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Lakeview Dispensary @lakeviewdispo.bsky.social · 16h

We had a break-in last night. They were still there this morning and were cool af

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Lakeview Dispensary @lakeviewdispo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

No, weed is not “unc,” you’re just an uncool loser, Kevin.

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Lakeview Dispensary @lakeviewdispo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

#NewStrainSunday: Jarjar Blinker It will slur your speech but you’ll inexplicably get a job in the Senate

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Lakeview Dispensary @lakeviewdispo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Shout out to Eunice, just celebrated her 80th and still comes in every Friday for an eighth and some rolling papers. You a real one, Eunice.

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Lakeview Dispensary @lakeviewdispo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Just your occasional reminder to not throw out the baby with the bongwater

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Lakeview Dispensary @lakeviewdispo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Hotboxing the escape room so they have to let us out

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Miles Davis Morales @milesdavismorales.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Michael Caine. I could pretend I'm Batman.

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Lakeview Dispensary @lakeviewdispo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Who would you want talking you down if you got too high? We call dibs on Meryl Streep, you have to pick someone else

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Lakeview Dispensary @lakeviewdispo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Haven’t seen anyone this disappointed and confused since Chas rented “Waiting to Exhale”

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Lakeview Dispensary @lakeviewdispo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

“Why aren’t you on Insta” what are we gonna do? Post pics of leaves in a jar? Read our skeets and you’ll know our shit WORKS.

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Lakeview Dispensary @lakeviewdispo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Real quick how do you hotbox a website. Asking for a friend

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Lakeview Dispensary @lakeviewdispo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Football is too aggressive, man, that’s why the TV over our cash register only plays Naruto and occasional episodes of British Bake-Off

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Lakeview Dispensary @lakeviewdispo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

No, that is not a new strain thank god, Chas just microwaved fish in the breakroom again

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Lakeview Dispensary @lakeviewdispo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Some people say Daniel Day-Lewis is the greatest actor of all time, some say it’s Gary Oldman or Meryl Streep, but personally I think it was me junior year when I came home late and said, “No Dad, marijuana is for squares!”

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Lakeview Dispensary @lakeviewdispo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Remember in the 1930s they made movies about how marijuana would make you go crazy, or jump out windows, or stay home and jack it all day, and in 2026 that’s just Facebook

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Lakeview Dispensary @lakeviewdispo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

#NewStrainSunday presents: Fall Foliage. The dudes seem indifferent about it but it’s making the ladies absolutely lose their goddamn minds.

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Lakeview Dispensary @lakeviewdispo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Hot stoners in your area are bogarting 100% of the nacho cheese Doritos™️

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Lakeview Dispensary @lakeviewdispo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

You can get arrested in Texas for even a tiny bit of cannabis, but have you see what Mountain Dew Baja Blast can do to a child

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Lakeview Dispensary @lakeviewdispo.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

You ever get so high you just make up words? Me neither. JEEF.

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Lakeview Dispensary @lakeviewdispo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Canada is an indica and the U.S. is a sativa, we will not not be taking questions

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Lakeview Dispensary @lakeviewdispo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

“Do you have anything pumpkin spice?” listen Barbara, if we wanted to smoke nutmeg all day we wouldn’t have opened a dispensary

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Lakeview Dispensary @lakeviewdispo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Shitsmoking is the original shitposting

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Lakeview Dispensary @lakeviewdispo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

#NewStrainSunday: WMD Dreams That’s Weed of Mass Depression, now 40% off!

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Lakeview Dispensary @lakeviewdispo.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Can’t believe we lost the twin flowers

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Lakeview Dispensary @lakeviewdispo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Newest strain: Cheney Pebbles 911 in(side)dica(job) Jet fuel can’t melt steel beams, but it can torch this blunt

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Lakeview Dispensary @lakeviewdispo.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Wondering how many people got into this not because they like getting high, but rather enjoy setting small fires

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Lakeview Dispensary @lakeviewdispo.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

You’re not supposed to wear white today but you are supposed to smell like you just hotboxed a 1967 VW bus.

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Lakeview Dispensary @lakeviewdispo.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Yeah, we are open today bc we always blaze up savings, why let mattresses have all the fun

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Lakeview Dispensary @lakeviewdispo.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

#NewStrainSunday: NFL Sunday Ticket You will spend the day on the couch, eating snacks and occasionally cheering.

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Lakeview Dispensary @lakeviewdispo.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Sold a pen to an Italian man in overalls, that was a super Mario Kart

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Lakeview Dispensary @lakeviewdispo.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Accidentally knocked some glassware onto the floor and it shattered, call it a bong R.I.P.

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Lakeview Dispensary @lakeviewdispo.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

If you are in line but your short-term memory doesn’t remember why you’re in line, STAY IN LINE

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Lakeview Dispensary @lakeviewdispo.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

New employee brought in donuts and almost lost a hand. Read the room, bro

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Lakeview Dispensary @lakeviewdispo.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Smoked a bunch of weed Overthrew the government Call it a high coup

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Lakeview Dispensary @lakeviewdispo.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

We have spoken to Chas about his constant use of the phrase “Why don’t you CBDeez nuts.”

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Lakeview Dispensary @lakeviewdispo.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

We’ve added a humidor so we can take turns crying in it

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Lakeview Dispensary @lakeviewdispo.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

If loving you is bong, we don’t wanna be right

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Lakeview Dispensary @lakeviewdispo.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Depressed? Have you tried getting high about it?

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Lakeview Dispensary @lakeviewdispo.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Let’s smoke the Time Warp (sativa) again

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Lakeview Dispensary @lakeviewdispo.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Every time this town gets fog, people call us to complain and honestly we’re flattered

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Lakeview Dispensary @lakeviewdispo.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

#NewStrainSunday presents: Snozzberries. It tastes like snozzberries.

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Lakeview Dispensary @lakeviewdispo.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

If anyone wants to buy our staff 36 Crunchwrap Supremes, we are open until midnight

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Lakeview Dispensary @lakeviewdispo.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

I know you don’t smoke weed. I know this. But I’mma get you high today. Because it’s Friday, you ain’t got no job, and you ain’t got shit to do.

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Lakeview Dispensary @lakeviewdispo.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

It is now illegal to own gummies in Texas, so if you need to crash on our couch let us know

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Lakeview Dispensary @lakeviewdispo.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Now selling the weed that makes you old

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