iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

ℕ𝕠𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕝𝕘𝕚𝕔𝕋𝕠𝕒𝕤𝕥 @nostalgictoast.bsky.social · 19/10/2025

Remember when all the chicks online were real humans and the only ai we had to worry about was that snarky little shit SmarterChild

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ℕ𝕠𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕝𝕘𝕚𝕔𝕋𝕠𝕒𝕤𝕥 @nostalgictoast.bsky.social · 15/10/2025

Picking a tubular lock with bobby pins is a lot harder than they portray in the two minute YouTube tutorial.

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ℕ𝕠𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕝𝕘𝕚𝕔𝕋𝕠𝕒𝕤𝕥 @nostalgictoast.bsky.social · 05/10/2025

Taylor Swift please stop putting out albums I’m only on 1989

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ℕ𝕠𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕝𝕘𝕚𝕔𝕋𝕠𝕒𝕤𝕥 @nostalgictoast.bsky.social · 17/08/2025

RIP Charlie Chaplin you would have loved Michael Jordan’s 2010 facial hair

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Giraud, basically @giraud.bsky.social · 17/08/2025

People don’t have stuff up the wazoo like they used to. or the ying yang

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Jim @jimstewart.bsky.social · 17/08/2025

It's just easier to keep things light. We have enough serious stuff to contend with. Like butthole-eating bacteria.

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M̵̡͉̬̤̫̩̤̣̫̜̫͈̩͙̮͔̜̤̃̉ͣ͊̌̍ͮ́ͯ̃̿̀̍̓͌̄͒̄̂̓̑͜͢͞_A̵̸̵̢̡̠͎̩͓̙̫̯͙̫͑̃ͦ̋͌͑̐̓̈̃́ͥ̓ͩ̚͡͠͝T̸̻͇̖T̴̸̻̣̙̘̒̓̊̓͒̐͆̈͘ @badthoughthaver.bsky.social · 16/08/2025

Scheduling my best skeets to post after I'm dead in the hope that they're better appreciated in memoriam.

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John Carpadam's The King @adamkingxv.bsky.social · 02/07/2025

Tastee-Freeze Manager: "Mr. Mellencamp, please. I've asked you politely multiple times to please not do that in front of my establishment.

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John Carpadam's The King @adamkingxv.bsky.social · 07/07/2025

Memento Maury: remember that you ARE the father

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Veruca's Alt @verucas-alt.bsky.social · 17/08/2025

Spent way too much time worrying if certain family members liked me and not enough time realizing that I never liked them anyway.

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Amy Vants to Suck Your Blood 🩸 @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 16/08/2025

the girl with the grover from sesame street tattoo

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ℕ𝕠𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕝𝕘𝕚𝕔𝕋𝕠𝕒𝕤𝕥 @nostalgictoast.bsky.social · 16/08/2025

I just hope one day I finally believe in something as deeply as my dad believed it was his duty to save the world during the apex of his aluminum can crushing period of the 1990s

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PhantomDeeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 16/08/2025

Jfc. Turn off the news and go outside

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ℕ𝕠𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕝𝕘𝕚𝕔𝕋𝕠𝕒𝕤𝕥 @nostalgictoast.bsky.social · 16/08/2025

There’s more than corn in Indiana cause we got all these crazy armadillos now for whatever reason and they just walk around full of actual leprosy so yeah I’m tired of this shit luck

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nordstrom "nosferatu" nostradamus @nordstrom.bsky.social · 16/08/2025

sometimes you have to post a joke or reply that probably won't land, but you just gotta get it out of your system. sometimes you just have to release your demons

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☢️🎃 Captain Antagonist ☢️🎃 (Halloween Name) @captantagonist.bsky.social · 15/08/2025

Turn that frown upside down Perform wildly unethical plastic surgery

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 02/05/2025

met an Egyptian today. they don’t walk like that

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ℕ𝕠𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕝𝕘𝕚𝕔𝕋𝕠𝕒𝕤𝕥 @nostalgictoast.bsky.social · 15/08/2025

Did that guy even have a permit to open carry a sandwich or do the rules just not matter anymore

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ℕ𝕠𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕝𝕘𝕚𝕔𝕋𝕠𝕒𝕤𝕥 @nostalgictoast.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

I never wash my fruit before I eat it and I refuse to use two-factor authentication, so yes you could say I’m a bit of a loose cannon.

