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Nate's Myth

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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 8h
okay I'm sorry to literally beg for this, I've done part time jobs and you all have been amazing sponsoring for me doing work around the community But I go 1400 a month rent is due at the end of the month and I'm freaking out, they can delay it until the 8th but I think I honestly can't pay it
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 12h
it's called a rabbit maybe you've hared of it
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Evie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 12h
Answering text and emails from here on out using only wingdings to seem more mysterious
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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 30/09/2026
a blinker to show you’re changing moods
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Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 10h
Eyes of the (Biblically Accurate) Tiger
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One Dog’s Opinion 🐾 @onedogsopinion.bsky.social · 10h
you guys aren’t going to believe this, but those two wolves inside me? well, start knitting those booties, bc apparently, we’re expecting 4-6 wolf pups mid November
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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 29/09/2026
i relaxed my shoulders and a quarter fell out of my ear
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Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 11h
shocked/not-shocked at the Cornell r*pists being upset that people are sharing their info without consent
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
it’s ok to be completely obsessed with your pets actually it’s more than ok it’s what’s right and good
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 16h
*watching a mattress commercial where the couple wakes up refreshed and happy* more ai slop
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angerbunny (baobhan-sìth) @angerbunny.bsky.social · 21h
Me, looking over the ingredients to this spicy sandwich, “Truly I tell you, one of you will betray me.”
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Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"We have the receipts"
Senator Kennedy holding up a sign behind Senator Schmitt that showed the text exchange about Jack Smith at a basketball game and had a photo of Fanny Willis and Nathan Wade but it's been photoshopped to a picture of a cat and the text reads: MY CAT'S BREATH SMELLS LIKE CAT FOOD"
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 23h
BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome
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☢️ Captain Antagonist ☢️ @captantagonist.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
There ain't no party like a quantum mechanics party because a                   party blinks in and    of existence
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A-Moo’s Bouche @asclepiasrosa.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
looking for investors to help launch an app that rates men for dating quality, I’m calling it Macebook
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Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 29/09/2026
I bet time-travelers sometimes forget they're in a time where there's no time-travelling yet and absent-mindedly say things in public like "remind me to do that last year" and then have to laugh it off like they made a mistake
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kenofseattle @kenofseattle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Chehalis tribe of Washington State just south of Olympia have retaken possession of land along the I-5 corridor. This is how they repurposed the billboard facing the freeway.
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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My brand of cPTSD comes with knowing what mood the server is in by the way that they place down the silverware
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Uncle Jeff 🌈 @picklerudd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Live by the (shoulder) blade Die by the (shoulder) blade *clavicular homicide
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Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 29/09/2026
can't keep a $1.50 price point if you waste stuff
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Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 29/09/2026
i put the 'me' in comedy
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Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 29/09/2026
"you ARE the key, but must spend your life finding the lock. Try the egg rolls"
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Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 29/09/2026
an app that tells you what all the keys in your junk drawer are for
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Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 28/09/2026
need a verse about coconut chutney
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Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 28/09/2026
🎶well I'm not dumb but I can't understand why it look like burrito but tastes Indian oh my dosa D O S A, dosa
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Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 28/09/2026
that's partly because it's the only way incumbents will let them share or wield power, if they pull in the same evil direction. we need women to share power, yes, but even more so we need both men and women (and enbys) who embody the feminine in governance; not dominance, but considering the whole
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Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 28/09/2026
legumes are a little out of my usual area, I make jokes about bread (i'm more of an avant carb artist)
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Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 28/09/2026
that only makes it funnier
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Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 28/09/2026
I remember the truck from when I worked at 15th and SG in 2014/2015 and later
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Boo B 👻🐝 @vtbee80.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
just finished up my meal prep for the week (ordered a pizza and divided it into ziplock bags)
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Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 27/09/2026
I don't need context to be fully on board
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Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 27/09/2026
if she thinks this is creating a lost generation boy do I have bad news for her about what happened to people like us before
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🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊 @professorkiosk.wtf · 27/09/2026
pecancrete pie
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Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 27/09/2026
to be fair, Ben had bitches
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TwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Interviewer: what’s your greatest weakness Me: (straw slurping) probably iced coffee
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Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 26/09/2026
the cover of my new romance novel, "overcome by meats"
A pannekoken with sausage, ham, bacon and eggs and potatoes
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Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 26/09/2026
when you're on a strict budget you're in the spenditentary
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Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 26/09/2026
couples Halloween costume ideas: zombie Kenny Rogers and Dolly Parton, go around singing "Islands in the Scream"
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Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 26/09/2026
the number of hours I logged in those two games is embarrassing tbh
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Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 26/09/2026
if Ed Sheeran joined the marvel universe he could be Compli-Antman
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
soon the time shall be upon us for me to transform into a human shaped gravy boat
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Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 26/09/2026
interviewer: and why did you leave this position? mckv: the government won't let me talk about it
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Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 26/09/2026
I've been on plenty of interview lunches, I order the messiest thing, it's a great filter. If you can't handle me at my eating ribs, you don't deserve me at my super conscientious avoiding icebergs for your organization
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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Apparently it's not appropriate to laugh and shout THAT KID GOT BEACH SLAPPED when you see a child get knocked over by a wave
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Lizzlepants 🐒 @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
if I can’t bring my favorite cat to the job interview I’m not goin
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Tara @taradanger.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The iced coffee is a red flag that you enjoy life and aren't fully committed to being the wage slave they're looking for.
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i’m sorry a chorus of angels sing every time i post i’ve asked them to pls stop but they say they’re under strict orders
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 24/09/2026
The people demand a Samsung dryer that plays a melancholy tune
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 25/09/2026
Very rich of this company to think I even remember the job they're rejecting me for
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 26/09/2026
It's really comin down out there (civilization)
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