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Count Mysterioso

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Joe Scaramangaaaarrrggghhh!!! @joescaramanga.co.uk · 7h
Lovely factoid on Archer's wiki page.
During his imprisonment, Archer was visited by a number of high-profile friends, including actor Donald Sinden [79] and entertainer Barry Humphries. [80]
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Zander Furnas @alexanderfurnas.com · 10h
i study political elites, and this comes up all the time with us too tbh
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 7h
In the 70s Sister Sledge used to drive around in British cars. Their favourites were the Austin Music and Cortina Trap.
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Mutable Joe @mutablejoe.bsky.social · 11h
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WHAT A FUCKING RECORD @whatafuckingrecord.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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David Quantick @quantick.bsky.social · 19h
JUST LEARNED THAT ARTHUR IN THE CARS THAT ATE PARIS IS NAPOLEON IN BILL AND TED'S EXCELLENT ADVENTURE. Terry Camilleri!
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
bobcat in a box
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Count Mysterioso @mysteriosox.bsky.social · 22h
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Owain Sutton @owainsutton.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
400 online attendees left immediately after that vote. Twice the majority by which it passed. Entryism at its finest.
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Sunder Katwala (sundersays) @sundersays.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Rabbi Charley Baginsky and Rabbi Josh Levy of the Movement for Progressive Judaism have released this statement, arguing that by adopting this motion, "the Green Party has made antisemitism party policy and become a racist party" progressivejudaism.org.uk/statement-co...
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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Also, as the liner notes in the Tales of the Brothers Gibb box-set say: the Gibbs did a deal with the devil where they would be supernaturally brilliant songwriters, in exchange for nobody ever thinking they were cool, or taking them seriously. So when you fall from fashion, you really fall.
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Uncle Space Ghost @unclespaceghost.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
God giving us his toughest battles and it's having to agree with fucking Jacob Rees-Mogg on something
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Nick Cohen @nickcohen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"Any Green member who participated in Jewish communal life could be denounced as a racist – as indeed could members of Polanski’s family. Needless to add, the Greens have no plans to denounce Muslims who attend mosques controlled by reactionary imams, or Christians who attend homophobic churches"
nickcohen.substack.com
Zack Polanski and the shadow of antisemitism
The Jew will get the blame
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Jake Broe @realjakebroe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This was a two act play by the Russians. It’s both a tragedy and a comedy.
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Graeme Swanson @swansonian.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
AI fans now at the "he's thrown a kettle over a pub" stage of arguing for sentience.
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Angry People in Local Newspapers @apiln.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
We don’t do the Daily Mail, but as a public service, here is someone with far too much money being attacked by an owl.
Princess Beatrice's friend Alice Naylor-Leyland is attacked by rogue owl during chaotic photoshoot.
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Every friend group has that one friend who was dissected in 1854 and is now a brain in a jar of formaldehyde, screaming soundlessly from deep within a museum's basement a continent away.
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 23/09/2026
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Christopher Miller @christopherjm.ft.com · 02/10/2026
NEW: Yesterday I interviewed President Zelenskyy. Speaking at a school that had just been hit by a Russian jet drone, he said Ukrainian spy agencies had obtained intel that Putin told his military to remove all constraints that governed earlier air campaigns. “He said there are no rules now.”
ft.com
Putin has told military leaders to abandon rules of war, Zelenskyy says
Ukrainian leader tells FT his Russian counterpart has given the order that ‘there are no rules now’
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World Bollard Association™️ @worldbollardassoc.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Probably the greatest parallel parking you’ll ever see. #WorldBollardAssociation
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Mi Julie ✌🏽 @dairycontrary.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Dune 3 - is it supposed to look like that?
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Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Someone at work once asked me what my guilty pleasure was and I immediately shot back “pleasure never makes me feel guilty.” I’ve seldom felt cooler than I did in that moment. Literally one minute later I tripped on an extension cord and hit my head on a whiteboard in front of the entire office
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 28/09/2026
claude just went rogue and liked a bunch of my wife's best friend's vacation selfies from 2018
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Robert Shrimsley @robertshrimsley.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If Reform did something like this with mosques we might think they were a bit racist. www.thetimes.com/uk/politics/...
thetimes.com
Jewish Greens face sanctions for belonging to ‘Zionist’ synagogues
The Green Party rejected an amendment to protect Jewish members attending self-declared ‘Zionist’ organisations from reports of racism
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Ricardo Autobahn @ricardoautobahn.co.uk · 30/09/2026
"In 2019, Faulty Towers The Dining Experience welcomed its one millionth guest" and yet I've never met anybody publicly willing to admit going
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Neil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra @fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
#ThingsIJustSawOnline
Graffiti on a wall, which reads:

‘Lorraine Kelly is barred from Wernerspoons for pinching Cutlery’
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zellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Thankfully my mother drilled this into me. Any man that ever put’s his unwanted hands on me risks a broken arm.
