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Satirical news by & for autistic people (poor things). Founded by Sara Gibbs & Elsa Williams; run by Sara Gibbs & Sarah Amero It’s a Superpower?? is out now: allmylinks.com/itsasuperpower www.thedailytism.com www.patreon.com/TheDailyTism

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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 12h
An autistic man who recently left university is reportedly longing for the halcyon days of having unfettered access to academic journals.
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Autistic graduate sad he can’t browse PubMed for fun any more
An autistic man who recently left university is reportedly longing for the halcyon days of having unfettered access to academic journals. Onye Egbuchunam, 21, spent much of his sociology degree…
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Sara Gibbs @sararoseg.bsky.social · 12h
£235 to go! This is a recipe for people who like their lemon cake LEMONY. I do not fuck around.
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Sara Gibbs @sararoseg.bsky.social · 16h
For anyone playing along at home, we are £300 off the zingiest lemon buttercream you’ve ever tasted
It's a Superpower??
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£5,700
Target: £30,000
145 supporters
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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 16h
An autistic woman is boring the ever-living fuck out of her friends and family by relentlessly questioning her own diagnosis, sources have claimed.
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“What if I’m not really autistic?” asks world’s most obviously autistic woman, constantly
An autistic woman is boring the ever-living fuck out of her friends and family by relentlessly questioning her own diagnosis, sources have claimed.  To put her doubts to rest, Paige Thomas, 39,…
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Sara Gibbs @sararoseg.bsky.social · 16h
I’ve decided for every £1k we raise, I will include an additional beloved recipe. At £6k we’re playing for my Actual Sherbet Fountain Lemon Cupcakes! (Tastes how childhood birthday excitement feels but without the crushing aftertaste of disappointment)
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Gabby HC @scriblit.bsky.social · 20h
It's Sara's birthday! Why not sling her some ARTS FUNDING like some sort of POPE?
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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 20h
A pair of lifelong friends have recently realised they know almost nothing about each other thanks to their autism and ADHD, it has been reported.
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Autistic and ADHD friends realise they have never retained a single fact about each other
A pair of lifelong friends have recently realised they know almost nothing about each other thanks to their autism and ADHD, it has been reported. Ben Espenson, 24, who is autistic, and Naveed…
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Varina @varinajr.bsky.social · 22h
Not to brag, but look at how round this number is
Fundraiser graph thing showing £5,550 raised of £30,000 target, or 18%
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Sara Gibbs @sararoseg.bsky.social · 21h
It’s my birthday! What an incredible gift to wake up to this Crowdfunding figure. Thank you so bloody much! If anyone wants to give me a birthday gift, all I want this year is for the show to be funded: www.crowdfunder.co.uk/p/its-a-supe...
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£5,550
Target: £30,000
139 supporters
18%
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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 29/09/2026
We’ve passed £5k of our £30k target in the 3 days since we launched this Crowdfunder. We have no wisecracks, just so much gratitude.
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Gabby HC @scriblit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
When we get half way there, I will write all of this song and it will all be about Pix/Wilder (What's our portmanteau here? Wix? Wildix? ROBOTarts?) and Pegging www.crowdfunder.co.uk/p/its-a-supe...
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It's a Superpower?? Season Two
To fund season 2 of It's a Superpower?? the first audio sitcom by & for autistic people - & pay our amazing team an industry rate
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Jess 🐴 @notmoro.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
£4,667? Nooo! £50 is an even number! EVEN I SAY. WHY, THE MATHS??
A £50 contribution does not necessarily make for an even numbered total.
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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 29/09/2026
Jay Chester, 38, expressed dismay about the fact that the part of their brain which should contain vital information about loved ones is fully occupied by thirty seconds of borderline racist rapping about tropical fruit juice drink Um Bongo.
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Autistic millennial can recite every ’90s TV advert but has no idea what their nephew’s name is
An autistic person who once recorded a three-hour VHS tape of television adverts has realised those adverts are taking up valuable brain space which might be put to better use, like memorising the…
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StargazerKG 🌠🐉 Stellar Dragoon Vtuber @stargazerkg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Expose your children to Sonic the Hedgehog early and often.
