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Blessed be the 1337, for they shall discombobulate the earth

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Luke LeBrun @lukelebrun.ca · 22h
According to @theglobeandmail.com, the email account used by "Daniel Robson" was used to register a Moroccan Microsoft account earlier this year The fake journalist's articles published in Canada also "praised Morocco's King Mohammed VI" and encouraged closer ties between Canada and Morocco
Several of the Robson articles published in Canada also praised Morocco's King Mohammed VI and urged Canada to form a security partnership with the African country.

The Globe identified a link between Morocco and Mr. Robson. According to a digital research tool, Mr. Robson's e-mail address was used to register a Moroccan Microsoft account in March, 2026. That account was last active in early September, records show.
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 30/09/2026
BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome
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Jesse @requiemarm.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Blackavar @blackavar-inle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
And that they're the same people who made this, the only children's media he saw in his entire life
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Control | All Threshold Kids Videos (no commentary)
YouTube video by Captain Spandex Plays
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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 29/09/2026
Hey don't use this shit.
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lil orphan goshzilla @realgoshzilla.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
What is your main stress, the fear of pain, or the pain of fear? Either way, do more drugs.
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Reverse Clowngirl @axialagegamer.swifties.social · 28/09/2026
Myth: If I eat enough hazelnut chocolate, a small subset of my problems will disppear. Fact: If I eat enough hazelnut chocolate, I will become completely invincible and immune to worldly problems.
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I legit thought this was the Onion Infowars until the camera switched to actual Alex Jones wearing a Biggie crown and even then was briefly like woah did they CG Tim Heidecker for this
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lil orphan goshzilla @realgoshzilla.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I think you thinked yourself into a dumb place
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lil orphan goshzilla @realgoshzilla.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
(Me turning 50) Starting to think my rap career isn’t gonna take off
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lil orphan goshzilla @realgoshzilla.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Did lots of yard work and construction this week, really wish I had this in my library
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lil orphan goshzilla @realgoshzilla.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
The problem with modern cinema is we don’t have enough Richard Harrison talking on a Garfield phone at the CIA
Richard Harrison talking on a Garfield phone, from Ninja Terminator by Godfrey Ho
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lil orphan goshzilla @realgoshzilla.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Confirming that enshittification is a child’s strategy for late stage capitalism
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Fickle Filly @ficklefilly.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Act like a normal human being? Where’s the fun in that?
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 21/09/2026
LOGGING ON
close up of an exasperated Dana Scully captioned 

[ Disgusted Sigh ]
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Ireland against Fascism @irlagainstfascism.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
As we all knew would happen... 🙄 And is exactly what ZeDump &co wants for the US too
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Misery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Couples therapists don’t want you to know this but most conflicts could be solved with a dance off.
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The Breakdown AB @thebreakdownab.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
“a close look at her career in media and politics reveals that she is little more than a political opportunist whose primary ambition is wielding state power to reward her allies and discipline her enemies.” #abpoli #ableg #cdnpoli www.theglobeandmail.com/opinion/arti...
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Opinion: Danielle Smith is no separatist – she’s something even more dangerous
Smith isn’t the ideologue her opponents portray her as, but she is a power-seeking opportunist
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dame @dame.is · 19/09/2026
finally saw I Love Boosters highly recommend, 10/10, the best Boots Riley film yet, amazing tune yards music youtu.be/I1xZegSgN8w?...
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I LOVE BOOSTERS - Official Trailer - Only In Theaters May 22
YouTube video by NEON
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lil orphan goshzilla @realgoshzilla.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Can we just teach AI to put my pants on me in the morning and call it a day?
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Kelly Robson @kellyrobson.com · 18/09/2026
Canadians! Sign the official parliament petition for regulating Data Centers in Canada www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...
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Petition e-7550 - Petitions
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
when ai leaves u behind
7 panel comic.

Panel 1:
A Red Guy with AI across his chest looks like he’s about to run away. A Yellow Guy stands next to him. Red Guy says “I’m the future, buddy. You comin’?”
Yellow Guy replies “Nah”

Panel 2: 
Red Guy is almost out of the panel. He leans in and says “Enjoy getting left behind, pal”
Yellow Guy replies “ok”

Panel 3:
Yellow Guy stands alone.

Panel 4: 
Close up on Yellow Guy, there is a quiet “huff-huff-huff” noise coming from behind him

Panel 5:
Yellow Guy turns to look behind him

Panel 6: 
Close up on Yellow Guy’s face as if from the point of view of an attacker.
Yellow Guy yells “Jesus Christ”

