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General Boles

@generalboles.bsky.social
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Former MP, former Supreme Allied Commander #WarOnTheCountryside, above average satirical photoshopper, author - Beyond Brexit: A new deal for Britain, Ukraine and Europe. (possibly a parody - who can even say)

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Miguel Delaney @migueldelaney.bsky.social · 8h
The most hard-hitting language, which surely means Manchester City must face the hardest-hitting sanctions Expulsion, and the independent football regulator looking at a forced sale Given the stridency, can normal football business even go on? www.independent.co.uk/sport/footba...
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Man City’s staggering rule-breaking has left the Premier League with only one option
Found guilty on all but one of more than 100 charges, the club’s behaviour casts doubt over an entire era of football. How, Miguel Delaney asks, can they be allowed to remain in the top flight?
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Nigella Lawson @nigella.bsky.social · 8h
Thank YOU. I believe profoundly that the only correct response to pleasure is gratitude rather than guilt
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RG @geezypeas.bsky.social · 9h
We’re gonna rock down to The inland revenue They’re winding up Man City
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General Boles @generalboles.bsky.social · 8h
Bari Weiss is Morocco's new PM?
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LondonLee @londonlee.bsky.social · 8h
From the WhatsApp chat with the lads
Man City Oasis parody Definitely Guilty
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Dinah Rose KC @dinahrose.bsky.social · 9h
The state of it
Dazed cat who has stuffed his face with fish and can barely move. Tiny front legs like a T Rex.
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Premier League News @plnews.bsky.social · 10h
Ferran Soriano sent a video to Manchester City staff, stressing they’ll explore all legal avenues to win the case. On sponsorship, he says Man City provided irrefutable evidence—bank statements, transfers & witnesses—showing funds didn't come from the owner. (Sam Lee)
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Legal C @legalclaret.bsky.social · 10h
The authorities, including perhaps the Serious Fraud Office, might want to consider: Fraud by false representation, under the Fraud Act 2006. False Accounting, under section 17 of the Theft Act 1968. Various offences under the Companies Act. Various offences under the Bribery Act.
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Legal C @legalclaret.bsky.social · 10h
Findings have been made, City are appealing and nothing is certain at this stage. Consequently, any comment on criminal liability is pure speculation. But if hypothetically a football club were to have been found guilty of providing inaccurate financial information and payments to players…
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Chauman @chaudman.bsky.social · 10h
The lad from Blue Moon podcast currently on Sky is restoring my faith a bit. Rightly very angry at the owners. Seems a decent sort.
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Rob Jacques @knutcrosswords.bsky.social · 10h
Wirral in it together
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Nick Cohen @nickcohen.bsky.social · 10h
“American power will never recover from Trump. We’re looking at a superpower suicide.” Reposting my interview with Anne Applebaum. This time with an edited transcript!
nickcohen.substack.com
Anne Applebaum on Trump’s Empire of Grift
Podcast with transcript
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Anu @nofirstorder.bsky.social · 10h
Jesse gave him a single, simple line to read and RFK improvised a full confession while tossing his wife in front of the wheels.
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Tariq Panja @tariqpanja.bsky.social · 10h
We have been working on these stories for a decade now and the Independent Commission has now ruled. Even if some technicality appears, several different bodies have now discovered rampant cheating underpinned the emergence and success of the team that redefined English football. Seismic.
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Paul Chandler @paulchandler.bsky.social · 10h
Me looking at their side a few weeks ago and marvelling at how they had refreshed the side with a very young average age has now taken on a new complexion.
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Martin Calladine @uglygame.bsky.social · 12h
"The purpose of these schemes was found to have been to artificially inflate the club’s revenues, and reduce its costs, by more than £900 million." That is an absolutely massive sporting fraud. www.premierleague.com/en/news/4727...
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Premier League Statement: Manchester City FC
An independent Commission has found Manchester City FC guilty of all charges related to serious breaches of the Premier League’s financial rules over a nine-season period, and the majority of charges in relation to its failure to co-operate with the League’s investigation.
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Scott Wortley @scottwortley.bsky.social · 11h
10/10. No notes.
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Oliver Kay @oliverkay.bsky.social · 11h
Sham contracts", "artificially inflate", "misstated accounts", "concealed", "clearly intended to circumvent (...) rules", "multiple breaches of duties of cooperation & (...) good faith”. The commission's verdict against Manchester City could not be more damning #MCFC www.nytimes.com/athletic/764...
nytimes.com
Manchester City guilty of ‘sham payments’ and £900m of financial misstatements, independent commission finds (Gift Article)
City said the club are "innocent of the accusations" in a statement released shortly after the Premier League's announcement.
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davidjohngreen.bsky.social @davidjohngreen.bsky.social · 11h
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John Rentoul @rentouljohn.bsky.social · 11h
The View from Westminster newsletter comes from @Athena_Stavrou tonight. Free sign-up here independent.co.uk/news/uk/poli...
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Scott Wortley @scottwortley.bsky.social · 11h
HArry's dog probably had a bet on them
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Matthew Coates @coatesmatthew.bsky.social · 11h
People keep conflating it with strip their titles AND then award them to whoever finished second and then arguing against that instead. But there is nothing saying that you have to then reaward them afterwards. Just remove them and have no winner those seasons
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Chauman @chaudman.bsky.social · 11h
Tbf I only followed to watch and share your excitement at city being found guilty of cheating. I've been playing a long game.
