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@zellishrows.bsky.social
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Here for the laughs not the misery. Bit of a twat. Blueskying since 2023. Talking shit since 1974.

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B McFadden @bmcfadden.bsky.social · 7h
Another month gone, another new music thingy tomorrow This month was conceived, around a lunch table, by a group of twitterers I post about 7am (UK), post yours below mine, if you would like to join in and try not to duplicate
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zellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 6h
September 30 October 1st
2000s Jennifer Aniston looking fab. Waxwork that’s supposed to look like Jen, but in reality looks like Carol, your next door neighbour.
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zellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 6h
I feel seen. Four centuries ago, as it turns out.
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zellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 6h
Not a tv series because I’ve yet to see a good one, but Maigret, any day of the week.
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Al @alelliott88.bsky.social · 6h
Some very old photos from the lakes I seen in the family photo collection
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zellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 10h
This has been fun. I gave myself the added danger of only allowing songs already in my phone’s library. There were some tough days, but I got there. 😂
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zellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 10h
I hate when my car insists on telling me I don’t have my headlights on. It’s either broad daylight so I don’t need them, or it’s night and I’d be fucking blind without them, so I’d definitely notice.
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zellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 10h
Thankfully my mother drilled this into me. Any man that ever put’s his unwanted hands on me risks a broken arm.
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zellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 10h
Can you imagine if there were men’s products proudly announcing ‘bacterial penisitis’ in large font on the front? I hate the word ‘vagina’. We need a nicer word…… I realise I’m walking into this one.
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zellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 21h
Sick of these accounts. Sort it out @support.bsky.team Blocking and reporting doesn’t solve the issue.
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zellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You bunch of bastards. I go out for a few hours and when I get back I’m forced to google, ‘fairford dogging’. We’re not done talking about this!
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Principal's Office! Fear Street Prom Queen Scene
Alt: Principal's Office! Fear Street Prom Queen Scene
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Captain Iran.
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Grumpy-ish Brian🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺🇮🇪 @brian770.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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zellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Right, off to take me old mum to bingo down the social club.
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When You're In Trouble: I Needed Your Prayers!
Alt: When You're In Trouble: I Needed Your Prayers!
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zellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Reader, I married him.
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Chris Orton @chriso1.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
What’s your sign?
Box with sticker on side reading ‘Do not open with shart instrument. Thank you’.
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B McFadden @bmcfadden.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Day 28 - song about being cruel
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Cruel Kids
YouTube video by Honeyblood - Topic
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B McFadden @bmcfadden.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Day 26 - song about feeling
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Feel (Don’t Let The Devil Take Another Day Version)
YouTube video by Kelly Jones - Topic
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zellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Highly recommend.
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zellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Oh, I forgot. Skip a track on the stereo? Don’t be silly. You can only do that if you risk death. And the worst part? You have to download a fucking app to access its features.
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zellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Mercedes are shit. No parking sensors, transmission where the windscreen wipers should be, seats that give you piles, and can’t go over a speed bump without scraping the car.
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Chris Webb @chrisporkerwebb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The Laughing Cow. Laughing, mouth open, beautiful teeth on show.Ewan McGregor. Laughing, mouth open, beautiful teeth on show.
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Viz Comic @vizcomic.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
subscriptions >>> shop.viz.co.uk/viz358bs
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Teddy Ruxpin's Stunt Double @ruxpinsdouble.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I can add 'my son's electric toothbrush that was charging on my bedside table suddenly turning on at 1:30am' as an event that nearly made my soul leave my body
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B McFadden @bmcfadden.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Day 23 - song about the beach Great British Beach Clean Up Fortnight
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Wolf Alice - The Beach (Official Video)
YouTube video by WolfAliceVEVO
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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
this is fantastic and I learned something new
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zellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
One of the best accounts on here. If you don’t already follow it, you should.
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zellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
What’s your favourite gif?
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Baby's Mischievous Wink
Alt: Very young baby doing ninja moves.
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B McFadden @bmcfadden.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Day 22 - song about Hell
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Black Stone Cherry - Hell and High Water [OFFICIAL VIDEO]
YouTube video by Black Stone Cherry
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zellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The hidden whippet.* *incidentally a great pub name.
Whippet in a basket, completely obscured by the blanket she insisted I put over her entire being.
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zellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
At 5’ 3’’ I’m going with ‘me’.
What is the smallest species of tit in the UK?
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zellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Looking for charms on Vinted and found some that look like a serial killer’s trophies.
Tiny silver charms being held by suspicious black rubber gloves.
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zellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Sam Campbell
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zellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Greggs is shit.
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zellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Bluesky / Twitter
General Martok, badass Klingon. Original series Klingon in brown clown make up.
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Eamonn-Forde @eamonn-forde.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Oh, Viz.
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B McFadden @bmcfadden.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Another month gone, another music thingy starts tomorrow Post about 7am (UK) - post below mine, if you would like to join in and try not to duplicate
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zellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I think your oven is broken.
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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 17/08/2023
they’re called hooves, dummy🙄
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zellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
What scene makes you emotional no matter how many times you've seen it?
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Watership Down: Hazel's Final Moments
Alt: Watership Down: Hazel's Final Moments
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zellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I just spilled the diffuser when I was refilling it. EVERYTHING smells now.
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Philip Blake Reacts to Unpleasant Smell
Alt: Philip Blake Reacts to Unpleasant Smell
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zellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
That Tom Cruise grandad pic, except I added a porn moustache and medallion.
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zellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
It’s the waiter that interrupts your conversation to ask if everything is ok with your food. I’m an adult, I’m perfectly capable of getting your attention to tell you if it isn’t.
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B McFadden @bmcfadden.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Day 11 - song by a band/artist beginning with F
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Fall Out Boy - Sugar, We're Goin Down (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by FallOutBoyVEVO
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B McFadden @bmcfadden.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Day 10 - song written by Price, Porter, Parker, Pearce
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Gregory Porter - Liquid Spirit (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by GregoryPorterVEVO
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zellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Yeah, Happy Birthday @safers.bsky.social you old git. Keep up the chair exercises and you’ll be fine.
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zellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I just took my 80yo mum to bingo at the local working club. These pensioners take this shit seriously. I kept thinking I was going to shout incorrectly and then they’d all put me in front of a firing squad.
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Nervous Man Sweating in Headphones
Alt: Nervous Man Sweating in Headphones
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zellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Current ADHD idea: I reckon I can learn to tattoo myself.
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zellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I’m calling bullshit. He’s not even wearing a beret.
Picture of a balding white man called Norman Conquest.
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