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Sara Gibbs @sararoseg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
£333 left!!!! Unintentionally pleasing!!
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Sara Gibbs @sararoseg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
£395 to goooooo £395 to gooooooooooo I’ve sent my spouse to Waitrose to get the good cocoa
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Sara Gibbs @sararoseg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
£405 left to go before midnight tomorrow!! I have purchased the ingredients (mainly to make the cake for my actual birthday) and am getting ready to photograph the bake for inclusion in the booklet.
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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 29/09/2026
Autistic parents have been warned to be vigilant for signs that their child could be afflicted with Neurotypical Spectrum Disorder, or NSD.
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Every parent’s worst nightmare! Could your child be neurotypical?
Autistic parents have been warned to be vigilant for signs that their child could be afflicted with Neurotypical Spectrum Disorder, or NSD. Speaking in front of a parliamentary group, paediatrician…
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Sara Gibbs @sararoseg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
£440 to go by tomorrow night! Can we unlock the forbidden chocolate cake recipe??
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Gabby HC @scriblit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Wilder used to be a man boy Magically cursed, gave up all his toys It's tough So tough Pix has got some new toys in mind Wants to give that man Fun in his behind, some day mm, someday She wants to make him hold on to the headboard, it's true She might just get to do it if we fund series two
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Di Eats Toast @dieatstoast.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
What a brilliant show - can't wait for series 2!!
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Sara Gibbs @sararoseg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Update: we are officially 15% funded!!!! You bloody ANGELS. We’re also significantly closer to that first £5k. This is SO much better than the no per cent funded I thought we’d be.
It's a Superpower??
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£4,520
Target: £30,000
15%
117 supporters
81 days left
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Sara Gibbs @sararoseg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We currently have £708 until we hit our initial goal of £5k by the end of my birthday tomorrow. We’re playing for the inclusion of my top-secret family chocolate cake recipe in Sophie’s booklet!
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Sara Gibbs @sararoseg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Guys 😒
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£4,261
Target: £30,000
113 supporters
14%
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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 29/09/2026
A neurodivergent couple with opposing types of wildly uneven skillsets just about add up to one fully competent adult between them, it has been rumoured. Read this and get exclusive articles on Patreon: www.patreon.com/TheDailyTism...
A heterosexual couple stand in a kitchen holding slices of pizza and making silly faces
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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 28/09/2026
An autistic woman would be far better at foiling James Bond than working at a call centre, she claims.
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Autistic woman’s skillset better suited to Bond villain than customer service representative
An autistic woman would be far better at foiling James Bond than working at a call centre, she claims. Miya Wilkes, 27, is adept at using technology and looking unnerving, neither of which she has…
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Sara Gibbs @sararoseg.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Bawling just a tiny bit
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£4,112
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104 supporters
13%
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Sara Gibbs @sararoseg.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Bahahaha two of you did this and cancelled each other out! That leaves us with £18 until we hit £4k!!! See your generous trolling has backfired and helped us.
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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 28/09/2026
The colleague in your team meeting who happens to have the most sympathetic face is about to be stared at so intensely they will likely conclude that you’re in love with them, it has been announced.
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Chosen! Safest-looking colleague at team meeting receives staring of a lifetime
The colleague in your team meeting who happens to have the most sympathetic face is about to be stared at so intensely they will likely conclude that you’re in love with them, it has been announced. …
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Sara Gibbs @sararoseg.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is a hate crime.
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VivicorpCEO @vivicorpceo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Huh. No wait you tell the audience it must be even and you get: 1. The ones who also need it to be even overcorrecting each other But also 2. The ones with defiance issues deliberately sabotaging the first group so they can revel in the chaos I will not reveal my alliance
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Sara Gibbs @sararoseg.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
What did I JUST say (Thank you, you generous TROLLS)
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Season Two
£3,971
Target: £30,000
13%
101 supporters
81 days left
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Sara Gibbs @sararoseg.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
An even hundred of the most generous people ever have brought us achingly close to £4k of our £30k goal. I know I keep saying thank you but bloody hell THANK YOU 💗 www.crowdfunder.co.uk/p/its-a-supe...