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The Empty City @davidallengreen.bsky.social · 11h
one person to follow for explaining football financial shenanigans is @cweatherspoon.bsky.social
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Chris Weatherspoon @cweatherspoon.bsky.social · 12h
Man City's £854.5m revenue overstatement between 2009-10 and 2017-18 was more than the total revenues in that time of all but eight English clubs (the other 'Big Six' teams, Everton, West Ham and Newcastle) £854.5m in misstated revenue was 30% of #MCFC total revenue in period
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Enough Of That Now @andygilder.bsky.social · 11h
Fans of other big clubs today
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John Oliver's 'We Got Him' Button Moment
ALT: John Oliver's 'We Got Him' Button Moment
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General Boles @generalboles.bsky.social · 11h
yes but 'onest 'Arry Redknapp says they shouldn't be stripped of those titles so what can you do?
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Chris Weatherspoon @cweatherspoon.bsky.social · 11h
In three seasons Manchester City won the Premier League, 2011-12, 2013-14 and 2017-18, they recorded £360million in commercial income from Abu Dhabi-based sponsors The independent commission found that just £43m of that was actually paid to City by those sponsors
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John Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 11h
Just because you get a picture of something emerging from the water isn't going to convince me it exists.
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Heather Stewart @guardianheather.bsky.social · 11h
David Willetts, president of the Resolution Foundation and former Conservative universities minister: “the PM deserves credit for announcing what many politicians have been saying in private for some time – that the triple lock is unsustainable and needs to go.”
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The Empty City @davidallengreen.bsky.social · 11h
The word “sham” is used eight times.
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Peter Thal Larsen @petertl.bsky.social · 12h
All the talk is about Man City circumventing football's financial fair play rules but this description suggests another word beginning with F. www.premierleague.com/en/news/4727...
The purpose of these schemes was found to have been to artificially inflate the club’s revenues, and reduce its costs, by more than £900 million during the affected period, to appear to comply with financial rules. The consequence of this, as the Commission found, was that the club filed misstated accounts and concealed the true state of its finances from its auditors and football regulators. The Commission concluded that ‘by its conduct the club clearly intended to circumvent the PL Rules‘.
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Thomas I-G @thomasig.bsky.social · 12h
Oh, they are so fucked.
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The Empty City @davidallengreen.bsky.social · 12h
Here we go. Premier League ruling on Man City (redacted): resources.premierleague.pulselive.com/premierleagu... Premier League statement: www.premierleague.com/en/news/4727...
premierleague.com
Premier League Statement: Manchester City FC
An independent Commission has found Manchester City FC guilty of all charges related to serious breaches of the Premier League’s financial rules over a nine-season period, and the majority of charges in relation to its failure to co-operate with the League’s investigation.
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James Dart @jamesdart.bsky.social · 12h
Premier League says the independent commission found Manchester City used schemes 'to artificially inflate the club’s revenues, and reduce its costs, by more than £900m' during a nine-season period
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Manchester City found guilty on all Premier League charges over rule breaches
Manchester City have been found guilty of all charges related to serious breaches of the Premier League’s financial rules over a nine-season period
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Miguel Delaney @migueldelaney.bsky.social · 12h
City have until 2 October to appeal One conclusion from the decision reads: "that certain of those factual witnesses had given evidence at the hearing that they knew to be untrue and so had been dishonest."
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The Times and Sunday Times @thetimes.com · 12h
🔺 BREAKING: The Premier League has confirmed that an independent commission has found Manchester City guilty of nearly all 115 charges related to the league’s financial rules
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Premier League: Man City inflated revenues and reduced costs by £900m
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John Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 12h
Damn, if only there were some sort of well-known historical comparison to make for this.
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David Henig @davidheniguk.bsky.social · 12h
£2.75? Proper crisis. Didn't hear anything about this in the PMs speech...
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Rich @pibasedlifeform.bsky.social · 12h
Viz letter page will always say it best thou
The famous Viz letters about Lance Armstrong on drugs
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The New World @thenewworldmag.bsky.social · 13h
Andy Burnham has just delivered his first speech as leader at the Labour Party Conference, and perhaps the most consequential British political speech in decades. Comment your thoughts below! 🚨 The New World is FREE until the end of 30th September. 🔗 Take a look around our website. Link in bio
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Nick Cohen @nickcohen.bsky.social · 13h
Lance Armstrong clever, modest and misunderstood
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Rafferty @rafferty-bs.bsky.social · 13h
If the legal culture of Italy can manage to strip titles and our's can't, we are in trouble.
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Bryan Blessed @bryb.bsky.social · 13h
To be fair, if anyone knows about creative financing, it's a guy who opened an offshore bank account in his dog's name.
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General Boles @generalboles.bsky.social · 13h
The number of people arguing City should keep titles they cheated* their way to is frankly mindboggling *subject to appeal etc etc etc
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General Boles @generalboles.bsky.social · 13h
Bluesky reacts to Burnham speech
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David Wilcock @davidtwilcock.bsky.social · 14h
There will be plenty of hot takes, my sole observation at this stage is that Burnham's biggest obstacle at the next election might not directly be Reform or the Tories, but the exhausted, cynical, risk/change averse British public.
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Scott Innes @flyinginside.bsky.social · 14h
Apologies as I know social media prefers non-stop cynicism but I felt hopeful and encouraged by the Burnham conference speech
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Peter Walker @peterwalker99.bsky.social · 15h
"I am ten weeks into this job, and not all of my recent predecessors have been able to say that." Obligatory Liz Truss joke near the start of Andy Burnham's Labour conference speech.
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