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Nes Lessman

@neslessman.bsky.social
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Bram Stoker’s K 🧛🏻‍♂️ @gimmethekspecial.bsky.social · 5h
edibles got me hearing in dolby surround sound tonight
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Nes Lessman @neslessman.bsky.social · 5h
First date idea: we suck on chili dogs
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Ambooooorino 👻 @nellieadjacent.bsky.social · 9h
My body is a wonder-what-happened-land
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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 7h
the feminine urge to castrate men
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Nes Lessman @neslessman.bsky.social · 8h
Hadn’t heard it in awhile. Popped up a few days ago
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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Maybe the t-rex was so mean because they could never hug the others.
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 9h
We start dating now and we could be fighting on a haunted hayride in time
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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 9h
Messed the same reply up a few times and feel it'd probably be best to just go start a new life on the prairie
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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 10h
okay i am going to explode
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 9h
ears can have a little tinnitus as a trEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEat
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Paranormal Pandy 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 9h
Chicken and sausage place called the breast of times, the wurst of times
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Nes Lessman @neslessman.bsky.social · 9h
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Strange Currencies
R.E.M. · Monster · Song · 1994
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I Don't Want to Know - 2004 Remaster
Fleetwood Mac · Rumours · Song · 1977
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Nes Lessman @neslessman.bsky.social · 10h
Thank you 🫡
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👻🫧BOOP🫧👻 @frozenbodyparts.bsky.social · 11h
Winning everyone over by cancelling plans
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Nes Lessman @neslessman.bsky.social · 10h
👈
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Fiona Applebees 🍎🐝 @fionaapplebs.bsky.social · 13h
Feed me sugar and tell me I’m pretty
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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 11h
*blows you a kiss with my middle finger
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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 12h
contact lenses should be called eyeball glasses
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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 11h
opening your heart to someone? ew gross
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Imitation Of Life
R.E.M. · Reveal · Song · 2001
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Vernie
Blind Melon · Soup · Song · 1995
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Mal a BOO 👻 @hallowedverses.bsky.social · 15h
Happy Monday! Sike. Fuck this shit
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mindi @flawdbizkit.bsky.social · 14h
you wanna come over and share coping skills
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꯱ׁׅ֒ɑׁׅꭈׁׅɑׁׅhׁׅ @porcelainsiren.bsky.social · 14h
i wonder if i'll have more to say one day
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Brie @brielikethechhes.bsky.social · 12h
Reverse cowgirl cuz I’m watching the neighbours have sex
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Betsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 13h
slow burn extinction
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Fiona Applebees 🍎🐝 @fionaapplebs.bsky.social · 13h
I’m beginning to think I shouldn’t have had that third lunch margarita
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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 13h
everything went according to a plan I didn't have
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Nes Lessman @neslessman.bsky.social · 14h
😂😂😂
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Les Nessman's Turkey Drop: Oh The Humanity!
Alt: Les Nessman's Turkey Drop: Oh The Humanity!
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Nes Lessman @neslessman.bsky.social · 15h
I feel like some of you only like me for my rugged good looks
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Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 18h
Happy Monday. Nice butt.
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Spooky Goosey @augustagoose.bsky.social · 16h
I get it blockers, I exhaust me too.
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👻🫧BOOP🫧👻 @frozenbodyparts.bsky.social · 18h
Doing a line of hope, just to get by
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Careful, Jenn Bites 🧛🏻‍♀️🩷🧛🏻‍♀️ @alldolledup44.bsky.social · 16h
I wish I was unconscious.
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fauxnewdalt @fauxnewdalt.bsky.social · 17h
if you need me for anything today then no
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Nes Lessman @neslessman.bsky.social · 19h
One of my dream vehicles!
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Nes Lessman @neslessman.bsky.social · 19h
Used to
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Throwing myself down the stairs so I don’t have to go to work
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Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 20h
The last time I said "I'm fine" and truly meant it, Pluto was still a planet.
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Tits McDick @titsmcdick.bsky.social · 20h
When that one person who likes all of my skeets suddenly stops liking them, I just assume they’ve died.
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Aphrodite @funaphrodite.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I hope I make your day full of dirty thoughts.
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Ambooooorino 👻 @nellieadjacent.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
*dies from shaking it like a Polaroid picture
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Nes Lessman @neslessman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Deal 😂
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Nes Lessman @neslessman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
😂🫶
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Nes Lessman @neslessman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
🫣
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Nes Lessman @neslessman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I make a mean ghetto nacho
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Breakfast 🍩☕️🍑 @donutscoffeeme.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Validate me harder, like the dirty little validation whore I am.
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Jim @jimstewart.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I'm not saying you have issues, Britannica.
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Strughoulo @struggalo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
*does interpretive dance to your posts
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