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Kolchak @kolchak.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Nanette Manoir would 100% have a Mar A Lago membership.

Kolchak @kolchak.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Paul Blart sequel where the mall shuts down because the economy sucks and then he becomes Travis Bickle.

Kolchak @kolchak.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Good news: they’re now saying the Iran war will wrap up, without having accomplished any of the stated goals, “very soon.” Bad news: They’ve been saying that since March.

Ever underestimate the ability of Republican officials to go on television and expose themselves as clowns. Again and again.

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Stop trying to make superintelligence happen.

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Wild that there’s an entire political party solely dedicated to making things up and then getting mad about them instead of trying to fix anything.

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Can’t wait to tell my grandchildren about the 17 times Iran’s nuclear facilities were obliterated in the course of a single year.

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Elon Musk should pay everyone who has seen a cybertruck reparations.

Kolchak @kolchak.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Gas prices rising because Russia invaded Ukraine is different than gas prices rising because the president started a war he was elected not to start and cutting off 20% of the world’s oil supply. Learn the difference.

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Kolchak @kolchak.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I wouldn’t mind watching a minion autopsy in one of those operating theaters.

In February, the strategic oil reserve held 415 million barrels. That number is now below 285 million.

Anybody have a time machine?

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You have to admit, he’s very good at making the absolutely worst decision every single time. Literal cartoon characters fare better.

Have Nathan Fielder direct a Melania documentary sequel.

Probably not a good thing that, in 2026, people unironically discuss things being “demonic.”

Kolchak @kolchak.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

It is unacceptable how many members of Congress are absolute lunatic cranks, and it’s shameful we let it get to this point.

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The president rejected Iran’s proposal to open the strait within seven days. What, exactly, is the goal anymore? Congratulations. They still don’t have nuclear weapons. Now what?

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Kolchak @kolchak.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Heed my words: if you are in a pinch and the store only has this and not drano, just drive to another store.

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Fuck the Supreme Court, by the way.

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When someone asks if I’m on Snapchat.

Feeding children is good. Thanks for coming to my TED talk.

Politicians should be talking about the cost of living instead of furries licensed to fly planes.

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Right now, Mitch McConnell is sitting in front of a gigantic screen showing this on a loop.

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There’s delusional, and then there’s Steve Hilton supporters.

No, seriously. What the fuck is this?

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Stop trying to photograph the chupacabra. Let it suck those goats in peace.

Imagine a world without him. It’s going to be so nice.

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I am missing a promised DOGE dividend ($5,000), tariff refund ($2,000). Who do I invoice to get that with the new promised Trump dividend ($5,000)? I expect no less than $12k total.

And now for your moment of zen: Harrison Ford finding out Donald Trump loves the film Air Force One.

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Clicked on a TMZ embedded video and it didn’t load for some reason and you know what? I’m better off.

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Republicans are like: “SOMEONE WITH A DEBILITATING DISEASE GOT VOLUNTARILY EUTHANIZED IN A COUNTRY WITH FREE HEALTHCARE. IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?” And it’s like, yeah.

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Phone just reminded me that today marks 1,000 days without alcohol. So that’s kind of neat.

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The people who yell at you to read the bible are people you should be telling to read literally any other book.

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Republicans hate Mamdani because he’s helping people that aren’t millionaires.

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If you’re tempted to read the news, maybe don’t?