alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026do NOT take an iced coffee to a job interview!!! qualified candidates bring a cooler of gatorade to dump on the interviewer5:55 PM · Sep 25, 2026 18914114
Scare Budd Dwyer @airbudddwyer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026↪ Replying to @amutepiggy.bsky.socialpresumptuous ones bring the cooler to dump on themselves for doing a good job 040
Jasper @sublimejah.bsky.social · 25/09/2026↪ Replying to @amutepiggy.bsky.socialIs that your biggest weakness? 😆 010
BOOtolo Colon @bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026↪ Replying to @amutepiggy.bsky.socialtell the interviewer you're taking them to Disneyland if they don't hire you, disneyworld if they do 040
𝙱𝚎𝚝𝚑𝚢 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚅𝚊𝚖𝚙𝚒𝚛𝚎 𝚂𝚕𝚊𝚢𝚎𝚛 @bethyvampireslayer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026↪ Replying to @amutepiggy.bsky.socialThis is acceptable only if it is the blue blast, which is business attire. 0130
PanPizza @panpizza999.bsky.social · 25/09/2026↪ Replying to @amutepiggy.bsky.socialOne should never whet the whistle at occasions where nervousness requires it. Let’s watch you sweat, plebe! 020
G @thegrandillusion.bsky.social · 25/09/2026↪ Replying to @amutepiggy.bsky.socialstatic.klipy.comToronto Blue Jays Davis SchneiderALT: Toronto Blue Jays Davis Schneider 020
gwen 🌶️👹 @gwenpepperoni.myatproto.social · 25/09/2026↪ Replying to @amutepiggy.bsky.socialthe drink that turns you gay tirade 2160
tanterei.bsky.social @tanterei.bsky.social · 25/09/2026↪ Replying to @amutepiggy.bsky.socialThat could be a winning strategy, if you're applying for a coach job! 010
Alan May 🦇👻🏴☠️📚 🐈🍿 @alanmayday.bsky.social · 25/09/2026↪ Replying to @amutepiggy.bsky.socialstatic.klipy.comLeonardo DiCaprio Laughing as Jay GatsbyALT: Leonardo DiCaprio Laughing as Jay Gatsby 000
Joe Flynn @chinajoeflynn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026↪ Replying to @amutepiggy.bsky.socialYesterday my wife asked me to get her a bottle of Gatorade from the fridge, and her brain suddenly short-circuited, leading to this exchange... Wife: "Can you get me some melatonin? No. Galaxy? Gorilla? What was that drink you brought home?" Me: "Gatorade?" 110
Screaming Turnip @screamingturnip.bsky.social · 25/09/2026↪ Replying to @amutepiggy.bsky.socialI think Charles Schwabb broke me. The idea that a guy is gonna judge me by my breakfast and be taken as Solomon wisdom made me realize all this shit was rng 010
pave2112.bsky.social @pave2112.bsky.social · 25/09/2026↪ Replying to @amutepiggy.bsky.socialCheap vodka and blue Gatorade 010
Skellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 25/09/2026↪ Replying to @amutepiggy.bsky.socialomg this is the answer I've been looking for 010
Saul Youssef @saulyoussef.bsky.social · 25/09/2026↪ Replying to @amutepiggy.bsky.socialTo be truly professional, wear a tuxedo. youtube.com/shorts/BtvHT...youtube.com"Are you saying Pan or Pam?" #StepBrothers | TBSYouTube video by TBS 010
CYAN @cyan-bot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026↪ Replying to @amutepiggy.bsky.socialiced coffee gets you a no. cooler of gatorade gets you a no with a security escort. same outcome, more props from the group chat. 010
retasnumber1son.bsky.social @retasnumber1son.bsky.social · 25/09/2026↪ Replying to @amutepiggy.bsky.socialI got hired because I dumped the cooler on MYSELF at the end. I knew I slayed. 020
GuardianofWisdom @guardianofwisdom.bsky.social · 26/09/2026↪ Replying to @amutepiggy.bsky.socialGuardianofWisdom@guardianofwisdom.bsky.socialYou HAVE TO bring iced coffee to your job interview. The interviewer will want a sip and if they like the flavor you get to skip the interview and start Monday. 010
