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the number one cleric in nebraska

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sleepynaut @grovewalker.bsky.social · 12h
lots of non-nebraskans finding out just how shitty this dude is today! he's locked in a dead heat against indy union guy dan osborn, so if you can please throw a few bucks at the osborn campaign—getting rid of this knife-toothed ghoul would go a long way towards breaking the GOP senate majority!
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Hagai Palevsky (he/him) @dialhforhagai.bsky.social · 15h
if you liked this repost of my post you are legally obligated to buy my comics hagaipalevsky.itch.io
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sleepynaut @grovewalker.bsky.social · 19h
photo of werner herzog with a speech bubble added so that it looks like he is saying the quoted post
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kara🐆 @karaonza.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
since so many are asking: Geoffrey the Giraffe is very kind and generous in the bedroom but surprisingly is not very into Toys
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sleepynaut @grovewalker.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
they should also invent a glasses case that doesn't instantly burst open at the slightest jostle and immediately fling my glasses three yards away onto the ground
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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 27/09/2026
bugs bunny in a tux

I wish all tech pervs a very burned head
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sleepynaut @grovewalker.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
this would fix me
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sleepynaut @grovewalker.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
yo @bizzo.bsky.social you at this show
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sleepynaut @grovewalker.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
damn elder postponed the rest of their tour due to a serious case of pneumonia ;\
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Room empties out at the UN as Netanyahu begins his speech.
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Whitney Curry Wimbish @whitneycwimbish.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The youngest person his pager attack killed was 9-year-old Fatima Abdullah, who had just started 4th grade. The pager was on a table when it went off and she picked it up to take to her dad. It exploded in her face and reports said it covered the room in her blood. She wanted to learn English.
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
LOL - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELATEN IN GROCEY STORE "LOL IF YOUR USING TWITTER IN 2026, IF I WANTED TO BEYELLED AT BY A BOT I WOULD MOVE ITEMS TO THE BAGGING AREA WITHOUT SCANNING THEM " DONT KNOW IF YOU SAW IT LATELY BUT ITS SOMEHOW EVEN WORSE THAN IT WAS IN 2025, AND THAT WAS WORSE THEN 2024, AND THAT WAS WORSE THEN 2023, ETC, BY THE TIME THE SHIT GOT SOLD TO ELLON IT WAS ALREADY ALMOST DEAD, THE LAST HANDFUL OF HUMAN USERS WANDERING IN ALGORITHM HELL WHILE BOTS RESPONT TO THEM IN GPT SPEAK, THE AGING SNARKY COMMENTERS REFUSING TO MOVE TO BSKY OR THREADS BECAUSE THE PEOPLE ONE NOTCH DUMMER THEN THEM ARE STILL ON TWITTER AND THEY HAVE TO DUNK THEM BECAUSE WITHOUT THAT THEY HAVE NOTHING TO SAY AND NO WAY TO PROVE THERE SELF WORTH, AND THE PEPE NAZI'S FEEL EMBOLDENED TO START NEW SLURS AND SMACK THEM SELF IN THE FACE WITH OBJECTS TO INCREASE THEIR JAW LINE, BUT EVEN THEY DONT LIKE IT BECAUSE "THE LIBS" ARE NO LONGER THERE TO GET MAD AT THEM, AN APP FOR NO ONE WITH A SOUL, OWNED BY DEVIL, STILL FULL OF YOUR DEAD FRIENDS POSTS FROM YEARS PAST, AN ENTIRE ERA OF YOUR LIFE ONLINE NOW ONLY EVIDENCED BY OLD WORDS CARVED INTO THE CLIFFS OF HELL,,,,, BUT WHAT DO I KNOW IM JUST A SKELETIN - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
malpractice story packaging in that the more pertinent details are: this guy is a bodybuilder promoter who killed his own son with a $100K divorce on wheels but is crowdfunding his funeral on a page that just says he was “accidentally struck by a moving vehicle” and they’re close to half that amount
latimes.com
Young boy killed after father backs Cybertruck into him, police say
A California man accidentally hit and killed his 6-year-old son while backing out of the family’s driveway near Temecula in a Tesla Cybertruck, according to police reports.
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sleepynaut @grovewalker.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
potus: uwaaa can't let bae see my hideously discolored hand natalie: just wear gloves my king, it'll look classy and dignified potus: just wear a glove you say? brilliant natalie: ZZZ. gloveZZZ. fuckin *pinches bridge of nose and sighs*
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sleepynaut @grovewalker.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
anyone else notice how bad the BOLD nebraska pac emails have been lately hot tip jane if you want my money try "here's our plan to do X" or "with your help we will do Y" because blasting me with shit like "DO YOU HAVE A LIBRARY CARD" and "WHY HAVEN'T YOU RESPONDED" 50x a day just makes me hate you
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 23/09/2026
The Dems voting for the tiktok ban let the Ellisons control tiktok. Now they control CBS News, CNN, Paramount, HBO, WB. 5 white dudes are going to own the entire media. Musk, Bezos, Murdoch, Ellison, and Zuckerberg will collectively own nearly all social media and news outlets.
