get your money back.”
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Micah McCurdy @hockeyviz.com · 6h
Yesterday's games:
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武政 諒 Ryo Takemasa @ryotakemasa.bsky.social · 12h
Autumn Plains (2021) Available as art print: www.inprnt.com/gallery/ryot...
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Hourly Peanuts Comics @esnupi.me · 6h
Peanuts by Schulz: Tuesday, November 23, 1993
A Peanuts comic strip, drawn by Charles M. Schulz, originally released Tuesday, November 23, 1993
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ventybones @ventybones.bsky.social · 6h
How can one man get so many work emails between 6pm and 6am
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ventybones @ventybones.bsky.social · 16h
Oilers broadcast beginning with a safety moment
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Oh The Urbanity! @ohtheurbanity.bsky.social · 17h
Flying over uptown Toronto (North York), with its corridor of towers along the Yonge Street subway, and density that sharply drops off one or two streets back.
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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 29/09/2026
Child's imaginary restaurant acquired, shuttered by private equity
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Child's imaginary restaurant acquired, shuttered by private equity
BRANDON, MB - 4-year-old Mikaela Hermer's imaginary restaurant, in which she served invisible hot dogs and ice cream to her parents and friends, has filed for bankruptcy after being acquired by Hedges...
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Ben 🍁 @benjaminoknobi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Meme picture of Mark Carney glowing red with power, holding the communist manifesto, standing in front of a parade of mounties waving the trans pride flag and the flag of the People's Republic of China. Carney is also standing in front of Parliament flying World Economic Forum flags, and a picture of young Mao Zedong overlaid with the CBC, Global News, and CP24 logos. An image of a "Truck Drivers: Wanted Dead or Alive" bounty is off to the side
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Jordyn Marcellus @jordynmarcellus.ca · 28/09/2026
take a one-minute vacation with me
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Glonzo In Exile 🇨🇦🇬🇱🇨🇦🇬🇱 @glonzo-in-exile.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Conservative operative talking to his genie: "We just need the NDP share to double and we'll be right back in a position to win!" Genie: I got u
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ventybones @ventybones.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hell yeah Olerud
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PWHL @thepwhl.com · 28/09/2026
A NEW CHAPTER OF HOCKEY NIGHT IN CANADA 📺 Hockey Night in Canada returns December 5 with the 2026 Walter Cup Champion Montréal Victoire taking on PWHL Hamilton at 7PM ET!
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ventybones @ventybones.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is in the context of Starship making orbit on the 12th try
Zach Weinersmith
@zachweinersmith.bsky.social
I don't understand the need to say dickwad CEOs can't make good stuff. This is the world we live in. A lot of my favorite things in the arts and sciences come from absolute bastards.
The real argument should be about how to channel dickwaddery into good social outcomes, not whether the stuff works.
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mechanical twerk @ruhee.ca · 28/09/2026
Fuck, and I cannot stress this enough, yeah
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Codify Baseball @codifybaseball.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The only pitchers in history with 75+ innings pitched, 30+ saves, and an ERA under 1.30 in a single MLB season: Eric Gagné, 2003 Blake Treinen, 2018 Louis Varland, 2026 🔥
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Rebecca Ingber @becingber.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sarah Connor
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Jusqu'ici tout va bien 🇨🇦🇨🇵 @philstr.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
To be clear, this is the song being discussed. youtu.be/6QcRmJeIV-I?...
youtu.be
Letterkenny - Sun Darts (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Letterkenny Problems
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Cameron @camorooni.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I want Denver to win in the most fraudulent way possible
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tichodroma @feathertrail.net · 28/09/2026
Lately when I've been walking the dog after getting the kids down, I've noticed the moon lining up with flights coming into DIA. So tonight I brought my camera
Jet flying in front of an out-of-focus gibbous moon among small clouds and a contrail
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ventybones @ventybones.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
An unintended consequence of having schoolkids wear orange on Sept 30th: the concept of Truth and Reconciliation doorcrashers at the Tigre Géant
Uber Eats ad notification that reads:
Every Child Matters (orange heart emoji)
Honour Truth and Reconciliation Day-Shop Giant Tiger's Orange Shirt collection and support Indspire.
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Baarbers
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Hourly Cosmos @hourlycosmos.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The Great Salt Lake - From NASA Marshall Space Flight Center - flic.kr/p/GMitdx
On November 16, Astronaut Paolo Nespoli, currently stationed aboard the International space Station, tweeted "An eerie view of the #GreatSaltLake area... it feels like a shot from another planet! #Vitamission"

Image credit: NASA

Read more.
  
