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Juniper Bear and the Couch Potatoes

@juniperbear.bsky.social
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Not actually a dog but mostly post pictures of my three couch potatoes • Juniper Bear and Alice and Franklin

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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward
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Juniper Bear and the Couch Potatoes @juniperbear.bsky.social · 18h
No big deal, just a tiny dog and a giant dog snuggling a little bit.
A small chihuahua mix named Franklin on a couch with a large German Shepherd named Poppy. They are holding paws.
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Juniper Bear and the Couch Potatoes @juniperbear.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
What if...attention for Poppy?
A large dog named Poppy giving puppy dog eyes for attention.
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Juniper Bear and the Couch Potatoes @juniperbear.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hiking with Poppy!
A large German Shepherd sitting and panting on a path with a hill behind her.
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Nancy and Lottie @nancyandlottie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Filling the dog food bag is very confusing for poor Lottie
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Juniper Bear and the Couch Potatoes @juniperbear.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hope.
A large German Shepherd 100% convinced I am about to share with her.
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Juniper Bear and the Couch Potatoes @juniperbear.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
There's a fly in the house.
A sad dog.
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Sol @solexposure.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Just 4.5 days to sell at least 14 framed pieces (or the equivalent) to have rent. I need to pause on saving for car work, as having a home is more important (especially w/o a car). LOTS of specials in the feed & new paintings! Thank you for looking/sharing! The boys also say thank you.
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Juniper Bear and the Couch Potatoes @juniperbear.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Poppy and I are doing important things today.
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Juniper Bear and the Couch Potatoes @juniperbear.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Actually, grocery stores are ok. Poppy will allow this.
A German Shepherd with a bag of Halloween dog cookies.
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Ned Pyle @nedpyle.com · 25/09/2026
Kai Ryssdal viral post about iced coffee hit now 
@kairyssdal.bsky.social
I'm sorry, but if you don't bring a cute dog - or any damn pet at all - to a job interview,
you're disqualified. It's not hard, people.
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Alfie Kohn @alfiekohn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
For some reason this thoughtful paragraph by Ian Bogost makes me think about A.I.
Optimization is terrific if you want to get somewhere else in the future. But it's terrible for being where you actually are right now. When goals overtake experience, you lose the freedom to encounter your lfe as it happens. And when you lose tha ability, you are no longer living in full. We used to optimize work so we could do everything else. Now we optimize life as though living were another job. Too many of us seem to be maxxing our way out of the experiences and perspectives that give us maximum meaning.
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Juniper Bear and the Couch Potatoes @juniperbear.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Franklin had a bath.
A senior pup wrapped in a towel.
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Breaking Mews/Ruff Translations @breakingmews.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Barking news: Thieves broke into the animal shelter and stole all of the puppies. These brazen criminals—who include a bear, a flamingo, a lobster, a shark, a bumblebee, a penguin and a lumberjack—have taken command of the shelter. Please come get them so this madness can end. sbhumane.org/adopt.
A black and white mutt dressed as a bear.A brown rescue dog dressed as a lumberjack. A black and white puppy dressed as a lion.A collage of puppies in costumes.
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Juniper Bear and the Couch Potatoes @juniperbear.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Help! Illegal things are happening!
A large dog looking sad on the opposite side of a dog fence from her person.
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Juniper Bear and the Couch Potatoes @juniperbear.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Actually, we are not allowed to leave the house, even to go to the grocery store.
A large dog named Poppy blocking the front door.
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 25/09/2026
upshot to running errands in the rain:
A small black and tan dachshund wearing a yellow duckie raincoat. It’s just unreasonably cute, that’s all.
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Juniper Bear and the Couch Potatoes @juniperbear.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Exhausted.
A sleeping dog named Poppy. She is on a couch surrounded by pillows and blankets.
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
whomst so amongst us tbh whomst so
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nick pants @nickpants.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
i didn’t want to share this until they left the country… we adopted fluffy from my daughter’s high school friend whose dad decided it was best that his family return to venezuela rather than risk being kidnapped and placed in an ICE concentration camp. fuck ICE and everyone who stands with them.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/09/2026
Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI theonion.com/dog-cant-believe-guy-s…
Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI
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Juniper Bear and the Couch Potatoes @juniperbear.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Poppy is an activist now.
A large dog sitting with a free Palestine sign.
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Juniper Bear and the Couch Potatoes @juniperbear.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Strawberry latte art. 100% intentional. 😂
Accidental latte art that looks a little bit like a strawberry.
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Juniper Bear and the Couch Potatoes @juniperbear.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I am taking Poppy to an event in Berkeley this afternoon and she will be wearing this lovely tshirt.
A German Shepherd dog on a couch wearing a tshirt.
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Juniper Bear and the Couch Potatoes @juniperbear.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Friend.
A lizard that has been hanging around my yard recently.
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National Drought Mitigation Center @droughtcenter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Drought and dryness worsened across Texas this week. The drought and scorching temperatures are impacting agricultural yields, and causing farmers to postpone planting winter wheat and other crops in some areas. #Drought #Drought2026 #US #Texas
USDM Hot Topic September 24, 2026: Texas. This week, all dryness or drought categories increased in Texas: for abnormal dryness or drought, from 96.45% to 96.88%; for moderate drought or worse, from 81.01% to 84.2%; for severe drought or worse, from 42.64% to 54.23%; for extreme drought or worse, from 17.97% to 19.84%; and for exceptional drought, from 3.64% to 4.25%. 

