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Football is here Dan @jacketdan.bsky.social · 2h

I’m sorry but there is only one emotionally healthy way to engage with the Barves youtu.be/BnBr56xFCzk?...

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Homer Simpson in the gymnastics team

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Football is here Dan @jacketdan.bsky.social · 3h

Are there no fatties, because we forget we were supposed to feed them consistently, Peter?

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Football is here Dan @jacketdan.bsky.social · 4h

"How would you describe your mental health?" "Great! I've recently watched 17 continuous hours of shoe shine videos on YouTube."

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Football is here Dan @jacketdan.bsky.social · 4h

Alabama fans reconciling being glad he is gone with the implication that USC is a more attractive job is going to be delicious

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Football is here Dan @jacketdan.bsky.social · 8h

It would be extremely funny to me if a former player taught Nick exactly how much physical protection he still has from his players now that he is no longer the head of an asymmetrical power structure

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Football is here Dan @jacketdan.bsky.social · 12h

Millennials running for office is about to be a time

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Football is here Dan @jacketdan.bsky.social · 12h

Can you imagine being this kind of arrogant shithead just to go to your last available Ivy safety school?

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Football is here Dan @jacketdan.bsky.social · 22h

I have no better selling point for @edsbs.bsky.social on The Wicked and the Warped than the fact that I just read a section where Orikan is convinced to do something by a human by her explaining to him how cheese is made and agrees to go with her if she'll just stop

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Football is here Dan @jacketdan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Dipshit can’t even name the one female athlete they all know

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hamiltonburglar.bsky.social @hamiltonburglar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

This is Katie Britt sitting next to the Missouri senator the second Jack Smith said he remembers going to an Iowa at Maryland that month & her immediately realizing what’s going on. This is as he’s finishing saying “I went to an Iowa at Maryland game to watch Caitlin Clark.”

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Football is here Dan @jacketdan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I know we pick on baseball and hockey players but swimming has never exactly been "the thinking person's sport"

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Football is here Dan @jacketdan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

🎶I been running these drugs, my future convoluted and then I can't have a kid with my wife cuz her womb is polluted🎶

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Football is here Dan @jacketdan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Man the whole notion of the Senate being a "higher chamber" just continues to show how dumb the founding fathers were as futurists

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Football is here Dan @jacketdan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Fernando driving in knee high socks and dropping bank shots off your soul

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Football is here Dan @jacketdan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

As I've aged I've learned that going on too much makes it harder to perform when you're with somebody and not just going on

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Football is here Dan @jacketdan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I’m tired of all the talk on TikTok about men outrunning women in the 100m. If they really want to prove themselves start posting your 800m attempts and times That record has stood for 43 years at this point

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Football is here Dan @jacketdan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Needed a pick me up to re-enter non-Disney life

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Football is here Dan @jacketdan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Essentially cut a promo on the seven year-old. So happy Monday, I guess.

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Football is here Dan @jacketdan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

What's hard here is to not try and compare myself to who I was 8 years ago. It's really frustrating, and even disheartening at times, when you can still remember how easy this used to be for you and then you're mad at yourself for letting it slip away

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Football is here Dan @jacketdan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

The real fun is to start guessing how much of that $70M he actually sees

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Football is here Dan @jacketdan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Got a heart rate warning after a mile and a half run. So maybe a little ways to go on the fitness front

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Football is here Dan @jacketdan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I don't have a lot of thoughts about this team right now because it appears so many things with it are broken, but I will say this one and then checkout to the best of my ability . . . They do not look like they get any joy out of playing football right now

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Lord of the Rings Sauron: this city is the dread Kazamür Dür in the region of Alzadior Silmarillion Sauron: this town is now named Kick Ass City and its mayor is an evil cat

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Football is here Dan @jacketdan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

*summoning circle* Budd Dwyer */summoning circle*

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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 28/09/2026

most disrespectful graphic of all time

JULY 4 AT CUBS
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MILES
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MIKOLAS
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ALLOWED 0.47 MILES WORTH OF HOME RUNS
DISTANCES: 428,
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Football is here Dan @jacketdan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Considering I did not remotely think about what I ate the last week, I think up 3 lbs while most likely still retaining a ton of water ain't so bad Heavy fluids and fiber the next couple of days and we get this train right back on the track

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Football is here Dan @jacketdan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Happy 1st birthday to this girl. She will not solve cold fusion anytime soon, but she is an absolute sweetheart of a dog

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Football is here Dan @jacketdan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Whole lot of people that scream about socialism sure are comfortable with telling young talented people that they should have fixed wages

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Football is here Dan @jacketdan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Well that bit of idle thought sure broke contain God bless being able to change interaction settings

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Football is here Dan @jacketdan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

You know sometimes there is no greater gift you can give yourself than going ahead and emotionally checking out on your football team early in the season

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Jerry Seinfeld's Audience Reaction

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Football is here Dan @jacketdan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

After 4 parks in 8 days, I think I might have throw the “best all around park” title to Animal Kingdom Two top five rides (both in contention for overall best) Best show in any park And it’s also a good zoo

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Football is here Dan @jacketdan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

If Dave Doeren this again I think NCSU fans should eligible for a class action lawsuit against him

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Football is here Dan @jacketdan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Mentioned his dad and starting at Texas. That’s a BINGO

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Football is here Dan @jacketdan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

To be fair my understanding is our troops need to also see The Bullet Farmer

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Football is here Dan @jacketdan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Having tons of Florida friends right now

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Football is here Dan @jacketdan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Two weeks ago me was a fool. A rube.

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Football is here Dan @jacketdan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Trump take big dick piss celebration

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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

image of the year lmaooo

texas player pretending to piss as a celebration. the close caption reads “no no no no”

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Grimey @grimey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Fowler: and Manning completes a short pass to the running back for a gain of two yards Herbstreit: Y̴̪̑õ̷͇̝ṷ̸̀ ̷͙͔̌̾s̴̫̍̈́ẖ̶͙̓a̶̝̰͠l̵̯̺͊͝ḷ̷͇̍͆ ̸̩͚̀n̵̢̓e̶͓̘͆ṽ̴̭̆ë̴́̅͜r̶͓͗̀ ̸̨͎̈́̀p̸̳̀o̴͚͙͛͠s̶̺͑͝s̸͇͛ͅé̵͈͝s̶̖̪̊s̶̢͎̿̅ ̶͉̓͜͝t̵̰̓h̵̢̏͑ͅẻ̷̲͜ ̷̪̅̃n̸̻̓̽e̴͙̖̊c̶͕̤̎̔r̵̼̈̕o̶̬͝n̶̯̹̈́̍o̷͍͎͂͠m̴̬̻̍͝i̷̬̟̋c̴͖͠o̵͇͝n̵̗̆͋ Fowler: 2nd down and 8

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Football is here Dan @jacketdan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

One thing is social media has really amplified is people that want to feel righteous without putting in any actual effort

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Your fight song is a racist song about a choo choo and theirs is about killing federal agents, you are NOT the same

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Football is here Dan @jacketdan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Like we’re doing the math on DVC Disney people

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