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@quagbert.bsky.social
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quagbert.bsky.social @quagbert.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Siamese dream a forever goldmine of carbon dating
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 24/09/2026
lol lol lol lol lol lol lol
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quagbert.bsky.social @quagbert.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
fresh sage top 5 smell
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
lmao
The trolley car problem with Wile E. Coyote and the Road Runner. The trolley car defies the laws of physics and slams into Wile E. Coyote.
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quagbert.bsky.social @quagbert.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
That was my assumption as well when I saw Jackson on A-tier. Hasn't been media rehabilitated enough yet to be an actual staffer.
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quagbert.bsky.social @quagbert.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
dedicated to the bit of not doing a bit of research
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 20/08/2026
Mid Century Modern tableware and where I think it would stand on trans issues, a thread
A Mid Century Modern ad for tableware, quirky hanging laps, weird wood paneled kitchen bar, oh yeah it's MCM as hell up in here (kinda love it)
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quagbert.bsky.social @quagbert.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
(second) Breakfast in Bed
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quagbert.bsky.social @quagbert.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Can't wait to be 80 and talk about music from my age and want Mr. Bungle but ask for daffy duck slapstick ska hour.
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chris “bluesky” poster @chrisrd19.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
It’s like when your food is taking a long time to come out so your server brings some free bread to apologize for the wait.
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🇨🇦 Fuzzy 🇵🇹 @canadianfuzzy.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
John Oliver gets his wish of getting slapped on a soap 😆 #GH
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𝙰𝙲𝚄𝚃𝙴 𝚆𝙴𝙴𝙳 𝙿𝚂𝚈𝙲𝙷𝙾𝚂𝙸𝚂 𓁣 @bzvowell.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Morning Bluesky
Awww yeah, bird homie is back for breakfast.
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quagbert.bsky.social @quagbert.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
listening to the eyes of stanley pain on the interstate was not a great decision
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Mad Max: Witness Me
ALT: Mad Max: Witness Me
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Logging onto Roblox to say goodnight to my sons
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quagbert.bsky.social @quagbert.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
beautiful photo, very sci fi noir feel.
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quagbert.bsky.social @quagbert.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
I clipped a single of my fingers' nail the other day and I was not prepare for the chaos that came (9 days) after.
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quagbert.bsky.social @quagbert.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
planning the weeks meals before shopping based on whats about to go in the fridge
overused dune mentat meme
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quagbert.bsky.social @quagbert.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
thats just fal-awful
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steven monacelli @stevanzetti.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Is it a bad sign if an ominously slowed down version of my leitmotif starts playing when I arrive at the grocery store
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Not sure about this new passport design
Mockup of trump passport design but with some well-known hands on both sides
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Harebrained @harebrained.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Happy Earth Day.
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Sage Deviant 🏳️‍⚧️ @trans.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Werner Herzog in the mushroom kingdom from Mario Bros saying the below quote. A power mushroom rests on his helmet.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: scene from the movie Aliens; Ripley is in a mech suit and delivers her iconic line: “get away from her, you bitch!” Panel 2: the xenomorph queen lunges at Ripley in the robotic suit and they engage in a fight. Panel 3: later, the xenomorph queen is standing in the shower, mid wash. She says, “‘it takes one to know one, honey.’ That’s what I should have said.”
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Pete from a Goofy Movie
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
sitting in traffic when a smart beautiful woman, w/an amazing personality, walks close by—about 5ft away. i lock my car doors out of respect
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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/03/2026
Leaf That Came Out Too Early Cold As Shit
Leaf That Came Out Too Early Cold As Shit
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Here's a new song called "Do You Have Any Idea How Most People Live?"
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quagbert.bsky.social @quagbert.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
golgotha map imba
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IRL Loading Screens @irlloadingscreens.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
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onion person @junlper.beer · 12/03/2026
using public office to name and shame evil landlords into submission is so cool. i hope democrats learn from him
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Lee Cronin’s Pablo Hidalgo @infinata.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Jacked action hero with goon in headlock, in raspy yet firm voice:
Text saying "You've read your last free article."
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quagbert.bsky.social @quagbert.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
everyday I laugh and cry because we have president dril
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JacketDan’s Stunt Spooktacular @jacketdan.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
There is no amount of money in the world that would lead me to fight a Vietnamese refugee that grew up in Louisiana (Also I really want to try a Korean style Po’ Boy)
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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
For sale: baby shoes. So fuckin worn. This baby ran everywhere fast as shit
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 08/02/2026
there should be a high fantasy author who hates writing about food. "and then king aelfrid joined the dwarven feast and quickly wolfed down some ham and a corn or whatever. back to magic"
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
I don’t know what a xenoblade 1 cutscene is, but I know excellence in sound design when I hear it.
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
went back and grabbed the full video of her intro. absolutely incredible 🇮🇹🍝👩‍🍳🤌🇮🇹🍝👩‍🍳🤌🇮🇹🍝👩‍🍳🤌🇮🇹🍝👩‍🍳🤌
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quagbert.bsky.social @quagbert.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Hold down thumbstick to apply pomade
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Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Jodie Foster: They should have sent a poet Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night
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quagbert.bsky.social @quagbert.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
It was flummoxing; he just had to do it, everyday. It wasn't practice until he did. I was freshman jv. I laughed on the sideline with the other per-enginerring OL
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quagbert.bsky.social @quagbert.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
(shouting into the void) ok, I can get into this
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quagbert.bsky.social @quagbert.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
holy shit I want some gin (thats why I drink it)
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quagbert.bsky.social @quagbert.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
I knew a guy like this in high school football. He was not josh allen, and it didn't end well for him (unrelated) but he would vomit every day at practice. It was just what he did.
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Emmanuel Clement @clementcomposer.com · 11/12/2025
'Let it Snow' with all the positive lines removed
Oh, the weather outside is frightful  

And since we've no place to go  


It doesn't show signs of stopping  



How I hate going out in the storm  


The fire is slowly dying
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
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