nordstrom "nosferatu" nostradamus @nordstrom.bsky.social · 07/10/2026tripping at the banana convention 020
nordstrom "nosferatu" nostradamus @nordstrom.bsky.social · 07/10/2026reaching terminal velocity slipping on 999 banana peels one after the other ama 010
nordstrom "nosferatu" nostradamus @nordstrom.bsky.social · 04/10/2026does anyone remember this? used to drink this with my bandmate during the day. remember it being good but also kind of not at the same time 130
nordstrom "nosferatu" nostradamus @nordstrom.bsky.social · 04/10/2026i came back from the path of no return with a live grenade. anyone missing a grenade? 020
nordstrom "nosferatu" nostradamus @nordstrom.bsky.social · 02/10/2026broke my phone playing edward 40 hands trying to put spotify into private mode while playing the song meet virginia 000
nordstrom "nosferatu" nostradamus @nordstrom.bsky.social · 30/09/2026i'm moving the goalposts. where? somewhere else. it really doesn't fucking matter. i just want them out of my sight. they're ruining this breathtaking view of the bleachers 030
nordstrom "nosferatu" nostradamus @nordstrom.bsky.social · 30/09/2026they are talking about my premature exoneration behind my back i just know it 011
nordstrom "nosferatu" nostradamus @nordstrom.bsky.social · 25/09/2026you don't need your vangus nerve it's bloatware and proof of the imperfection of god 030
nordstrom "nosferatu" nostradamus @nordstrom.bsky.social · 25/09/2026they're removing my vangus nerve later today 030
nordstrom "nosferatu" nostradamus @nordstrom.bsky.social · 25/09/2026my lawyers will be speaking to your lawyers 110
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nordstrom "nosferatu" nostradamus @nordstrom.bsky.social · 24/09/2026i think it is lowkey really sad for us as a species that we had to come up with timezones because no one could agree on what time it was 020
nordstrom "nosferatu" nostradamus @nordstrom.bsky.social · 24/09/2026in this new exciting game, you'll have to keep an eye on your karma and mojo meters. at the end of each chapter, you'll be rewarded bonus xp for having already decided what you're having for dinner later, and 2d6 in motivation points for the next round. if you manage to find the hidden trinket, youl 030
nordstrom "nosferatu" nostradamus @nordstrom.bsky.social · 24/09/2026five guys finger death lunch 030
nordstrom "nosferatu" nostradamus @nordstrom.bsky.social · 24/09/2026where can i request admission to the school of pain and suffering? 020
nordstrom "nosferatu" nostradamus @nordstrom.bsky.social · 24/09/2026when you're being hunted by spirits unknown, the best thing you can do is throw your hands up in the air and start screaming 021
nordstrom "nosferatu" nostradamus @nordstrom.bsky.social · 24/09/2026i hate it when i drown in sorrow 010
nordstrom "nosferatu" nostradamus @nordstrom.bsky.social · 24/09/2026sorry for going all insaneo style. that was the drink talking mostly 010
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nordstrom "nosferatu" nostradamus @nordstrom.bsky.social · 24/09/2026i think i'd like being a dad but at the same time it's nice not having to worry about a lot in in regards to the event of my demise 000
nordstrom "nosferatu" nostradamus @nordstrom.bsky.social · 24/09/2026rune scape dragon wilds is so good what the hell. i was addicted to RS growing up. i guess the devil still has his hooks in 100
nordstrom "nosferatu" nostradamus @nordstrom.bsky.social · 23/09/2026nothing could wrong in the gravitron 120
nordstrom "nosferatu" nostradamus @nordstrom.bsky.social · 23/09/2026seeking: washing machine with a vicious setting 020
nordstrom "nosferatu" nostradamus @nordstrom.bsky.social · 23/09/2026sometimes i think about the cowboys that got along and i just start fucking crying 010
nordstrom "nosferatu" nostradamus @nordstrom.bsky.social · 23/09/2026the council will see you now. on account of your great personality and good standing in the community 000
nordstrom "nosferatu" nostradamus @nordstrom.bsky.social · 23/09/2026they're feeding me lies tomorrow 100
nordstrom "nosferatu" nostradamus @nordstrom.bsky.social · 23/09/2026𝒅𝒐𝒄𝒕𝒐𝒓 𝒓𝒆𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒎𝒆𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒅 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒂𝒑𝒆𝒖𝒕𝒊𝒄 𝒔𝒉𝒂𝒎𝒑𝒐𝒐: 𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚚𝚞𝚊𝚝𝚎. me: thanks i feel better already 000
nordstrom "nosferatu" nostradamus @nordstrom.bsky.social · 23/09/2026smoking that shit that makes every passing moment feel like a loading screen 020
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nordstrom "nosferatu" nostradamus @nordstrom.bsky.social · 19/09/2026do you live in a cave? actually, yeah. i do cave life #cavelife 020
nordstrom "nosferatu" nostradamus @nordstrom.bsky.social · 19/09/2026the sounds of a predator dominating their prey echoing through the walls cave life #cavelife 010
nordstrom "nosferatu" nostradamus @nordstrom.bsky.social · 19/09/2026it's like they say. one door opens, another closes. all around us doors are being opened and closed all the time. open. closed. open. closed. open. for a long time we've been operating doors and it shows 030
nordstrom "nosferatu" nostradamus @nordstrom.bsky.social · 18/09/2026i have insanity of the membranity but it's not in the DSM 120
nordstrom "nosferatu" nostradamus @nordstrom.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Dick E. Racer: who wants to see a little magic trick i've been working on? 000
nordstrom "nosferatu" nostradamus @nordstrom.bsky.social · 15/09/2026they're evicting me from my mind palace tomorrow 072
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nordstrom "nosferatu" nostradamus @nordstrom.bsky.social · 14/09/2026i wish that the angel and devil on my shoulders would shut the fuck up 040
nordstrom "nosferatu" nostradamus @nordstrom.bsky.social · 12/09/2026for some reason it hits different coming from the toonami guyyoutube.comToonami - Dreams 2016 (HD 1080p)YouTube video by Junior 010
nordstrom "nosferatu" nostradamus @nordstrom.bsky.social · 11/09/2026signs of having a hunch is having a hunch fatal hunch symptoms webmd 050
Reposted by nordstrom "nosferatu" nostradamusnordstrom "nosferatu" nostradamus @nordstrom.bsky.social · 25/07/2025the first time i ever saw a stripper in real life was at the black hole in tony hawks underground on nintendo game cube 041
nordstrom "nosferatu" nostradamus @nordstrom.bsky.social · 11/09/2026starter kit starter kit: - tackle box - some tape and wires and shit probably - hand towel - bobblehead jesus - one ounce of weed - broken compass (it's symbolic) - a signed copy (by yours truly) of tony hawks underground for nintendo game cube 030
nordstrom "nosferatu" nostradamus @nordstrom.bsky.social · 11/09/2026they slapped my ass with overdraft fees due to the insufficient funds at the spank bank 050
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nordstrom "nosferatu" nostradamus @nordstrom.bsky.social · 05/09/2026entering and departing the matrix back and forth forever 000
nordstrom "nosferatu" nostradamus @nordstrom.bsky.social · 05/09/2026if it's the year of the horse then how come i'm mentally unstable 010