Panel 7:
AI Red Guy is now chasing the Yellow Guy. 
Red Guy: “Use me”
Yellow Guy “No”
Red Guy “USE ME”
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Blue Oleta @blue-oleta.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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lil orphan goshzilla @realgoshzilla.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Staring deeply at my phone, clutched tightly in my hands: desperate loser Staring deeply at my phone, lightly held in one hand while stroking my beard: thoughtful academic
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Cliff @cliff.leaninto.it · 19/09/2026
Never lose your keys again
A buttplug that can hold keys
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 17/09/2026
[guy]: Why is being alive so expensive?
[guy]: I'm not even having a good time
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
sometimes I get bored and cancel myself on Threads by saying whatever the fuck
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lil orphan goshzilla @realgoshzilla.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Staring deeply at my phone, clutched tightly in my hands: desperate loser Staring deeply at my phone, lightly held in one hand while stroking my beard: thoughtful academic
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dawn of the debb @debbshock.blue · 19/09/2026
Look there's a tarot card just for me
the Ten of Swords from the Modern Witch Tarot by Lisa Sterle.
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Blather Wince Repeat @blatherwincerepeat.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I never explain “the old switcheroo” the same way twice.
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consbegone.bsky.social @consbegone.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
‘Dumpster fire’: Postmedia’s decade of pushing Canada’s politics to the right. More than half Canadian daily newspapers owned by Postmedia, giving the MAGA-aligned newspaper chain enormous influence over flow of info & how current events are perceived across country ricochet.media/media/dumpst...
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‘Dumpster fire’: Postmedia’s decade of pushing Canada’s politics to the right
The MAGA-aligned newspaper chain has enormous influence over the flow of information and how events are perceieved across the country.
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Naomi Klein @naomiaklein.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Should Astra and I work on our resting apocalypse faces? OR should we lean into our natural “friendly-neighborhood-witches-trying-to-save-the-world-from-planet-burning demons” vibes?
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Charles Keener @charleskeener.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
like, Robert Kraft banned Macklemore over "Free Palestine," but literally "Heil Hitler" isn't getting Kanye dropped from the same stadium
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Poll watching right now is like, "Normal candidate with normal opinions ekes out small lead against sweaty bag of farts who sends dick picks to orphans and once dropkicked a puppy with leukemia."
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lil orphan goshzilla @realgoshzilla.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Lucille Bluth (Jessica Walter) Iconic Eyeroll
Alt: Lucille Bluth (Jessica Walter) Iconic Eyeroll
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danielroe @danielroe.dev · 14/09/2026
🙋‍♂️ ever wanted to build something without needing to configure a db, auth, file storage or a cms? it turns out you already have all four if you have a bluesky account 👉 airspace is a typed client for it
getair.space
airspace
The database you already have.
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Eize Basa @eizebasa.baby · 13/09/2026
“I sell cocaine and cocaine accessories.”
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Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
The best revenge is living well, unless you own a crossbow.
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Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Pizza Hut Shake Shack Pita Pit Churro Favela Tapas Tenement Hamburger Hovel Gyro Yurt Quinoa Quonset Goulash Gulag Candy Shanty Meatball Slum
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Matt Bors @mattbors.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It was exactly ten years ago today, on my 33rd birthday, that I posted this comic online.
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Yo. This is the union calling for a boycott. Here in America people like to say "Well I was already boycotting Starbucks!" No you were not. You were just choosing not to buy their stuff. That is not a boycott. A boycott is an organized, collective activity. "I" don't boycott: we do.
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 02/11/2024
"Growth in Wealth of the World's Billionaires"

A graph, x-axis the years from 2000 to 2020, y-axis numbers from 0 to 9000 in steps of 1000.

On it a plot is set up that goes roughly from 5000 in 2001 to 9000 in 2019. Roughly, because the graph is drawn in blood, leaking everywhere.
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Robocop (1987) @robocop1987.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I'd buy that for a dollar.
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lil orphan goshzilla @realgoshzilla.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I’m losing both the cum and the wang demographic
I was blocked by a user named for both dick and cum
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tim dewey @tjdfotographist.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
IT WAS A PARROT?!? EAT MY WHOLE ASS, SCIENCE DIGEST.
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Josh Sternberg @joshsternberg.com · 11/09/2026
With fewer publications covering events, our leading outlets can distort reality. While Agenda Setting is decades-old, with fewer local angles on national events, bigger orgs can, at best, tell us what to think about; at worst, put their thumbs on the scales. joshsternberg.com/2026/09/11/j...
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Journalism layoffs are bad for democracy
Last week, USA Today, one of the largest media companies in the nation, laid off an unreported amount of staffers across its network of publications.On Thursday, McClatchy, owner of The Miami Heral…
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Dhruv Mehrotra @dmehro.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
NEW: Meta is facing a proposed class action alleging it used Facebook and Insta photos to build its NameTag face-recognition system and train AI models without consent. WIRED found code for NameTag hidden inside Meta’s AI app downloaded by tens of millions. Meta said the feature “doesn’t exist.”
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Meta Sued Over Training Data for Its AI and Face-Recognition Systems
The proposed class action alleges Meta illegally harvested people’s Facebook and Instagram photos to train its AI image-generation models and to build its unreleased “NameTag” face recognition feature...
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Vinson Loves Comics @vinsonlovescomics.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Hawkgirl by Bruno Redondo
DC Comics   ·   Releases Oct 28, 2026
Justice League Unlimited #24
Cover B Bruno Redondo Variant
Overview
Contributions
Pull It
EVE OF REVELATION! The disastrous war between Lex Luthor and Batman has left the Justice League less united than ever... but change is brewing on the horizon, and one threat is destined to bring the JLU together again: the future. Dreamer, Brainiac Queen, Red Tornado, and more vie for the fate of tomorrow — and only the return of Superman himself can hope to sort out the chaos!

Comic   ·   32 pages   ·   $5.99   ·   Card Stock Affixed Cover
Cover Date
Dec 2026
UPC
76194138573002421
Distributor SKU
0826DC0195
Final Order Cutoff
calendar_month
Oct 5th

Creators
Mark Waid
Writer
Mark Waid
Nicole Maines
Writer
Nicole Maines
Dan Mora
Artist
Dan Mora
Cover Artist
Bruno Redondo
Cover Artist
Bruno Redondo
Production
Marie Javins
Editor-in-Chief
Marie Javins
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Markham Hislop @markhamhislop.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Whoa. Alberta Separation Costs Are Crazy High Economist Charles Deland outlines the economic absurdity of the separatist fever dream. #ableg #abpoli #cdnpoli youtu.be/051KDtPCDFE
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Whoa. Alberta Separation Costs Are Crazy High
YouTube video by Energi Media
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