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Neil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra @fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Chris Morris, reading tomorrow’s newspaper headlines'Avengers: Doomsday' Star Alan Cumming Says 'I Don't Fully Understand the Plot' and Only Acted With Florence Pugh's Stunt
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Abigail Nussbaum @abigailnussbaum.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If the pilot hadn't risked his life to subdue the co-pilot. If the passengers hadn't been able to breach and take control of the cockpit. If there hadn't been a *second pilot team* on the plane. If the damage to the plane's tail was more substantial. This is Miracle on the Hudson levels of luck.
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Abigail Nussbaum @abigailnussbaum.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm not sure it has sunk in for people just how close we came to a hundred-plus Israelis crashing into the Jordanian desert in a giant fireball. Which, aside from being horrible in itself, would most likely have meant a very bad time for a lot of other people in the Middle East.
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General Boles @generalboles.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"could you make the argument that Haaland wouldn't have joined #ManCity if they hadn't had all that illegitimate success" "you could" "so that would make him" "please don't" "a....." "I'm begging you" "SHAM CITY NINE" "oh jesus" *runs round garden whirling top around head*
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Michael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Most TV is just this now.
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REwadent Evil @ewacat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
this has got worse and worse the more information has come out, i was imagining a spat between professionals but it is sounding FAR FAR more like a really fortunate event that the plane even managed to land www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cw...
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Israel-bound flight lands in Saudi Arabia after 'fight' between pilots
An Israeli passenger on board tells journalists the crew asked for help, and that passengers helped tackle one of the pilots and tie him down.
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gravewalker @grovewalker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
photo of werner herzog with a speech bubble added so that it looks like he is saying the quoted post
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Twlldun @twlldun.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I like the way everyone is focusing on the fact that Bruce Wayne literally does all this stuff and ignoring the bit where this would be an incredibly tedious comic book
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Alex Morris @asjmorris.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Now seems as good a time as any to post the plasticine Frank Muir that I built for the ‘Amateur Frank Muir Modeller’ Viz ad back in 2006.
A plasticine model of Frank Muir.
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🎃Simon Threadgold🎃 @sthreadgold.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I prefer the original French version of Black Books.
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Minor league b3tan bloke @rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
What’s sauce for the goose etc. The ad slogan for Shredded Wheat in the 1980s was ‘bet you can’t eat 3’ which was pretty audacious, you didn’t have ads for Kronenbourg saying ‘Bet you can’t drink 10’.
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Lance Parkin @lanceparkin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
New word: CLICKWALL. (n) The opposite of clickbait. A headline so unappealing, promising so little reward even by the standards of these things, that it is physically impossible to tap the link to the article.
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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 28/09/2026
genuinely can’t remember for the first so Americans, without searching, what do you think these two things are
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Andy Lewis @andylewis.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Every time someone links to this film, I have to repost it. It's one of the most significant bits of British 20th century art. Everything about it is incredible. Groundbreaking music production by Daphne Oram. Amazing camera work by Wolfgang Suschitzky (who later filmed Get Carter).-
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Beau @drbeaubeaumont.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sincere congratulations to Tim from East Sussex, who has successfully won TripAdvisor in just three words with his recent (and it has to be said, extremely balanced) review of the Rhodes Faliraki Water Park. A genuine masterpiece of brevity. Well done Tim. I do hope your face is on the mend.
A TripAdvisor review of the Rhodes Falkirk Water Park. It shows a close up of a man’s face, with a bandage covering an area just above his eye.The full TripAdvisor review of the Rhodes Falkirk Water Park. It shows a close up of a man’s face, with a bandage covering an area just above his eye. Tim has awarded the work 1/5, adding the comment “Unsafe but friendly.”
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
cuth pube
A sign that attempts to spell out "the Cube pub" by shifting the B in Cube down with the PU right before it and TH before the E.
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Tom Reagan’s Witch’s Hat @rufustsuperfly.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
‘Is it safe?’
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Jonny Morris @jonnymorris.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
George also found himself in money shtuck due to someone nicking all the cash from HandMade Films. Why did this sort of thing keep happening to George? youtu.be/S8ifa3wqqDE?...
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George Harrison & Michael Palin Scene from "The Rutles" (1978)
YouTube video by Ryan McNeill
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Count Mysterioso @mysteriosox.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Incidentally, I made the mistake of trying to watch one of John Hannah's Rebus mysteries after Touch of Cloth and, well, let's just say that I found the harrowing subject matter difficult to take seriously
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Count Mysterioso @mysteriosox.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
All I can think of is...
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Enough Of That Now @andygilder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"I only called my horse Third Reich because his grandfather was called Reich", claims owner
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Jonny Morris @jonnymorris.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
🎵 Yma maen nhw'n dod y dynion tân Pugh,Pugh,Barney McGrew, Cuthbert,Dibble a Grubb. 🎵
Terry on the pops.
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