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Kendra Alvey @kendragarden.bsky.social · 18h

Happy National Black Dog Day from Winona! 🖤

A smiley black dog lounges on an orange couch with a white fuzzy blanket and a black blanket with a skeleton print.

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mave @mave.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Moving from summer to fall is a significant shift. Time to put away my swimsuits and get back to mysteriously haunting a crumbling abandoned lighthouse

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RM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

[standing out in my corduroy field] Beautiful, she’s almost ready for harvest

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Kendra Alvey @kendragarden.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The nurse told me I had good veins so I said, "Thanks, they're haunted."

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Rex Huppke @rexhuppke.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Based on extensive reporting and analysis, I have concluded that everything remains super dumb.

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Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Having sensory issues is fun because sometimes a turtleneck is the perfect companion for a cozy chilly autumn day and other times a murderer is strangling me

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Kendra Alvey @kendragarden.bsky.social · 02/08/2023

There's a full moon tonight so please remember to leave your ghost out to charge

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Kendra Alvey @kendragarden.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I’m so excited about Bake Off premiering tonight that I’m looking at pics of cakes on my phone.

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Kendra Alvey @kendragarden.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Declining all invitations so I can stay home and watch bad horror movies on Tubi.

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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I'm worried that Mitch McConnell may be too frail to keep destroying democracy

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Christopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Wouldn't it be funny if we finally got high speed rail in the U.S. because A.I. made air travel unsafe?

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Kendra Alvey @kendragarden.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I’m a hobbit: I’m small, my hair is curly, I love to dance, and I will absolutely do your stupid errand if you load me up with snacks and pipe weed.

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Kendra Alvey @kendragarden.bsky.social · 09/03/2024

inside you are two wolves. they are absorbing all your microplastics. great little guys, those wolves.

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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Hot Girl Summer is over. Welcome to Witch Woman Autumn.

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J. David Clarke @jdavidclarke.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Got my ticket to livestream the hilarious EDI PATTERSON on 9/30! You should too, it’s only $15! calendar.dynastytypewriter.com/shows/edi-pa...

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Edi Patterson's PLAYGIRL

at Dynasty Typewriter

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Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 21/10/2023

Edgar Allan Poe really ruined it for anyone who just wants to show their bitter enemy something cool in a catacomb.

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Kendra Alvey @kendragarden.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I'm celebrating Stephen King's birthday by being super afraid of clowns and cars and proms and twins and mist and domes and dead sisters and Kathy Bates and

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Kendra Alvey @kendragarden.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

No, I do not want to see your Shein haul. Show me your creepy doll haul. The tangle of haunted lockets you got at that estate sale. I wanna see your ancient spooky books that won’t stop screaming haul.

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Kendra Alvey @kendragarden.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I tried to save Re-Animator for October but I couldn’t wait!

Posters for Gravity, Re-Animator, Sunshine, and Shawshank Redemption

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Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

It's my birthday! So I donated to World Central Kitchen in honour of my illustrious birth. And you can, too! Or you can do it honour of Star Trek's anniversary, if you don't wanna do it in honour of my illustrious birth for some unfathomable reason. Feeding people in crisis zones is very Starfleet.

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World Central Kitchen | WCK

Founded in 2010 by Chef José Andrés, World Central Kitchen (WCK) is a nonprofit organization that is first to the frontlines providing fresh meals in response to crises. Applying our model of quick ...

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mave @mave.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

No one is coming to save you. However, someone is coming to stand in front of what you want to look at in the grocery store

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Kendra Alvey @kendragarden.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

They told me Pluto wasn’t a planet then they said Hello Kitty wasn’t a cat. Of course I have trust issues.

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Kendra Alvey @kendragarden.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Watching my dog watch the rain 😍

Small, shiny, black dog with her chin resting on the back of an orange velvet couch, watching the rain outside the window.

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Kendra Alvey @kendragarden.bsky.social · 07/03/2024

I'm not a jewelry expert but I do know that if you open a locket, a ghost should pop out.

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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

would take a bullet for billboard

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Kendra Alvey @kendragarden.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Sorry I’m late; I was making my sleep paralysis demon a friendship bracelet.

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Senta M Moses @sentammoses.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

For the month of September, 100% of the proceeds from any painting in my Etsy shop will go to Miss Dolly's charity, The Imagination Library. Link: www.etsy.com/shop/CurlyGi...

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Kendra Alvey @kendragarden.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Hope my therapist is ready for a 45-minute rant about tofu!

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Kendra Alvey @kendragarden.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

I thought I was finished crying about Tim Curry then I saw all the red balloons tied to storm drains and, reader, it took me out. 🥹

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Kendra Alvey @kendragarden.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Happy new Dinosaur Jr. Day to you if you’re cool and, if not, happy regular Friday, sucker!

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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 15/02/2024

All of my library holds have come in at once and I was not emotionally prepared for this, guess I will have to just lay down here and die.

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Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 26/08/2026

you remind me of myself at your age (derogatory)

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Kendra Alvey @kendragarden.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

This heatwave is really messing with my plans to float around the cemetery in a Victorian mourning dress.

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Kendra Alvey @kendragarden.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Tim Curry as Dr. Frank-N-Furter was my first crush. I watched him in Annie and Clue (both taped off TV) over and over again and he delighted me/traumatized me as Pennywise. If Dolly was "mom," he was "dad" in my house growing up. What a gorgeous, talented, sassy man. RIP to a wild and untamed thing.

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Kendra Alvey @kendragarden.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

I am sobbing too hard to be clever but I‘ve loved Dolly my entire life and I’m gutted that she’s gone. This feels icky and dark and like we‘ve all lost our guardian angel. sending love to all today ❤️

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Sean Thomason @seanthomason.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Growing up where I grew up, Dolly Parton was more important than the president. And she still is.

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Kendra Alvey @kendragarden.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

One time in Texas I had heat stroke so my family sat me down in the shade and ordered me a frozen margarita instead of on the rocks.

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Kendra Alvey @kendragarden.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

It's so hot in L.A. today that I put on a cowboy hat, stood on my porch, looked out into the distance and muttered, "Murder weather."

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Kendra Alvey @kendragarden.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

do not look at the scary burrito, look at Winona

Smiley, shiny small but buff black dog sitting on an orange velvet couch just beaming at camera

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Kendra Alvey @kendragarden.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Trees talk to each other. About me, specifically.

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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Tonight on Emergency, Phil Braun fills in for Tim Heidecker, who is dead and in hell.

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Kendra Alvey @kendragarden.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

No Pinterest, I do not want an “AI tip,“ I just want what everyone wants: to see some weird art made by human artists and to pin 8,329 recipes I’ll never make.

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Kendra Alvey @kendragarden.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Who's your favorite movie or TV character that shares your first name?

A scene from Buffy the Vampire Slayer where Kendra, the other slayer, gives Buffy her lucky stake.

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Coach Rusty @coachrusty.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

I just think it's funny that you love horror movies but hate being stabbed

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