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Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 26/09/2026

the cover of my new romance novel, "overcome by meats"

A pannekoken with sausage, ham, bacon and eggs and potatoes

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Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 25/09/2026

she snoozin but looked up bc she has a sixth sense for being perceived

A black and brown shepherd mix doggo lying at the foot of my bed next to my feeps, she is sleepingish

same doggo but is looking up at me over her shoulder suspiciously

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Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 25/09/2026

please keep Kidwelly in your thoughts. there's nothing wrong with her, she's doing amazing. you'd just be better off thinking about her than the ongoing collapse of civilization

A handsome black and brown shepherd mix on a rocky beach with a sunset behind her.. she has amazing posture

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Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 23/09/2026

both of these happened to me this morning so I had to make this

smol kitten "hehe / not hehe" meme, top left panel kitten smiles at whatever is top right and caption says 'hehe'. Bottom left, kitten frowns at bottom right panel and caption says "not hehe". Top right panel is a screenshot from an authenticator two factor app where the magic number to enter is 69. In the bottom right is the same but the number is 68.

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Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 20/09/2026

Wu-Tang's early drafts were weak, glad they kept refining this one

screenshot of an 'influencer' post on insta with swipe bait: "Cheat sheet for which fruit ruins the fruit next to it: 1. apples ripen everything around them" I am pretending this is a reference to the Wu-Tang classic, 'C.R.E.A.M. (Cash Rules Everything Around Me)'

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Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 18/09/2026

whenever I think about the limitations on free will, I'm immediately reminded how every year I go thoughtfully look at 30+ pairs of frames at the optometrist and then select virtually the same pair as I just had, without realizing it

Me holding four pairs of glasses in my hand, all the frames are virtually the same

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Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 10/09/2026

haven't seen anyone do this but here it goes

"corporate needs you to find the differences between this picture and this picture" / "they're the same picture" meme from The Office, but the two images are 1) elizabeth holmes in the trailer to the documentary by nathan fielder in which her eyes are plastered open, 2) the main character from a clockwork orange (1971) with his eyes forced to remain open during behavior modification

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Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 08/09/2026

new movie this Halloween: Jason vs Freddy vs Elizabeth

still from the upcoming nathan fielder documentary on elizabeth holmes, her eyelids are plastered open in a creepy forced fear expression

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Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 06/09/2026

Welly just thought you should know this:

A golden sunset over a horizon of trees and distant mountains, over a slowly receding body of water

A black and brown shepherd mix chasing a tennis ball in the water with a blue sky above

A black and brown shepherd mix lies exhausted among the carnage of a stuffed toy she has just disemboweled

A black and brown shepherd mix lying on the floor with her face smooshed into a sliding glass door

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Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 05/09/2026

"have you asked chatgpt ?' no mf, I conferred with Zoltar

Zoltar, the arcade fortune teller featured in Big (198x, Tom Hanks, Robert Loggia)

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Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 28/08/2026

Yeah like "hey I wonder what would happen if you chilled the fuck out for 5 seconds" Also, what in the name of eye exam musk is this shit:

photo of my eye exam, top line is

T U S L A

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Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 26/08/2026

she is super serious when she's not snuggling her dinosaur

a super serious black and brown shepherd mix snuggling a stuffed dinosaur on the couch

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Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 26/08/2026

if anyone lost your half-eaten apple, it's in my driveway where you left it for some reason

a half-eaten apple on my driveway for no goddamn reason

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Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 24/08/2026

POV: 4:38 am and your favorite band (The Coyotes) is playing a concert

a black and brown shepherd mix in the beam of a flashlight, everything around is dark. she is just sitting there listening to a pack of coyotes in the distance

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Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 14/08/2026

the condenser tray was full, but the water line was also leaking. the compressor has a hot side and cold side, and they come very close to one another, and to the water line. There (was) a piece of plastic-based insulation at their closest point, but it'd basically become melty goo

a picture of the hot + cold sides of the compressor and the water line for the ice maker, all covered in wine corks

another picture of the hot + cold sides of the compressor and the water line for the ice maker, all covered in wine corks

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Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 14/08/2026

happy friday, I hope you woke up to a drier kitchen floor than I did

a picture of my wet and dusty kitchen floor

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Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 11/08/2026

this is what i think of your new meme words

a meme photo of the Iron Sheik, an Arab-themed pro wrestler, holding his finger in the air with the caption: "KINDA SHEIK TO SMILE WHEN YOU REMEMBER - NO MORE HULK HOGAN"

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Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 08/08/2026

$1 for Paul Simon? $5 rotary cheese grater? Yes plz

Pic of my thrift store finds: a stack of records including Paul Simon's "Still Crazy After All These Years" for one Canadian dollar

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Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 08/08/2026

when I get to go first at Jenga

A building, about 30 floors (I'm not counting them) with a huge double height conference room half way up, tall glass windows and it is OFFSET from the main building a few feet

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Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 06/08/2026

