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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 24/09/2026
lol lol lol lol lol lol lol
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quagbert.bsky.social @quagbert.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
fresh sage top 5 smell
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
lmao
The trolley car problem with Wile E. Coyote and the Road Runner. The trolley car defies the laws of physics and slams into Wile E. Coyote.
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 20/08/2026
Mid Century Modern tableware and where I think it would stand on trans issues, a thread
A Mid Century Modern ad for tableware, quirky hanging laps, weird wood paneled kitchen bar, oh yeah it's MCM as hell up in here (kinda love it)
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quagbert.bsky.social @quagbert.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Can't wait to be 80 and talk about music from my age and want Mr. Bungle but ask for daffy duck slapstick ska hour.
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chris “bluesky” poster @chrisrd19.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
It’s like when your food is taking a long time to come out so your server brings some free bread to apologize for the wait.
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🇨🇦 Fuzzy 🇵🇹 @canadianfuzzy.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
John Oliver gets his wish of getting slapped on a soap 😆 #GH
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𝙰𝙲𝚄𝚃𝙴 𝚆𝙴𝙴𝙳 𝙿𝚂𝚈𝙲𝙷𝙾𝚂𝙸𝚂 𓁣 @bzvowell.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Morning Bluesky
Awww yeah, bird homie is back for breakfast.
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quagbert.bsky.social @quagbert.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
listening to the eyes of stanley pain on the interstate was not a great decision
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Mad Max: Witness Me
ALT: Mad Max: Witness Me
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Logging onto Roblox to say goodnight to my sons
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quagbert.bsky.social @quagbert.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
I clipped a single of my fingers' nail the other day and I was not prepare for the chaos that came (9 days) after.
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steven monacelli @stevanzetti.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Is it a bad sign if an ominously slowed down version of my leitmotif starts playing when I arrive at the grocery store
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Not sure about this new passport design
Mockup of trump passport design but with some well-known hands on both sides
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Harebrained @harebrained.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Happy Earth Day.
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Sage Deviant 🏳️‍⚧️ @trans.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Werner Herzog in the mushroom kingdom from Mario Bros saying the below quote. A power mushroom rests on his helmet.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: scene from the movie Aliens; Ripley is in a mech suit and delivers her iconic line: “get away from her, you bitch!” Panel 2: the xenomorph queen lunges at Ripley in the robotic suit and they engage in a fight. Panel 3: later, the xenomorph queen is standing in the shower, mid wash. She says, “‘it takes one to know one, honey.’ That’s what I should have said.”
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Pete from a Goofy Movie
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
sitting in traffic when a smart beautiful woman, w/an amazing personality, walks close by—about 5ft away. i lock my car doors out of respect
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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/03/2026
Leaf That Came Out Too Early Cold As Shit
Leaf That Came Out Too Early Cold As Shit
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Here's a new song called "Do You Have Any Idea How Most People Live?"
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IRL Loading Screens @irlloadingscreens.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
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onion person @junlper.beer · 12/03/2026
using public office to name and shame evil landlords into submission is so cool. i hope democrats learn from him
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Lee Cronin’s Pablo Hidalgo @infinata.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Jacked action hero with goon in headlock, in raspy yet firm voice:
Text saying "You've read your last free article."
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Football is here Dan @jacketdan.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
There is no amount of money in the world that would lead me to fight a Vietnamese refugee that grew up in Louisiana (Also I really want to try a Korean style Po’ Boy)
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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
For sale: baby shoes. So fuckin worn. This baby ran everywhere fast as shit
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 08/02/2026
there should be a high fantasy author who hates writing about food. "and then king aelfrid joined the dwarven feast and quickly wolfed down some ham and a corn or whatever. back to magic"
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
I don’t know what a xenoblade 1 cutscene is, but I know excellence in sound design when I hear it.
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
went back and grabbed the full video of her intro. absolutely incredible 🇮🇹🍝👩‍🍳🤌🇮🇹🍝👩‍🍳🤌🇮🇹🍝👩‍🍳🤌🇮🇹🍝👩‍🍳🤌
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Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Jodie Foster: They should have sent a poet Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night
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quagbert.bsky.social @quagbert.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
(shouting into the void) ok, I can get into this
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Emmanuel Clement @clementcomposer.com · 11/12/2025
'Let it Snow' with all the positive lines removed
Oh, the weather outside is frightful  

And since we've no place to go  


It doesn't show signs of stopping  



How I hate going out in the storm  


The fire is slowly dying
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Crying at Ronald Reagan bearing silent witness
Donald Trump looking the happiest I’ve ever seen him talking to Mamdani, with a Reagan portrait hanging in the wall behind them
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Laurasaurus @laurasaurus.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
I’m howling.
Recently, Clifford "Buzz" Grambo decided to upgrade his electric scooter. The old one he had purchased online only reached 16 mph and wasn't cutting it anymore. He needed to go faster to keep up with the US Immigration and Customs Enforcement cars he chases around Baltimore. So, Grambo bought a Segway MAX G3, which features a 2,000-watt motor and can get up to 28 mph.
"The first time I caught up to them, I could tell that they already knew who I was," he told me when we first spoke on the phone in late October. "They had seen me before, so they thought they were just going to speed away. I was like, ha-ha bitches, I got a new scooter!"
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Wanna Hear Some Halo Lore? @stefanheck.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
"The worm doesn't make me eat dead rats. I was doing that before the worm," he purred at me like one of the diseased cats that would follow him around whenever he had a dead rat in his pocket that he was saving for later. He really liked eating them. He coughed and it sounded like a lawnmower hitting a sprinkler head. His leathery skin crackled in the evening sun. He had to leave tonight - he was speaking at a conference for people who think medicine turns you gay. Sometimes when he was away I would rub an old catcher's mitt up and down my legs and pretend he was giving me a massage.
- excerpt from “I Don't Know Why He Sounds Like That: My Disgusting Affair with RFK Jr” by Olivia Nuzzi
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ceej @ceej.online · 09/11/2025
no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 06/11/2025
my dog on the daycare webcam
trump just standing there while a bunch of folks engage in boisterous horseplay
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worm adderall (feral) @wormmo.de · 01/11/2025
it's me, unnamed critter from bosch's triptych of the temptation of anthony!
me with a blue funnel like hat, with a stick out the top holding a red ball on a string. I have on a red capelet and am carrying a letter with calligraphy and a seal in my crooked beak. I've got a badge with a symbol on itthe guy from the original painting that's got on my outfit except it's wearing tan turnshoes
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
They're calling him the most French man in history
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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Dominos meme
White Sox fan forced to accept Cubs jersey

Assyrian bishops refuse to condemn Nestorius's 431 challenge to the use of the title Theotokos ('Bearer of God'") for Mary.
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Paranormal Pandy 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Him: where are all the coffee filters? Me:
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Memento (artemis) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Be the Mothman you wish to see in the world
an illustration that shows a caterpillar, then a moth, then The Mothman

text: GIVE YOURSELF TIMEA
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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 08/07/2023
hey babe can you come pick me up. yeah im at the bar in rural france and a guy here is singing about how many eggs he eats
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Just found out my wife has been arguing with another man
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
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