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ℕ𝕠𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕝𝕘𝕚𝕔𝕋𝕠𝕒𝕤𝕥 @nostalgictoast.bsky.social · 19/10/2025

Remember when all the chicks online were real humans and the only ai we had to worry about was that snarky little shit SmarterChild

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ℕ𝕠𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕝𝕘𝕚𝕔𝕋𝕠𝕒𝕤𝕥 @nostalgictoast.bsky.social · 15/10/2025

Picking a tubular lock with bobby pins is a lot harder than they portray in the two minute YouTube tutorial.

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ℕ𝕠𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕝𝕘𝕚𝕔𝕋𝕠𝕒𝕤𝕥 @nostalgictoast.bsky.social · 05/10/2025

Taylor Swift please stop putting out albums I’m only on 1989

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ℕ𝕠𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕝𝕘𝕚𝕔𝕋𝕠𝕒𝕤𝕥 @nostalgictoast.bsky.social · 18/08/2025

Hey, Nashies! How did your birthday turn out? I actually posted a congratulatory yearsterday but I deleted it because I realized it was a day late and I didn’t realize because I didn’t go to sleep for two days. Anyway, sorry haha! ✌🏼❤️

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ℕ𝕠𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕝𝕘𝕚𝕔𝕋𝕠𝕒𝕤𝕥 @nostalgictoast.bsky.social · 18/08/2025

Give me a couple days to run a cost-benefit analysis and work out a basic architecture and a flow chart or two then we’ll circle back on say Thursday to go over the specifics with my developer. You just gotta come up with a name for the app and by Christmas you’re already in the next tax bracket.

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ℕ𝕠𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕝𝕘𝕚𝕔𝕋𝕠𝕒𝕤𝕥 @nostalgictoast.bsky.social · 17/08/2025

RIP Charlie Chaplin you would have loved Michael Jordan’s 2010 facial hair

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ℕ𝕠𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕝𝕘𝕚𝕔𝕋𝕠𝕒𝕤𝕥 @nostalgictoast.bsky.social · 17/08/2025

Oh! That’s not at all how I first interpreted that information. Thanks for doing your part to clear things up, Cirilla. Maybe I’ll do some deeper reading on all this.

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ℕ𝕠𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕝𝕘𝕚𝕔𝕋𝕠𝕒𝕤𝕥 @nostalgictoast.bsky.social · 17/08/2025

Plenty of money for the son of a bitch to buy a Cadillac or two!

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ℕ𝕠𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕝𝕘𝕚𝕔𝕋𝕠𝕒𝕤𝕥 @nostalgictoast.bsky.social · 17/08/2025

In my day we did this to each other voluntarily as a sporting activity in a show of camaraderie and we called it rochambeau

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ℕ𝕠𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕝𝕘𝕚𝕔𝕋𝕠𝕒𝕤𝕥 @nostalgictoast.bsky.social · 17/08/2025

This takes me so far back. It’s like he illustrated in a dream.

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ℕ𝕠𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕝𝕘𝕚𝕔𝕋𝕠𝕒𝕤𝕥 @nostalgictoast.bsky.social · 17/08/2025

Yeah. I’m about to do leftover pizza and YouTube videos of hot air balloon festivals we got this

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Giraud, basically @giraud.bsky.social · 17/08/2025

People don’t have stuff up the wazoo like they used to. or the ying yang

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ℕ𝕠𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕝𝕘𝕚𝕔𝕋𝕠𝕒𝕤𝕥 @nostalgictoast.bsky.social · 17/08/2025

I fell over into my glass shower door and it broke so it’s been a few days and I need to go get a new door but I’m kinda too smelly to go to a store? 🤦🏻‍♂️

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ℕ𝕠𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕝𝕘𝕚𝕔𝕋𝕠𝕒𝕤𝕥 @nostalgictoast.bsky.social · 17/08/2025

Begging your pardon, but I’m sure you mean Christopher Cross. Chris Columbus is a director of popular films but people commonly make this conflation.

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ℕ𝕠𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕝𝕘𝕚𝕔𝕋𝕠𝕒𝕤𝕥 @nostalgictoast.bsky.social · 17/08/2025

Nice touch going the extra mile to match your wall paint to your outfit and hair what a vibe ✌🏼

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Jim @jimstewart.bsky.social · 17/08/2025

It's just easier to keep things light. We have enough serious stuff to contend with. Like butthole-eating bacteria.

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ℕ𝕠𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕝𝕘𝕚𝕔𝕋𝕠𝕒𝕤𝕥 @nostalgictoast.bsky.social · 17/08/2025

Geez man, don’t beat yourself up about it. It’ll all come out in wash.

