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I am Desereé @iamdeseree.bsky.social · 15h

Just made up a song about hydrogen peroxide so I wouldn’t forget to put it on the grocery list.

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I am Desereé @iamdeseree.bsky.social · 15h

TIL: the NBC Nightly News theme was composed by John Williams.

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I am Desereé @iamdeseree.bsky.social · 15h

I wish I could go back to my only news outlet being a single hour of TV, NBC nightly news, that I might overhear as I’m playing in my grandparents living room.

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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 20h

Seriously 💥 😡🙄

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I am Desereé @iamdeseree.bsky.social · 16h

Damn if it really rains for the next 5 days I will be a fucking delight.* * Cannot guarantee 100% mood adherence

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I am Desereé @iamdeseree.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Haven’t felt cute in a hot minute. Maybe a change in all seasons will help.

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I am Desereé @iamdeseree.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

High functioning, high achieving, high and tired.

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I am Desereé @iamdeseree.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Jury duty as a form of relaxation?

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I am Desereé @iamdeseree.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Follow the heartbeat of the cicadas Between memories Far and near. Slip between the memory streams Through the rhythmic earthen thrum Connect with the earth And yourself.

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I am Desereé @iamdeseree.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Cicadas are the heartbeat of summer

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I am Desereé @iamdeseree.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I feel like rubbing your eyeballs so hard it turns white inside is probably not good right?

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I am Desereé @iamdeseree.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

So Many Things is the name of my memoir

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I am Desereé @iamdeseree.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Everyone knows that there are a million songs with a female first name in them. Ton. But what I just realized is that they are a mirror reflection of baby naming trends, add 25 years.

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I am Desereé @iamdeseree.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

It’s mostly Scully saying rationale things, Mulder making some stupid smirking remark and then saying “you think I’m crazy! Don’t you!” Followed by some insane gibberish that makes no sense.

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I am Desereé @iamdeseree.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Watching X-Files for the first time, does it get better? This is so ridiculous!

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I am Desereé @iamdeseree.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

What other ridiculous Hollywood legends don’t I know about?

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I am Desereé @iamdeseree.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Me discovering the whole Emma Thompson, Kenneth Branaugh, Helena Bonham Carter triangle at 41!!! FORTY ONE! Why has no one told me of this??

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I am Desereé @iamdeseree.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Mamdani is making people want to move to NYC

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The Onion @theonion.com · 25/09/2026

“I remember seeing him on TV and thinking, ‘No, that can’t be Kash,’ but sure enough, there he was, addressing the nation about a missing person case.” — Daisy, local golden retriever

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Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI

WASHINGTON—Reflecting on the past fling and remarking how time had flown by, local golden retriever Daisy told reporters Thursday that she could not believe the guy she hooked up with 10 years ago was...

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I am Desereé @iamdeseree.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Barbara, Betty, and Frances on my 4 year olds soccer team.

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I am Desereé @iamdeseree.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Thursdays are my most productive days.

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I am Desereé @iamdeseree.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I subscribe to so many email lists when I’m jeefed.

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I am Desereé @iamdeseree.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I bet it’s so cool to be one of those people that can like will themselves to do stuff.

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I am Desereé @iamdeseree.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Does anyone know where I can watch Vh1 Divas?

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I am Desereé @iamdeseree.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Huh! Apparently a dumb question! But she had some RESPECT on her name. Like as a peer to Britney and Christina, why wasn’t she harassed? Or was she? I can’t even remember.

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I am Desereé @iamdeseree.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Was Mariah Carey a heart throb back in the day?

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I am Desereé @iamdeseree.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

When do I get to stop working?

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I am Desereé @iamdeseree.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

LinkedIn is a cesspools of people waking up before their kids to WORK. Fuck that noise, what about sleep??

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I am Desereé @iamdeseree.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Cramming for an interview like an exam. I’m too old for this shit.

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I am Desereé @iamdeseree.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

It doesn’t quite scratch the itch but I’m very lazy these days.

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I am Desereé @iamdeseree.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Has anyone else been journaling in your notes app?

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I am Desereé @iamdeseree.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Happy 4-day PTO family vacay to me!!!

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I am Desereé @iamdeseree.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Your girl got a promising recruiter reach out!!!

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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I hope this email finds you still registered to vote

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I am Desereé @iamdeseree.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Oh shittttt! The THRILL that just came to me when I remembered I had restarted the 1995 BBCs P&P!!! Yallll

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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

"I would die for you!" That's nice, but would you be willing to do the laundry without being asked?

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 17/09/2026

New in PN: Retire in peace "McConnell would never be allowed to drive a car, babysit young children, or file his own taxes. Why, then, should a cognitively incapacitated 82-year-old retain one of the most important positions of power within the national government?"

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Retire in peace

McConnell is the latest example of an incapacitated politician refusing to let go.

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I am Desereé @iamdeseree.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

The dog isn’t here right now. I can’t tell if the cat is really stressed out about that fact or happy. She wants a lot of pets right now.

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I am Desereé @iamdeseree.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Cool, I’m so glad I looked up instructions how to do that thing after I already did it 100% wrong.

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I am Desereé @iamdeseree.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

A wave of craving for Taco Bell emerged from the depths, not seen in these parts for years.

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I am Desereé @iamdeseree.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Excited to see what the groundswell is going to push Ed to do? Like what’s the move here? Invite Mac back? Cancel the tour?? This is going to ruin the tour (positive).

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I am Desereé @iamdeseree.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

If it’s a meme with poo or pee in it, you know I’m sending it to @iamtito.bsky.social

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