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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

ME: I’m a little drunk. HER: I know. ME: You’re very beautiful. HER: Thank you. ME: Do I look okay naked? HER: You do. ME: Do you like my penis? HER: It’s very nice. ME: Big, too. HER: Yes it is. ME: What now? HER: I have to call the police. ME: Why? HER: Starbucks policy, sir.

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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Go bog witch or go crone

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Chicken the Friendly Ghost @vermontchicken.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

We have had a bath. And, yes, I mean "we."

Jaxon the NOLA mutt has his front legs tucked under me so he can rest his head on my arm.

This dog is serious about snuggling.

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lalalyds @lalalyds.bsky.social · 21h

If your childhood kitchen had decorative geese wearing blue bonnets, how's perimenopause going for you?

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thunk2much @thunk2much.bsky.social · 13/11/2024

This apocalypse is going to be so so stupid.

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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 23h

They’re called loins, maybe you’ve gird of them.

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 28/10/2024

if I had a boss I would simply jump on their head three times to defeat them

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 22h

the balloon fort seemed like a good idea until the cats showed up

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

They're called wisdom teeth because they have incisor information ...and send

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Braden Serkas 🎃 @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 20h

You haven’t lived until you’ve had panties thrown onstage while you played an accordion solo

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Biblioraptor, PhD @biblioraptorphd.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

It was rather maddening to hear all the things about upholding the Constitution and everyone is equal under the law etc at jury selection today when very obviously the people at the top are not held accountable for anything

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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Injured

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

WIFE: This band isn't as good as you led me to believe. ME: You have to imagine them as dragons, Sharon.

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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Man who won’t give his employees piss breaks claims many piss breaks on the horizon

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Savage Tapioca @poppadog.bsky.social · 19h

It's called a "dramedy" because "comma" was already taken. Is this anything?

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Sending you a song I think you’ll love is a sign of great respect in my culture

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Jennifer Shin - WTAF @jennifershin.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

My oldest daughter, who is also an attorney, has said these things to me as well. When your life is built around the law, all of these blatant criminal acts must be even more frustrating.