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If you get lost in the woods, a compass can help you get more lost North… Follow me for more hacks.

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Bake a cake with rum and nobody bats an eye. Bake brownies with laxatives & everybody loses their shit…

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Guess who I bumped into on the way to see my eye doctor? Everyone…

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SDDPHOTO @sddphoto.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

An eyelash’s main job is to keep things out of your eye. But nine times out of 10, when you get something in your eye, it’s an eyelash. Now, that’s eyeronic.

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People can get a little testy about their digestive systems

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I made some fish tacos today… But they just ignored them and swam away.

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Mariana Z @mariana057.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

C, Eb, and G walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve minors."

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After the birth of your child, your role in life should become apparent.

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Bake a cake with rum and nobody bats an eye. Bake brownies with laxatives & everybody loses their shit…

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One minute you’re young & carefree. The next minute, your kids are asking for help with their history homework because you were alive in the nineteen hundreds…

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It’s embarrassing that 90% of my Google history is just words I wasn’t sure how to spell, and yes I googled embarrassing.

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It’s embarrassing that 90% of my Google history is just words I wasn’t sure how to spell, and yes I googled embarrassing.

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Mariana Z @mariana057.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

One minute you’re young & carefree. The next minute, your kids are asking for help with their history homework because you were alive in the nineteen hundreds…

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Kohl’s does what now?

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Mariana Z @mariana057.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

After the birth of your child, your role in life should become apparent.

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My neighbor is extremely rude. I knocked on his door & asked him for his favorite Michael Jackson song and he said, "Beat It!"

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My gynecologist just followed me on Instagram.... I’m not sure how much more of me she wants to see.

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Does refusing to go to the gym count as resistance training?

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My neighbor is extremely rude. I knocked on his door & asked him for his favorite Michael Jackson song and he said, "Beat It!"

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My gynecologist just followed me on Instagram.... I’m not sure how much more of me she wants to see.

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I've decided to begin searching for my birth mother. I realise, of course, that I may never find her, but that's the risk I took when I drove her to IKEA…

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Does refusing to go to the gym count as resistance training?

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I've decided to begin searching for my birth mother. I realise, of course, that I may never find her, but that's the risk I took when I drove her to IKEA…

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C, Eb, and G walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve minors."

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