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ℕ𝕠𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕝𝕘𝕚𝕔𝕋𝕠𝕒𝕤𝕥 @nostalgictoast.bsky.social · 17/08/2025

I gotta say, I’ve never seen a Trader Joe’s parking lot that wasn’t packed and some of them aren’t even worth entering when they aren’t. It’s just too damn tight and I just gotta ask myself what the heck kinda mickey mouse operation was responsible for purchasing these tiny lots. I just don’t know.

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ℕ𝕠𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕝𝕘𝕚𝕔𝕋𝕠𝕒𝕤𝕥 @nostalgictoast.bsky.social · 17/08/2025

Better to be post-humorous than to have never been humorous at all.

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M̵̡͉̬̤̫̩̤̣̫̜̫͈̩͙̮͔̜̤̃̉ͣ͊̌̍ͮ́ͯ̃̿̀̍̓͌̄͒̄̂̓̑͜͢͞_A̵̸̵̢̡̠͎̩͓̙̫̯͙̫͑̃ͦ̋͌͑̐̓̈̃́ͥ̓ͩ̚͡͠͝T̸̻͇̖T̴̸̻̣̙̘̒̓̊̓͒̐͆̈͘ @badthoughthaver.bsky.social · 16/08/2025

Scheduling my best skeets to post after I'm dead in the hope that they're better appreciated in memoriam.

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ℕ𝕠𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕝𝕘𝕚𝕔𝕋𝕠𝕒𝕤𝕥 @nostalgictoast.bsky.social · 17/08/2025

I’ve seen enough. You’re a good man, Adam King. You’ve got good clean material, you know a thing or two about a thing or two, and I haven’t read anything that gives me the impression you’re a miserable angry guy all the time. Refreshing. 🤝

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John Carpadam's The King @adamkingxv.bsky.social · 02/07/2025

Tastee-Freeze Manager: "Mr. Mellencamp, please. I've asked you politely multiple times to please not do that in front of my establishment.

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ℕ𝕠𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕝𝕘𝕚𝕔𝕋𝕠𝕒𝕤𝕥 @nostalgictoast.bsky.social · 17/08/2025

These are the kind of ideas that’ll get you out of that mail room and on your way to owning this company one day, don’t you forget it.

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John Carpadam's The King @adamkingxv.bsky.social · 07/07/2025

Memento Maury: remember that you ARE the father

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Veruca's Alt @verucas-alt.bsky.social · 17/08/2025

Spent way too much time worrying if certain family members liked me and not enough time realizing that I never liked them anyway.

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ℕ𝕠𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕝𝕘𝕚𝕔𝕋𝕠𝕒𝕤𝕥 @nostalgictoast.bsky.social · 17/08/2025

Don’t have to be a doctor to answer that one, Milford. Or a spaceman, for that matter.

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ℕ𝕠𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕝𝕘𝕚𝕔𝕋𝕠𝕒𝕤𝕥 @nostalgictoast.bsky.social · 17/08/2025

I’m a big fan of all the episodes when Dr. Spaceman is featured and how about The Rural Juror? That always makes me laugh.

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ℕ𝕠𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕝𝕘𝕚𝕔𝕋𝕠𝕒𝕤𝕥 @nostalgictoast.bsky.social · 17/08/2025

I’m usually cool with robots but I’m thinking hard about the possibility of being barbecued if a wreck somehow caused a failure of the electrical system and disabled the locks the batteries exploded, but yeah the me from ‘06 would do so much coke while being driven around Chicago in a robot car. Duh

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ℕ𝕠𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕝𝕘𝕚𝕔𝕋𝕠𝕒𝕤𝕥 @nostalgictoast.bsky.social · 17/08/2025

First it’s blunts then it’s the global restructuring of a company that leads to the collapse and rebirth of transportation as we know it.

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ℕ𝕠𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕝𝕘𝕚𝕔𝕋𝕠𝕒𝕤𝕥 @nostalgictoast.bsky.social · 17/08/2025

I’m sorry to say that my absurdity has not reached as advanced a level as this would require. All true. Wrong address.

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ℕ𝕠𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕝𝕘𝕚𝕔𝕋𝕠𝕒𝕤𝕥 @nostalgictoast.bsky.social · 17/08/2025

“The Writ of Intention” you posted to another app tagging your former employer that outlined the consequences presented by a global mobilization of an army of 80 thousand followers if they decline negotiations is something I’ve been thinking about all day long. May our grandchildren hear the tales.

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