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Native Minnow

@nativeminnow.bsky.social

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A doctor, but not the important kind. Bill Clinton lookalike, but not the important kind.

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Native Minnow @nativeminnow.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

It’s like whoever painted these rocks doesn’t know me at ALL

Rock painted with the statement “you can do hard things” in pink letters in a light blue background with yellow stars scattered across

A rock painted pink, with white dots and smiley faces, and red lettering that reads, “Be positive.”

Native Minnow @nativeminnow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

DuoLingo’s Falstaff talking shit about my career

Screen shot from Duolingo with a Spanish sentence that translates to “he wasn’t internationally successful”

Native Minnow @nativeminnow.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

How it feels to follow me probably

Picture of Barbosa, from Pirates of the Caribbean, with the words “I feel nothin’” displayed

Native Minnow @nativeminnow.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

[Beach Boys Voice] Round round get around I get around (Kind of)

Map of the USA showing states I’ve lived in, spent significant time in, visited, passed through, or never been to

Native Minnow @nativeminnow.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

The dragon in question

Drawing of Trogdor the Burninator from Homestartunner

Native Minnow @nativeminnow.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

I hiked

Photo of a high elevation lake in the southern Rockies with >12,000’ peaks in the background

Native Minnow @nativeminnow.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

I was trying to find the gif of this scene walking down the steps but alas no gifs for ancient pop culture references or maybe I’m bad at searching

Native Minnow @nativeminnow.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Look at this handsome fella

Otis, a large black and white pitbull mix, sits among some wildflowers including light purple daisies

Native Minnow @nativeminnow.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Spoke to my friend Mitch McConnell for 20-minutes today

Etsy artwork showing the scene with Hamlet talking to a skull in his hand

Native Minnow @nativeminnow.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Went for a little hike today

Lily pads flowering on an alpine lake with wildfire smoke causing a hazy atmosphere

Native Minnow @nativeminnow.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

Me in the group chat

Scene from Castaway with Tom Hanks sitting on a log yelling something at “Wilson”

Native Minnow @nativeminnow.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

My bsky group chat waiting for someone to say the magic words

Screen shot from the movie Labrynth where goblins are hiding in the closet waiting to hear the words that will allow them to kidnap the baby

Native Minnow @nativeminnow.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

GF: Could you pick up a multivitamin for me? Me: Sure, any particular brand? GF: No, just whatever you find. Me: Got it!

A package of probiotics for women with labeling that reads “Happy Hoo-Ha”

Native Minnow @nativeminnow.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

Sorry I can’t take your call right now, my crush is in the shower so my focus is on that

An open can of orange crush soda in a shower caddy next to a bottle of shampoo

Native Minnow @nativeminnow.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

Midday drive

A view of an alpine lake through the trees with a partially snow covered mountain behind

View of a forest and a partially snow covered mountain

A view of skunk cabbage and pine trees and two reddish snow covered peaks

Native Minnow @nativeminnow.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

This Capri Sun tastes terrible

Pouch of tuna in water

Native Minnow @nativeminnow.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

Sometimes I forget that I put this sticker on my bike, then see it and laugh all over again

A red mountain bike with a vulgar sticker loaded in the back of a pickup truck

Native Minnow @nativeminnow.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

At long last we have a winner

Keychain of a biologically accurate coelacanth purchased from Etsy

Native Minnow @nativeminnow.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

My least popular take with the masses is at least shared by Sally Field

Headline for an article that says Sally Fields didn’t find Robin Williams to be very funny when they filmed Mrs. Doubtfire.

Native Minnow @nativeminnow.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

Otis Rush Spunkmeyer-Maguire III is glad he doesn’t know anyone like that

Native Minnow @nativeminnow.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

I know

Otis, a 100 lb pitty mix, wearing a fleece and sitting on a memory foam bed while glaring at the camera

Native Minnow @nativeminnow.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

“Mom. Dad. I got the part!” The part:

People dressed up as plats for the Bad Bunny Super Bowl halftime show

Native Minnow @nativeminnow.bsky.social · 20/01/2026

Raise your hand if you only used the round Spirograph inserts because none of the others ran smoothly enough

Stock photograph of the children’s toy Spirograph laid out on a blank sheet of paper with colored markers strewn about

Native Minnow @nativeminnow.bsky.social · 30/12/2025

There are a LOT to choose from but here are a few

Native Minnow @nativeminnow.bsky.social · 30/12/2025

Me, driving across Kansas with high winds that caused black ice to form across miles and miles of freeway “AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH”

Native Minnow @nativeminnow.bsky.social · 11/12/2025

You will be haunted by three spirits . . .

Run DMC

Native Minnow @nativeminnow.bsky.social · 11/12/2025

You will be haunted by three spirits . . .

