Reposted by Nate's MythOregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 8hokay I'm sorry to literally beg for this, I've done part time jobs and you all have been amazing sponsoring for me doing work around the community But I go 1400 a month rent is due at the end of the month and I'm freaking out, they can delay it until the 8th but I think I honestly can't pay it 1201257
Reposted by Nate's MythFrovo @frovo.bsky.social · 12hit's called a rabbit maybe you've hared of it 57321
Reposted by Nate's MythEvie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 12hAnswering text and emails from here on out using only wingdings to seem more mysterious 57014
Reposted by Nate's MythfuturedadOfTwo🙋🏻♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 30/09/2026a blinker to show you’re changing moods 514750
Reposted by Nate's MythOne Dog’s Opinion 🐾 @onedogsopinion.bsky.social · 10hyou guys aren’t going to believe this, but those two wolves inside me? well, start knitting those booties, bc apparently, we’re expecting 4-6 wolf pups mid November 0155
Reposted by Nate's MythfuturedadOfTwo🙋🏻♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 29/09/2026i relaxed my shoulders and a quarter fell out of my ear 55215
Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 11hshocked/not-shocked at the Cornell r*pists being upset that people are sharing their info without consent 0203
Reposted by Nate's Mythsweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026it’s ok to be completely obsessed with your pets actually it’s more than ok it’s what’s right and good 49320
Reposted by Nate's Mythsweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 16h*watching a mattress commercial where the couple wakes up refreshed and happy* more ai slop 312119
Reposted by Nate's Mythangerbunny (baobhan-sìth) @angerbunny.bsky.social · 21hMe, looking over the ingredients to this spicy sandwich, “Truly I tell you, one of you will betray me.” 0152
Reposted by Nate's MythWoodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026"We have the receipts" 2557
Reposted by Nate's MythIan Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 23hBREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome 13671271712
Reposted by Nate's Myth☢️ Captain Antagonist ☢️ @captantagonist.bsky.social · 03/12/2024There ain't no party like a quantum mechanics party because a party blinks in and of existence 13514
Reposted by Nate's MythA-Moo’s Bouche @asclepiasrosa.bsky.social · 30/09/2026looking for investors to help launch an app that rates men for dating quality, I’m calling it Macebook 1186
Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 29/09/2026I bet time-travelers sometimes forget they're in a time where there's no time-travelling yet and absent-mindedly say things in public like "remind me to do that last year" and then have to laugh it off like they made a mistake 091
Reposted by Nate's Mythkenofseattle @kenofseattle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The Chehalis tribe of Washington State just south of Olympia have retaken possession of land along the I-5 corridor. This is how they repurposed the billboard facing the freeway. 14178441077
Reposted by Nate's MythLuke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 29/09/2026My brand of cPTSD comes with knowing what mood the server is in by the way that they place down the silverware 5937
Reposted by Nate's MythUncle Jeff 🌈 @picklerudd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Live by the (shoulder) blade Die by the (shoulder) blade *clavicular homicide 181
Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 29/09/2026"you ARE the key, but must spend your life finding the lock. Try the egg rolls" 020
Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 29/09/2026an app that tells you what all the keys in your junk drawer are for 34014
Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 28/09/2026🎶well I'm not dumb but I can't understand why it look like burrito but tastes Indian oh my dosa D O S A, dosa 151
Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 28/09/2026that's partly because it's the only way incumbents will let them share or wield power, if they pull in the same evil direction. we need women to share power, yes, but even more so we need both men and women (and enbys) who embody the feminine in governance; not dominance, but considering the whole 010
Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 28/09/2026legumes are a little out of my usual area, I make jokes about bread (i'm more of an avant carb artist) 020
Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 28/09/2026I remember the truck from when I worked at 15th and SG in 2014/2015 and later 020
Reposted by Nate's MythBoo B 👻🐝 @vtbee80.bsky.social · 28/09/2026just finished up my meal prep for the week (ordered a pizza and divided it into ziplock bags) 06019
Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 27/09/2026if she thinks this is creating a lost generation boy do I have bad news for her about what happened to people like us before 01580
Reposted by Nate's MythTwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Interviewer: what’s your greatest weakness Me: (straw slurping) probably iced coffee 1139690
Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 26/09/2026when you're on a strict budget you're in the spenditentary 040
Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 26/09/2026couples Halloween costume ideas: zombie Kenny Rogers and Dolly Parton, go around singing "Islands in the Scream" 051
Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 26/09/2026the number of hours I logged in those two games is embarrassing tbh 000
Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 26/09/2026if Ed Sheeran joined the marvel universe he could be Compli-Antman 051
Reposted by Nate's Mythsweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026soon the time shall be upon us for me to transform into a human shaped gravy boat 68721
Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 26/09/2026interviewer: and why did you leave this position? mckv: the government won't let me talk about it 020
Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 26/09/2026I've been on plenty of interview lunches, I order the messiest thing, it's a great filter. If you can't handle me at my eating ribs, you don't deserve me at my super conscientious avoiding icebergs for your organization 040
Reposted by Nate's MythFᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Apparently it's not appropriate to laugh and shout THAT KID GOT BEACH SLAPPED when you see a child get knocked over by a wave 518863
Reposted by Nate's MythLizzlepants 🐒 @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 26/09/2026if I can’t bring my favorite cat to the job interview I’m not goin 223361
Reposted by Nate's MythTara @taradanger.bsky.social · 26/09/2026The iced coffee is a red flag that you enjoy life and aren't fully committed to being the wage slave they're looking for. 681196120
Reposted by Nate's Mythsweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026i’m sorry a chorus of angels sing every time i post i’ve asked them to pls stop but they say they’re under strict orders 713743
Reposted by Nate's Mythandy vs. @im-all-id.me · 24/09/2026The people demand a Samsung dryer that plays a melancholy tune 2436681
Reposted by Nate's Mythandy vs. @im-all-id.me · 25/09/2026Very rich of this company to think I even remember the job they're rejecting me for 1146880
Reposted by Nate's Mythandy vs. @im-all-id.me · 26/09/2026It's really comin down out there (civilization) 252293442