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NurseBrianRN @nursebrianrn.bsky.social · 14/08/2025

in hell they make you sign into your streaming accounts using your remote…over…and over again

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Tess Tickles @titsonthebarbie.bsky.social · 14/06/2025

Phil Collins would know what to sing in this situation.

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Granite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 15/08/2025

If you're not shitposting with me, I have to assume you're shitposting against me.

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marlena @tinynewbornbaby.bsky.social · 15/08/2025

I am contemplating cats in ways some of you couldn’t even consider humans.

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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 15/08/2025

so we shitpost on, skeets against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the louvre

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batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · 14/08/2025

If you ask me to help bury a body, please know that while I don’t have great upper body strength or endurance, I’ll totally be your hype man, sitting at the edge of the open grave as you work, confirming you did the right thing and that you’re doing a great job digging that hole!

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Paul @grommit56.bsky.social · 10/08/2025

I was at the park and saw a bunch of mallards in a territorial fight really going at it so I guess you could say I do in fact know what it's like to have ducks in a row.

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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 14/08/2025

I don't think I can say this in a way that makes more sense but the 90s were the last decade, everything since then has just been a loose collection of years and soy sauce packets and a bunch of maybe dead batteries. We’re truly living in the junk draweriest of times

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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 14/08/2025

A guy in my neighborhood got shot with a starter’s pistol. The cops think it was race related.

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Uffdafuckingda @uffdada.bsky.social · 14/08/2025

You’re at the top of my list. I won’t tell you which list, but you are at the top.

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ℕ𝕠𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕝𝕘𝕚𝕔𝕋𝕠𝕒𝕤𝕥 @nostalgictoast.bsky.social · 14/08/2025

Just saw a guy at the library wearing a Hawaiian style shirt with an upside down pineapple motif but I think he’s just a guy who likes tropical shirts and he’s not about that life at all. Just a relaxed guy who reads books and drinks pina colada’s on Saturday’s in his neighbor’s garage tiki bar.

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TwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 14/08/2025

half of my bucket list was inspired by windows wallpapers

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The Card @thecard.bsky.social · 14/08/2025

I refuse to observe National Financial Awareness Day on the grounds that awareness of my financial situation is responsible for 90% of my chronic stress.

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ℕ𝕠𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕝𝕘𝕚𝕔𝕋𝕠𝕒𝕤𝕥 @nostalgictoast.bsky.social · 14/08/2025

I just bought one plum and the cashier made me feel weird for paying with my debit card like what am I some kind of grandpa with $2.42 in change clanking around in my pocket get over yourself Amanda.

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 14/08/2025

Tried to make my own sea monkeys but these chimpanzees just won’t stay under water.

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ℕ𝕠𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕝𝕘𝕚𝕔𝕋𝕠𝕒𝕤𝕥 @nostalgictoast.bsky.social · 14/08/2025

Are Gen Z doing upper deckers or is pooping in the water tank of your best friend’s toilet not a thing anymore because millennials were doing upper deckers all the time and they were just a thing we did like tag you’re it haha pooped in your moms powder room.

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Sam @samuelhlowe.bsky.social · 13/08/2025

Fuck this Laredo, Texas heat. I just saw a bird blowing on a worm before eating it.

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THE Burger King @aburgeraday.bsky.social · 12/08/2025

Most folks don't know that if you try to deposit Kohl's cash at the bank, they have to clothes your account.

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bacon popsicle 🧴 @gupton68.bsky.social · 24/01/2025

So it turns out that I’m ‘even just laying in bed for too long in the morning gives me a bad back’ years old.

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mindi @flawdbizkit.bsky.social · 14/08/2025

so, you wanna try and bring these ovaries out of retirement

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 10/08/2025

Can anyone live in the sewer or do you have to be a clown or a Ninja Turtle

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Good morning to everyone except my uncle Mike who abruptly stopped sending me a hundred bucks on my birthday because apparently only kids need money like whatever dude have a nice life with your bags of money

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dawn of the debb @debbshock.com · 13/08/2025

bunnies have burrows in the earth specifically to avoid emails

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Sarah J. Jackson @sjjphd.bsky.social · 13/08/2025

I went to the pierogi stand today and they were sold out before I could get to the front of the line. Carry on.

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