The graphic includes the current Drought Monitor map for Texas, and the Drought Monitor time series for January 4, 2000, through September 24, 2026. For more statistics, please refer to the US Drought Monitor website: droughtmonitor.unl.edu.
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Juniper Bear and the Couch Potatoes @juniperbear.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Fortunately we got in a walk for Poppy during a brief less smoky period this morning, but for most of the day the air quality has been terrible throughout the East Bay. Not sure why a prescribed burn was scheduled for a hot day, again. 😷🥵
A large dog named Poppy.
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Berkeley Climate Equity Action @climateequity.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The prescribed burn on Angel Island happened again today, and supposedly ended at 2:15. But the smell is lingering over the East Bay, due to almost no winds. Somebody open the Bay window!
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dirtwaterair.bsky.social @dirtwaterair.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Once again, a controlled burn on Angel Island created extremely dangerous air quality in Richmond. We did not agree to trade our lungs for this. Either they aren’t really experts or there’s actually no way to burn there without us paying for it. @calfire.bsky.social @richmondside.org
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Juniper Bear and the Couch Potatoes @juniperbear.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The fence has been working well so far, in the sense that Poppy is not able to go over or around it. On the other hand, my lovely ADHD housemates are not remembering to close the gate...
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Juniper Bear and the Couch Potatoes @juniperbear.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Peanut butter! With crushed treats!
A German Shepherd named Poppy licking a mat with peanut butter and treats on it.
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Juniper Bear and the Couch Potatoes @juniperbear.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
We went for a walk and now it's treat time!
A smiling German Shepherd named Poppy.
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Juniper Bear and the Couch Potatoes @juniperbear.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Poppy just came within two feet of saying hello to a neighborhood cat and she's so happy.
A happy German Shepherd.
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TashasEv @tashasev.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
You all gotta see this
Zuri sleeping in her cot with one ear jauntily folded up, one eye creepily peeking open, and her tongue dangling out from the side of her mouth ridiculously draped onto the side of the cot like a soggy bacon strip
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Juniper Bear and the Couch Potatoes @juniperbear.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Incidentally, no one consulted with Poppy on the purchase of a slow feeder bowl yesterday.
A disappointed German Shepherd.
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Juniper Bear and the Couch Potatoes @juniperbear.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Poppy thinks it's interesting that we got a dozen human bagels but only one dog bagel.
A hungry German Shepherd.
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Hupple’s Cat @hupplescat.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This little dude.
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Juniper Bear and the Couch Potatoes @juniperbear.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Franklin and his new hoodie have been enjoying some football this evening.
A small senior chihuahua mix wearing a light blue hoodie while lounging on a couch.
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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
But they were all of them deceived, for another Duran was made
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Juniper Bear and the Couch Potatoes @juniperbear.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Poppy went on an errand running adventure today! First up, boring library books. Someone remind her that reading time is cuddle time.
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Juniper Bear and the Couch Potatoes @juniperbear.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Please appreciate Franklin's cozy sweater.
A small senior chihuahua mix with wearing a cozy sweater.
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our lady of the cow parsley @ladycowparsley.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Franklin has given the signal, we shall now turn to our fall wardrobes.
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Juniper Bear and the Couch Potatoes @juniperbear.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Please appreciate Franklin's cozy sweater.
A small senior chihuahua mix with wearing a cozy sweater.
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Juniper Bear and the Couch Potatoes @juniperbear.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Franklin hopes everyone has a wonderful weekend full of naps and treats and couch cuddles.
A senior chihuahua mix with prominent ears.
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Juniper Bear and the Couch Potatoes @juniperbear.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
IT IS ALREADY DINNER TIME DONT LOOK AT THE CLOCK YOU CAN BELIEVE POPPY
A German Shepherd stress yawning due to being famished.
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Juniper Bear and the Couch Potatoes @juniperbear.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Poppy scritches are not a part time job.
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Juniper Bear and the Couch Potatoes @juniperbear.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Attention! Franklin and Poppy have been cuddling for quite a while now. 🚨
A small chihuahua mix curled onto a German Shepherd's back leg.
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Juniper Bear and the Couch Potatoes @juniperbear.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
What in the anti-Poppy is this?
A German shepherd next to a dog fence.
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Juniper Bear and the Couch Potatoes @juniperbear.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It has been 10000 years since Poppy's last meal.
A starving German Shepherd.
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Juniper Bear and the Couch Potatoes @juniperbear.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Waiting for egg.
A large dog named Poppy waiting for someone to make her an egg.
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