Reposted by dυĸĸнa earl𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 2hGeez, bro. Nice external locus of evaluation you’ve got there 23412
Reposted by dυĸĸнa earlMisery 👻 @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Kindly giving you a gold star sticker for participating in reality 27335
Reposted by dυĸĸнa earlbeth death & the slay-belles @dumb-belles.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Another day, another cosmic horror. 17021
Reposted by dυĸĸнa earlSkinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 08/04/2026the strange things that happen to us on the way to ourselves 112560
Reposted by dυĸĸнa earlandy vs. @im-all-id.me · 07/10/2026Wearing my weighted vest to Marshalls so everyone knows I'm going through it 731861
Reposted by dυĸĸнa earlMarly @verbsrproudest.bsky.social · 02/10/2026a few ham radios short of an apocalypse 311660
Reposted by dυĸĸнa earlmave @mave.bsky.social · 06/10/2026WHAT TO ORDER FROM THE SECRET MENU • tango sauce • rhubarb dust • spicy butterscotch • double bean wedge • troubadour style • UFO (unknown foam origin) • sour top 24615
dυĸĸнa earl @pimecorp.bsky.social · 04/10/2026it’s a perfect evening to rip a hole in the space time continuum 041
Reposted by dυĸĸнa earlæmə's ghost @amazingama.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I just need to scroll until I find it 25417
Reposted by dυĸĸнa earlchris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 03/10/2026"Uh oh, SpaghettiOs," she whispers , moments before erupting in a geyser of meat sauce and dough rings. 511235
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Reposted by dυĸĸнa earlferal bat @feralhattie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026my favorite thing to do when i see somebody watching an hgtv show is to unplug the tv and for good measure dump a bowl of lukewarm spaghetti on their head 0102
dυĸĸнa earl @pimecorp.bsky.social · 02/10/2026ＷＥ ＭＵＳＴ ＲＥＴＵＲＮstatic.klipy.comAlt: 90s era tv commercial for the pure moods cassette and CD 071
dυĸĸнa earl @pimecorp.bsky.social · 02/10/2026every single LinkedIn post is like “last week my father died and I was hit by a car on the way to his funeral where I broke five bones and ruptured my spleen. here’s what this harrowing experience taught me about workflow optimization and best in class market analytics…” 090
Reposted by dυĸĸнa earlGretchen von Tongeln @metalligretch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Negotiations with the moth on the blinds have broken down. 03113
Reposted by dυĸĸнa earlmcc @dryad.technology · 01/10/2026Video games are RUINING gaming. RT if you think gaming was better before games 23520155
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Reposted by dυĸĸнa earlsnargleplax @snargleplax.bsky.social · 17/09/2026okay ha ha very funny which one of you rearranged my skull pile 03418
Reposted by dυĸĸнa earlViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Ask your doctor if jeopardizing your health to make the rich richer is right for you 15654179
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dυĸĸнa earl @pimecorp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026the execs at the day job announced they’re deploying AI agents to optimize company workflows and I’m over here like uhh yeah I watched those movies and they don’t end wellstatic.klipy.comAgent Smith from The Matrix and his multiplied clones wearing black suits and dark sunglassesAlt: Agent Smith from The Matrix and his multiplied clones wearing black suits and dark sunglasses 061
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Reposted by dυĸĸнa earlKendra Alvey 👻 @kendragarden.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The nurse told me I had good veins so I said, "Thanks, they're haunted." 2307
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Reposted by dυĸĸнa earlandy vs. @im-all-id.me · 28/09/2026How did netflix know I would want to hear the intro song 100 decibels louder 849689
Reposted by dυĸĸнa earlsweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026“but it’s national coffee day” i sob, after the barista refuses to put me through the bean grinder 627260
dυĸĸнa earl @pimecorp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026ᴛʜᴇ ᴛᴏᴘ 5 ʙᴇsᴛ ᴏʀʙɪᴛᴀʟ sᴀɴᴅᴇʀs ᴛᴏ ᴅᴇᴄᴀʟᴄɪғʏ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴘɪɴᴇᴀʟ ɢʟᴀɴᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ᴀᴡᴀᴋᴇɴ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴛʜɪʀᴅ ᴇʏᴇ 0106
Reposted by dυĸĸнa earlhappy brickentimes day @bigblocks.bsky.social · 29/09/2026surely our species will tire of living in endless impotent fury and abject disgust 0228
Reposted by dυĸĸнa earlLyd-EEK!-a! ⚰️ @lydiastaremoji.bsky.social · 29/09/2026liberty mutual advertisement induced psychosis 49928
Reposted by dυĸĸнa earlBraden Serkas 🎃 @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Having sensory issues is fun because sometimes a turtleneck is the perfect companion for a cozy chilly autumn day and other times a murderer is strangling me 736762
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Reposted by dυĸĸнa earlSmoke & Mirrors @gonzoabsurdist.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Terminally online ppl having a daily mass psychosis event is bad for humanity 032
Reposted by dυĸĸнa earlDead Dreamer @elgatoesmio.bsky.social · 06/06/2026LEAN INTO YOUR NONSENSE 111963
Reposted by dυĸĸнa earlSkinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 22/04/2026Most of the time the antidote is to simply stop taking the poison 216071
dυĸĸнa earl @pimecorp.bsky.social · 26/09/2026nothing like the dopamine rush of having completed all the chores you were putting off for eons 082
Reposted by dυĸĸнa earldarth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026in your next zoom interview have not only a cup of ice coffee but seven or eight different cups of various beverages just off camera and casually drink from each of them throughout the interview the drinks should have fancy straws or colorful parasols or large pieces of fruit on the edge of the cup 1192750306
Reposted by dυĸĸнa earlRichy Craven @richycraven.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Picturing Erling Haaland being sold at police auction like a drug lord's speedboat. 481469311
Reposted by dυĸĸнa earlTyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 23/09/2026vibes 293247944
dυĸĸнa earl @pimecorp.bsky.social · 25/09/2026yeah dude let’s take this offline to circle back on how best to move the needle on the low hanging fruit 030
Reposted by dυĸĸнa earl'dro🐰 @clowndro.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I have seen enough and now I would like to be less informed 05121
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dυĸĸнa earl @pimecorp.bsky.social · 23/09/2026after five hours of morning meditation, visualization, positive affirmations, red light therapy, sauna, sensory deprivation, coffee, creatine, and electrolytes—I am ready to face and win the new day! 071
Reposted by dυĸĸнa earlmave @mave.bsky.social · 22/09/2026You’ll feel a deep and abiding sense of peace when you realize that it’s not things that make you happy. It’s stuff 025455