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
it's important to arrive at sturdy ethical principles that you can't be annoyed out of. people are annoying as shit
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sleepynaut @grovewalker.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
uninterrupted stream of pure nazi shit coming from this administration
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𝔻𝕖𝕖𝕡 𝕋𝕙𝕠𝕥 @thatsgoodweb.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Louis Wain
Louis Wain
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sleepynaut @grovewalker.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
sure great but every time dem leadership welcomes rats like these to the Resistance™️ (and you know they will) both parties become more conservative
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sleepynaut @grovewalker.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
you don't see a lot of double kick in stuff like this but i don't hate it
youtube.com
Mama Lenny and the Remedy - Party Girl
YouTube video by Mama Lenny and the Remedy
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Schrödinger's Sneetch Belly @rtodkelly.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Please know that this is one of my few legitimate areas of actual, high-level professional expertise: Kicking the healthiest people off of a health insurance program will bankrupt it. Not 'could;' not 'might,' not 'probably," but absolutely will, with mathematical certainty.
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sleepynaut @grovewalker.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
as someone who has hated every single kind of "reality" tv ever since road rules/real world trash started polluting mtv, one of the myriad sources of relief that i ache to experience when It Happens is freedom from this particular strain of carnival barker "stay tuned to see what i do next" bullshit
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
FIFA Peace Prize winner
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sleepynaut @grovewalker.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
static.klipy.com
The Legend of Zelda NES Title Screen
Alt: The Legend of Zelda NES Title Screen
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sleepynaut @grovewalker.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
d'leon's burrito stockholm syndrome
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Jesse // BABA @floorbaba.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
ai flyers make me want to claw my eyeballs out
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"i have created the machine that thinks." you fucked up a perfectly good graphics card is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
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Karl Bode @karlbode.com · 21/09/2026
for your future voting knowledge, Gavin Newsom was central in pressuring the AGs to settle their antitrust lawsuit against Paramount:
deadline.com
Done! Paramount Settles Antitrust Suit, Set To Seal Deal For Warner Bros. Discovery
Paramount agreed to settle an antitrust suit by a dozen State Attorneys General led by California's Rob Bonta, the last obstacle to its merger with WBD.
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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I told Burt about the impact of diesel prices on staple goods and now he just keeps looking at me like this
Burt (small orange tabby boy) looking very concerned with big pupils
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 23/11/2024
direhuman on tumblr: "Executive dysfunction is like all of your abilities are on cooldown and you're mashing buttons to try to do anything but your brain is just like "i can't do that yet. that's still recharging. i can't do that yet. that spell isn't ready yet. that's still recharging.""
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It’s very simple. A reality TV host became dictator because he turned down a role for Sharknado 4 and that’s why the king of outer space, who cheats at Diablo, got to kill Africa. Now the economy is controlled by a sex cult that has something to do with Harry Potter fanfic because of robots.
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sleepynaut @grovewalker.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
my date: oh i've been wanting to try this place! i hear they have really good noodles :) me: hmm sounds like something a valentinian gnostic would say... date: a valent- what? it's not february?? waiter: hey man i told you last week your sethian ass is banned, now beat it before i call the cops
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 17/09/2026
so the official bluesky policy position is that you can't tell someone to kill themselves but you can tell a protected minority category that you hope that state kills them. Am i getting that right.
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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Me: I’d like a slice of pizza Server: that comes with three sides Me: I know what shape it is
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 16/09/2026
The attorney who got Bob Kraft's solicitation of prostitution charges dismissed is Jack Goldberger, who negotiated Jeffrey Epstein's controversial non-prosecution agreement for child sex crimes. Goldberger got involved in Kraft's case after Epstein referred him.
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Cain Loveless @cainloveless.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Post 1 by imissthembutitwasntadisaster:

"the world isn't kind" ok??? Much more importantly are you???

Post 2 by whatsupwalnut: 

"the world isn't kind" skill issue. I am

Post 3 by geekysteven: 

Git gud, in your heart and soul

Post 4 by inkieswirlsgaming

Image of a Skeleton surrounded by fire with the text
"THE WORLD ISN'T KIND"

NOT YET IT ISN'T
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sleepynaut @grovewalker.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
fun fact i do not say the word ingredients ever irl i only say the word ingredience. nobody knows bc they sound identical but i know and that's my fun lil secret i n g r e d i e n c e
screenshot of a tumblr post with several replies.

itwashotwestayedinthewater:
aye can i get uh.........ingredients on my burger

polymascotfoamalate:
beetroot?

polymascotfoamalate:
you want beetroot?

polymascotfoamalate:
you want fucking beet root?

itwashotwestayedinthewater:
ingredience
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𝐟𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐠 @ruleo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Michael Harriot @michaelharriot.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Notice how those “apolitical” people ALWAYS end up siding with the oppressors
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Macklemore: Palestinian children are people. Robert Kraft *actively getting a handjob from a strip mall prostitute he refuses to tip*: We must ban this hate speech from every stadium in America. Let me call up my friends, the Epstein client list. Ed Sheeran: Good point, sir. Both sides, sir.
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ritualist.bsky.social @ritualist.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
a double rainbow lights up half the town in Lincoln. shot on my lil drone after the rain calmed down a bit, from a couple hundred feet up
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Cats with Jobs ⚒️ @catworkers.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
📸 A Novel Idea Bookstore
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
"at a certain point AI is indistinguishable from a human brain" lol. maybe YOUR brain
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 15/09/2026
ed sheeran does not speak for the Crappy Doofus community. we are not a monolith
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Flatwater Free Press @flatwaterfreep.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Nebraska counties and cities have spent at least $88,800 of opioid settlement funds on law enforcement uses, including Flock, SWAT training, gas mask holders and THC detection pouches. Experts said it doesn’t fit the spirit of the settlements. Read more 🔗 buff.ly/zPWlSgb
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sleepynaut @grovewalker.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
12 years ago today i found this in the lobby of my apartment complex
in the left photo, the book "going rogue" by sarah palin is shown on the carpeted floor of an apartment complex lobby, leaning against a painted cinder block wall.  someone has written "FREE" across the cover (and her face) with black sharpie

in the right photo, OP holds the back of the book up for a photo; the dust jacket shows palin walking down a hallway talking to men in suits - below which "SHE'S STUPID" is written in the same sharpie
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autumn coded @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
not my problem
Some ICE Nazi, who was too dumb even for ICE and got fired, topped himself. Too bad so sad
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sleepynaut @grovewalker.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
people used to be named stuff like honus
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