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John Carpadam's The King @adamkingxv.bsky.social · 2h

I'm the best there is at what I do, and what I do is not very difficult.

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oak blanco @abomination.computer · 8h

my body is a finely-tuned machine designed to lay in bed

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John Carpadam's The King @adamkingxv.bsky.social · 2h

Literally learned about this guy this week. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eben_By...

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Eben Byers - Wikipedia

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ceej @ceej.online · 09/11/2024

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John Carpadam's The King @adamkingxv.bsky.social · 3h

I've built a robotic woman named Farrah MOSFET

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skeeter devilpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 5h

boner of a lonely fart

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Thought Slime’s monster @slimemildred.bsky.social · 11h

I don’t want to sound glib, but if a woman actually wanted to “make up a crime to ruin a man’s reputation,” they’d pick one that people actually give a shit about, like hurting a dog or something.

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Big If True @burk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

In the good old days, reporters had style and whimsy.

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Order of the Occult Hand - Wikipedia

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Lauren Flans @laurenflans.bsky.social · 10/03/2024

Oh; I concur that this is not my circus, but those ARE, in fact, my monkeys. And therein lies the problem, constable: this circus has obtained my monkeys by nefarious means.

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The dumb ignorabt shit head @urplepingo.bsky.social · 30/05/2024

I’m here to do two things chew bubblegum and run out of bubblegum and I’m all out of bubblegum

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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 10h

occasionally a student asks how some canonical book can possibly apply to their own life and moving forward i’ll refer them to the moment in Ulysses where bloom wants to leave a restaurant without eating there so he pretends to look around and realize he’s in the wrong place instead of just leaving

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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Every time I see a serial killer tv show advertised I think of this

My dad used to work with Ted Bundy at the University of Utah and every Friday my dad would say, "See ya Monday-Bundy" and I can't imagine how much Ted actually thought about murdering him for
it.

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Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 01/10/2023

Happy spooky season to all who skelebrate

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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

five more days of hat

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The dumb ignorabt shit head @urplepingo.bsky.social · 15/07/2023

In Canada they call Grimace “Purple Dennis”

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John Carpadam's The King @adamkingxv.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

It's "Like a G6"??? I've been singing "Like a Cheese Dick"!

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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 30/09/2026

Here’s the bigger ask I mentioned: I owe $6k in back rent. I’ve been selling my limited belongings to reduce the number but it is slow going and I can’t hope to cover it all, especially not in the short time I have. I have enough to cover October rent and little more. More details below.

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karanormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

billion dollar idea: a horse crossed with a wiener dog so more than one person can ride comfortably and also if you fall off it's not very far to the ground

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Sean Thomason @seanthomason.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I'm the one person changing car insurance companies every time I see an ad with a new whimsical character. It's me. I'm the one keeping all of that going.

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Chert @chert.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

please help… my son…

photo of a forklift w/ a pallet jack sitting on its forks like it was an adult carrying a child across its arms

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ᴄʏᴄʟᴏᴢ @cyclozparis.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Bicycle, inner tube and moustache

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stack of scares @stackofbears.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I don't think I can do that yet. I'm experiencing Pathological Demand Avoidance (PDA). My Pathological Demand Avoidance (PDA) is acting up. I can't do that just yet. I probably shouldn't try that... not till my Pathological Demand Avoidance (PDA) is taken care of.

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John Carpadam's The King @adamkingxv.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Today is the day to begin posting halloween specific memes. All of you jumping the gun yesterday and even September first, I am judging you.

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Chipockalips Now! @fragboner.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

HAPPY OCTOBER 1st

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Je Hyeon | ABOLISH the polICE @naptime.theolive.garden · 30/09/2026

stop saying grape. say rape. say murder. say killed. say the violence people have endured with the full force of what has happened

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

MICK JAGGER: can i gather you ELISABETH MOSS: no

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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

you will encounter more opportunities in life to change the batteries on a smoke alarm than you will to run into a burning building and no one gives a shit you changed those batteries but it is still very important and why are you waiting on a burning building, know what i’m saying, it’s a metaphor

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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I literally don’t know a single woman who hasn’t been raped, stalked, groped, harassed, or sexually violated in some way at some point in their life. If you choose to doubt and dox survivors, just know every woman in your life is disgusted by you.

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🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Its early i know but im opening pet portrait commission spots for the holiday season. I have a lot to do until then so id rather open the spots now. Its a first come first served basis so keep that in mind. Thank you to everyone who commissioned me last year too!

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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 03/12/2025

Your hands are covered in little men. And the little men can make you sick if you don’t give them a bath. Sometimes they make other people sick too. Please give the little men a bath! I’m not crazy! Just listen to me! Bathe the little men on your hands! This is real! Get the men wet, you fools!

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026