Wilson Phillips album cover

Native Minnow @nativeminnow.bsky.social · 11/12/2025

You will be haunted by three spirits . . .

The Chicks (band formerly known as The Dixie Chicks)

100

Native Minnow @nativeminnow.bsky.social · 11/12/2025

You will be haunted by three spirits . . .

ZZ Top

100

Native Minnow @nativeminnow.bsky.social · 11/12/2025

You will be haunted by three spirits . . .

Crosby Stills and Nash album cover

Native Minnow @nativeminnow.bsky.social · 11/12/2025

You will be haunted by three spirits . . .

The Beastie Boys

Native Minnow @nativeminnow.bsky.social · 11/12/2025

You will be haunted by three spirits . . .

The band Destiny’s Child

Native Minnow @nativeminnow.bsky.social · 11/12/2025

You will be haunted by three spirits . . .

The band Nirvana

Native Minnow @nativeminnow.bsky.social · 03/12/2025

Christmas Venn diagram

Venn diagram with two overlapping circles representing Bing Crosby and Stephen Miller and the area of overlap says “dreaming of a white Christmas”

Native Minnow @nativeminnow.bsky.social · 25/11/2025

The inexplicable sex appeal of RFK Jr

A badly taxidermied cane toad purse held by someone wearing a black leather jacket

Native Minnow @nativeminnow.bsky.social · 24/11/2025

A movie that takes place where you are from

Still shot from the movie Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid where Butch gives Etta a ride on the handlebars of a bicycle

Native Minnow @nativeminnow.bsky.social · 24/11/2025

My dog loves slot canyons, apparently

Otis, a 10-yr-old, black and white, large pitty mix, walks up a narrow slot canyon in Utah

Native Minnow @nativeminnow.bsky.social · 22/11/2025

Comedy peaked in the ‘80s with this

Toyota truck painted black and yellow with “YO” standing out in yellow paint on the tailgate

Native Minnow @nativeminnow.bsky.social · 08/11/2025

My dog’s name is Otis, but sometimes he’s Dog-Dog-Dog, Oatsie Oats, Squeakers, Grumpy Face, Mr. Stinky, Velvet Meatball, Flappy Ears, Farty Boy, and Meathead.

My dog Otis, a pitty mix, lying on his memory foam bed but not happy about it for some reason

Native Minnow @nativeminnow.bsky.social · 30/10/2025

Native Minnow @nativeminnow.bsky.social · 08/10/2025

When you mock me, this is who you’re making fun of

Gold paint blob guy created my nickpainting

Native Minnow @nativeminnow.bsky.social · 05/10/2025

My Uber is here

Screen shot from The Neverending Story where Bastian is riding Falkor and raising his fist

Native Minnow @nativeminnow.bsky.social · 02/10/2025

Well you see, Otis is a large muscular pitbull mix with a bit of an attitude

Otis sitting by an alpine lake, glaring because the wind is blowing and he doesn’t prefer that

Native Minnow @nativeminnow.bsky.social · 24/09/2025

Anyway, Ozzie was the absolute bestest boi ever and we will miss him forever. So many fond memories to look back on. He passed peacefully after letting us know it was time.

Ozzie, a German shepherd mix, in the snow with a jacket and snow boots on with a look of exuberance on his face

Ozzie with his squirrel (his favorite stuffed animal by far)

Ozzie at a scenic overlook in Colorado during the Fall season

A very tired Ozzie wearing a blue bandana and resting after hiking ~6 miles up a steep trail to a mountain lake

Native Minnow @nativeminnow.bsky.social · 19/09/2025

Someone loves his comforts but occasionally gets a little too warm

Otis, a nearly 10-year-old pitbull mix, sleeps soundly under a couple of fleece blankets with his nose barely exposed

Otis, a little warmer, has moved his front paws and face from under the fleece blankets

Native Minnow @nativeminnow.bsky.social · 01/09/2025

Post a random picture or everything will go bad in September

Neon signs from a thrift store that read Route 66, Live Nudes, and Whiskey Bar

Native Minnow @nativeminnow.bsky.social · 29/08/2025

The year is 12,025 AD. An archaeological find has researchers puzzled about our gods. What were the roles of each?

Several labubu dolls displayed on a shelf

Native Minnow @nativeminnow.bsky.social · 24/08/2025

Saw this in the grocery store and my sweet tooth made me buy it

A can of A&W ice cream sundae soda

Native Minnow @nativeminnow.bsky.social · 22/08/2025

Name a NON LOTR character who could resist the One Ring (He’s no bloody lord)

Wheel of Time co we art showing Matrim Cauthon holding his ashandari between two other men

Native Minnow @nativeminnow.bsky.social · 15/08/2025

I wouldn’t tell anyone if I won the lottery but there would be signs

A large pile of individually wrapped Bazooka Joe bubblegum