To follow NASA astronauts on twitter, click here.

NASA Media Usage Guidelines
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Canadian Paintings @canadianpaintings.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A Different Kind of Gaze Lee Munn 2026
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ACARS Drama @acarsdrama.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Air to Ground Message: JOKES ARE DANGEROUS TO THE EGG COMMUNITY Area: Tampa, FL, USA Type: Airbus A321 A: #a351561d7ff F: #fe94408e95e
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steve @stupidlikeafox.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It just keeps getting better
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ventybones @ventybones.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I adore the design of early Peanuts Snoopy. He's just a regular lil gentleman
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DJ Boozy Brunch @griph.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I am forty two in two weeks I have a seven year old I have earned not knowing what shit is and more importantly I have earned this hard-won feeling of not feeling any particular way about not knowing what shit is . this is my prize and I will defend it. I’m sure the song is fine.
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RANDOPLANE @randoplane.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A Douglas DC-7C Seven Seas, operated by T & G Aviation, at Chandler Memorial Airfield (34AZ), on Wednesday, May 11, 2005. Photo by Stephen Tornblom on JetPhotos: www.jetphotos.com/photo/479327.
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Micah McCurdy @hockeyviz.com · 27/09/2026
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ventybones @ventybones.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Your starting goaltender for the Seattle Kraken, Joey OK
Joey Daccord
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Codify Baseball @codifybaseball.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
maybe the most unfieldable groundball in baseball history
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old roadside pics @roadside.xor.blue · 26/09/2026
corn water tower, seneca foods, route 14, rochester, minnesota, 1988
corn water tower, seneca foods, route 14, rochester, minnesota, 1988
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ventybones @ventybones.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Project Gutenberg just finished preserving your biography
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Canadian Paintings @canadianpaintings.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
September Snow on Mount Schaffer J.E.H. MacDonald 1929
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ventybones @ventybones.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Lincoln: the kind of car you'll want to fall asleep in while on top of a parking garage
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ventybones @ventybones.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You know, AI lyric service, I don't think that's actually who Gord Downie was singing about
At The Hundredth Meridian - Live July 22 - August 20, 2016
The Tragically Hip

"Get Rock Hudson to sing my eulogy"
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Stephen Nuñez @socio-steve.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Yeah this doesn't capture it. It was definitely unusual
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ventybones @ventybones.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This doesn't count as a True Tory Ad unless it includes US stock footage masquerading as Canadian
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ACARS Drama @acarsdrama.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Explaincars Drama: it do
FlightRadar24 Track showing vectors
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Justin McElroy 🇨🇦 @jmcelroy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
when you pay for a two week ad on facebook and then many many many many many many things change
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ventybones @ventybones.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
New game on the TL guess the NYT top TV list based entirely on everybody's vagueposting
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ventybones @ventybones.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Me? Oh I'm just deglazing my reduction [The pot of now-crispy oatmeal that I forgot on the stove and am desperately trying to rehydrate gurgles in protest]
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ventybones @ventybones.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"that's actually my first bee sting ever eh" god i love this man
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Isaiah Bishop @isaiahbishop.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Promise David has the most canadian accent i love it lmao. i just saw the clip of him getting stung by a bee, and the way he says "oh fuck it got me eh" is quintessential brampton man
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VERTICAL📼BLANKING📺INTERVAL @vertiblank.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Over the course of the questions, it becomes apparent that I define left- and right-wing based on handedness.
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