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£3,960
Target: £30,000
100 supporters
13%
82 days left
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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 28/09/2026
This is allowed
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Sara Gibbs @sararoseg.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Alright nobody do anything crazy
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£3,900
Target: £30,000
97 supporters
13%
82 days left
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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 28/09/2026
A very funny thing is happening where our lovely autistic audience is so horrified with the weird numbers that everyone’s trying to fix it at once, causing further weird numbers. Have we accidentally stumbled on the world’s most neurodivergent marketing strategy???
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Sara Gibbs @sararoseg.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Lads we’ve overcorrected
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£3,803
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12%
94 supporters
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Sara Gibbs @sararoseg.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Whoever fixed this, thank you you’re a hero
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£3,840
Target: £30,000
92 supporters
12%
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Sara Gibbs @sararoseg.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Remember if we hit £5k by the end of my birthday on Wednesday, I’ll put my top secret family chocolate cake recipe in Sophie’s baking booklet!
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£3,797
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89 supporters
12%
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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 28/09/2026
A workplace diversity initiative aims to support autistic employees by giving them a massive snog, it has been reported.
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Workplace diversity initiative promotes just fully kissing autistic people on the mouth
A workplace diversity initiative aims to support autistic employees by giving them a massive snog, it has been reported. SMH, who optimise workflow solutions to maximise stakeholder value through…
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Sara Gibbs @sararoseg.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Slowly rolling out this Crowdfunder - next step, get an ad on our podcast feeds and pray like hell that some millionaires are listening
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Season Two
£3,622
Target: £30,000
12%
86 supporters
82 days left
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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 27/09/2026
An autistic girl who recently made a cool new friend reportedly has no idea that she’s been chosen for a modern-day Eliza Doolittling. Read this and other exclusive articles on Patreon: www.patreon.com/TheDailyTism...
A VHS tape box of the movie Clueless starring Alicia Silverstone
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David Matthewman @djm4.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Well, I really enjoyed season one of _It's a Superpower??_, and now Season Two has a crowd funder: www.crowdfunder.co.uk/p/its-a-supe...
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It's a Superpower?? Season Two
To fund season 2 of It's a Superpower?? the first audio sitcom by & for autistic people - & pay our amazing team an industry rate
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Gabby HC @scriblit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Wow this etc etc Well if you like silly fucking jokes I write about trauma-representing kaiju, why not listen to S1 of and/or contribute a few coins to the crowdfunder for S2 of this indie sitcom I script edit? www.crowdfunder.co.uk/p/its-a-supe...
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It's a Superpower?? Season Two
To fund season 2 of It's a Superpower?? the first audio sitcom by & for autistic people - & pay our amazing team an industry rate
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Sara Gibbs @sararoseg.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Fuck gatekeepers 💗 Thank fuck for people. www.crowdfunder.co.uk/p/its-a-supe...
It's a Superpower??
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£3,440
Target: £30,000
11%
78 supporters
82 days left
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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 27/09/2026
A dyspraxic woman has asserted that no amount of patronising verbal explanation will teach her to perform a motor skill she doesn’t have the coordination for, according to eyewitnesses.
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Dyspraxic woman still won’t learn the motor skill if you explain it to her a fifth time
A dyspraxic woman has asserted that no amount of patronising verbal explanation will teach her to perform a motor skill she doesn’t have the coordination for, according to eyewitnesses. Becky…
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Sara Gibbs @sararoseg.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I LOVE this energy! Do you have a beloved family bake / recipe to share on here? Feel free to join in 💗
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Gabby HC @scriblit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
And if you haven't listened yet, well here's your chance, s1 is all free to hear wherever you get your podcasts. Unapologetically neurodivergent urban fantasy quest comedy with music, paracosms, tv magicians, a found family at its core & a very light dusting of romcom!
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Ed Of Fannyside @edoffannyside.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Hmmm, a character named after my dog.
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Dr. David McBride (dwm) @dwm.me.uk · 26/09/2026
Given the existence of Büms, and the fact that my nickname / radio callsign is "Doom" (based on my initials 'dwm'), how could I not?
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