I don't have anything funny to say so here's a dog chasing a ball

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Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 05/08/2026

This was closer to 2 when I took it off but it's rested a bit

A NY strip steak sliced and still mostly pink

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Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 04/08/2026

Tim: what should we name our company Ken: how about KENTIM Tim: wait no I have a better idea

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Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 03/08/2026

when you say "sit" but she's only half listening

A black and brown shepherd mix with her rear feet and hips lying on the couch while her front legs stand on the floor

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Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 24/07/2026

that's next door I think..or it's a leftover office of Epstein etc

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Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 24/07/2026

when you say you got a smartwatch and I ask "oh which kind?" these are the options in my head

A Casio Databank watch from the 80s. It has a numeric keypad under a liquid quartz display. It held 50-150 data entries (phone numbers etc)

The Timex Ironman in classic orange and grey colors

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Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 18/07/2026

wait til you see the latte art at this place

two signs outside some stores, one says ADULT STORE and the next says COFFEE and they are close enough together that it seems like they might be the same store

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Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 17/07/2026

Odyssey this, Odyssey that. You odyssey if you can sit still and pay attention for 3 hours before you buy tickets.

Screenshot of a Google result for the Odyssey, 2026, action/fantasy 2 hours 53 minutes

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Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 14/07/2026

postin bout chilly dogs outside the tasty freeeeze gonna post pics of my dog in reply to hammancheez

a black and brown shepherd-mix doggo lying across my couch, she is very long

same black and brown shepherd-mix doggo lying across my couch but a view of her sleepy face and paw

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Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 14/07/2026

Mamdani lowering speed limits? you mean he's a Mayor Traffic Controller?

screenshot of a Gothamist headline from earlier this year, "NYC to lower speed limit to 15 mph in hundreds of school zones this year, Mamdani said"

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Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 13/07/2026

i almost have it ready but the line seems to have some times where it goes down and we know that's wrong, working on it

A stock image of a line chart moving generally up from left to right

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Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 13/07/2026

Maslow's hierarchy of cheeeps

a picture of a triangle shaped tortilla chip divided into thirds like Maslow's hierarchy of needs, bottom rung is tortilla chips and margaritas, second is salsa, top level is guac 🥑

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Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 12/07/2026

Lindsey Graham dies at 71 after brief and sudden contraputinitis, narrowly avoids complications due to defenestration

Screenshot of notification from Ground News app saying Sen. Lindsay Graham dies at 71 after 'brief and sudden illness'

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Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 10/07/2026

This is for @clify.bsky.social only, everyone else please ignore

the "they hated jesus because he told them the truth" meme but I made jesus say "just post your balls publicly" and the pharisee respond "Nate, Wow". This is for Clify only, everyone else please ignore

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Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 07/07/2026

me waiting patiently to tell the flight attendant which little snack I want

Kermit the frog sitting at a desk with papers in front of him, fingers interleaved, with a calm demeanor

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Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 05/07/2026

the only pausa de hidratación I recognize

screenshot of Super Mario Brothers world 2-2, a water level. Mario is swimming beneath a cheep cheep (fish)

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Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 04/07/2026

who called them draft folders instead of

product sign at DiBruno Bros in Philadelphia : "CHEESE STORAGE BAGS"

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Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 01/07/2026

my hotel breakfast is apparently French af

A basket of baguettes with a partially sliced baguette in foreground, butter on a rack in the bg

A dessert croissant, iced and topped with a blueberry and smol flower

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Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 30/06/2026

like a particular kind of butterfly?

an eastern swallowtail butterfly sunning his wings on my old apartment window sill

the same butterfly but also w 3 frames of him as a pupa. He's fat as hell and loving life, about to go through a metamorphosis, much like our reality

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Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 30/06/2026

if I send you this it means I'm only showing up to work every 4th day and I'm gonna demand way more credit than I deserve

screenshot of Ronaldo (Portuguese football player, very vain) with a very average game rating.

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Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 30/06/2026

see, if it was me doing promo for them, I'd have gone with "All's Well That Enswell"

a store sign on the sidewalk:

ENSWELL

coffee
Cocktails
Bottle shop
Fine food

Open all The time

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Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 29/06/2026

really love the idea of doing pens before extra time. everyone gets a little time to recover, and then plays to win instead of not to lose

Photo of a bar TV at the end of regular time in the Germany vs Paraguay world cup knockout match, they are tied 1-1

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Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 29/06/2026

Without downloading new pics, describe your gender with one image

a small rodent of some kind (mouse? Gerbil?) lies in a plate of strawberries, blueberries, cherries, his fur stained purple from gorging himself. His greed sickens me.

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Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 25/06/2026

how I feel when the Uber driver asks which terminal and I say "international", even though I'm going to the same country I was in yesterday, 20 miles away

Pitbull "Mr Worldwide" meme. A bald musician in a suit and sunglasses holds a globe in his hands with "Mr Worldwide" superimposed

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