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Meepy @floweroflondon.bsky.social · 1h

September 30 October 1st

Slightly worse waxworks of William and Kate.

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ALFsplaining - the ALF Podcast @alfsplaining.bsky.social · 12h

Ryan Reynolds - ALF fan and forthcoming podcast guest. That's the plan anyway, we've emailed his people. Full interview with Paul Fusco at linktr.ee/ALFsplaining

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Ben Baker @benbaker.bsky.social · 4h

Who the fuck am I going to threaten my elderly parents with calling now?

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Ben Baker @benbaker.bsky.social · 14h

I am not joking when I say this. Spotify, Apple Music, and streaming in general is over. @alfsplaining.bsky.social is very, very good. You just don't know yet because all you listen to inferior ALF circulations. ALFsplaining has solved infinite personalised ALF podcasts.

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Ricardo Autobahn @ricardoautobahn.co.uk · 6h

"In 2019, Faulty Towers The Dining Experience welcomed its one millionth guest" and yet I've never met anybody publicly willing to admit going

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Ricardo Autobahn @ricardoautobahn.co.uk · 6h

Nevertheless I do think AI could write a better lyric than this

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Ricardo Autobahn @ricardoautobahn.co.uk · 7h

Come on one of you *must* have a copy of this you can upload

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 18h

Why do we "park on a driveway" and "masturbate to clown porn"

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Thirsty Kirsty @thirsty-kirsty.bsky.social · 11h

If only they had listened to Nathan Fielder.

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Ricardo Autobahn @ricardoautobahn.co.uk · 11h

The article selected the wrong image to use as the thumbnail

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more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 11h

hi i'm cock bonerdude

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Michael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 12h

Most TV is just this now.

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Ricardo Autobahn @ricardoautobahn.co.uk · 12h

I'm sure this is a serious incident and I don't want to make light of it but

The passenger also say the injured pilot was given life-saving care by a dentist on the flight.

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Kunt and the Gang @kuntandthegang.bsky.social · 12h

#murderonthames Unofficialkulture.com

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Sinan Kose @thesinankose.bsky.social · 12h

I sincerely believe that if we had any kind of democracy worth defending Tom Watson would have been jailed and banned from politics for life around 2018 when it became clear he was engaging in internal sabotage of the party he was supposed to be the deputy leader of.

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ALFsplaining - the ALF Podcast @alfsplaining.bsky.social · 23h

Why was there never an English language ALF pop album? We asked Paul Fusco himself... Linktr.ee/ALFsplaining for the full episode.

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Ricardo Autobahn @ricardoautobahn.co.uk · 12h

The current "standard of a Hollywood studio" is appalling, and that level of noisy banality is not something to aspire to.

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Ben Baker @benbaker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

AI should've stopped after it made this bewildering picture of The Wombles for me in 2022. The jank was the best bit. The rest is bollocks.

The Wombles created by Craiyon looking like something from Threads.

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Neil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra @fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social · 07/02/2026

Alexei said he wants people to write in to the BBC and ask if Stuff can be added to iPlayer. You know what to do.

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ALFsplaining - the ALF Podcast @alfsplaining.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Last year we had Paul Fusco on the podcast and asked him why ALF had never hosted Saturday Night Live. For the full interview visit linktr.ee/ALFsplaining @thatweekinsnl.bsky.social

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Paul Abbott @pablovich.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I'd like to think that when he was doing his ADR work for Pressure - a film about men in WW2 discussing weather maps - he was dressed in his best ALF merch.

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Whether it’s Benjamin Netanyahu empowering Hamas, presiding over a massive intelligence failure that let them kill 1,200 Israelis on October 7th, and then killing 74,000 Palestinians in response or Zohran Mamdani pointing out that he did this, both men have fueled their bitter feud.

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Julian Power 🖋️📖 @julianrwpower.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

For some inexplicable reason, the seabed around Britain is owned by the same man whose face is-also inexplicably-on Britain‘s postage stamps, and Britain’s money. Monarchy serves no useful purpose whatsoever.

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Sparks Lyric Bot @no1inheaven.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Props to our peeps and please keep your receipts

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ALFsplaining - the ALF Podcast @alfsplaining.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Have you seen any other celebrities sporting ALF merch, like Andrew Scott here, and more importantly do you have a contact email so we can get them on the podcast?

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Ricardo Autobahn @ricardoautobahn.co.uk · 29/09/2026

"Because it's 5pm and we've sold out of pies. Come back tomorrow Andy"

Apprentice star tells PM why pie shop is closing

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Metal Gear Solidarity @mgearsolidarity.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

This is going to get really funny

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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

A cash-strapped rural police force struggles to deal with Red Diesel gangs. Until its chief inspector realises can get the Met Police to deal with the problem... ...if he pretends they're Iranian. A new six part comedy starring Toby Jones.

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ALFsplaining - the ALF Podcast @alfsplaining.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

🚨NEW THEME! NEW LOGO! ALFSPLAINING RETURNS!🚨 In an exciting new episode: ALF uses the phone! ALF points! ALF watches TV! ALF carries a diaper openly full of human excrement across the set! linktr.ee/alfsplaining or go direct open.spotify.com/episode/6uvw...

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Ricardo Autobahn @ricardoautobahn.co.uk · 29/09/2026

CEO solemnly intoning that reliability will be your mandated entertainment for the designated portion of the evening.

Welcoming Rick Astley, Nicky Chance-Thompson MBE DL FRSA, CEO of The Piece Hall Charitable Trust, said: "There's no better way to open a season than with the most reliable man in showbusiness getting the party started.

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gg @ggold328.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

a cartoon that says logging on to bluesky guy in a colorful shirt that says fun busts into the door he gets disapproving looks from everyone jnsode so he takes off his shirt and says sorry

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Weekend Alcoholic Kraken @krakn.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Perfect way to kill your show bringing James Corden.

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SPRAY @spraypopmusic.com · 28/09/2026

There might be an "event" announcement later this week. Keep your diaries free in December. But only if you all go and stream our new song first. open.spotify.com/track/4dBUUx...

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Ricardo Autobahn @ricardoautobahn.co.uk · 28/09/2026

I just found this which I made for Twitter many years gone, so you might as well have it here too.

A juxtaposition of pictures of Sir Jimmy Savile OBE KCSG and Boris Johnson

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Private G. Shumway @prvtgshumway.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I extended the deadline for my #ALF40 poll until this Sunday! This Monday (the 28th) will start the forty weeks of me posting everyone’s favorite things about ALF. So please enjoy this graphic I edited together in ten minutes and submit your favorite thing about the ALF franchise!

A graphic reading:
“There's only a few days left to submit your favorite thing about ALF to the #ALF40 poll!”

A drawing of ALF says, “Yeah, there was an extension because of the anniversary... but hurry up and submit your favorite things about the franchise! We're just short of 40 submissions and we can use all the
submissions we can get!”

You have until September 27 to submit!

ALF is a copyright of/ is owned by Alien Productions

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Ricardo Autobahn @ricardoautobahn.co.uk · 28/09/2026

This link just proves to all DJs what an AMAZING show-opener 'Praxis Makes Perfect' by the Cuban Boys feat. Tony Wilson makes.

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Frangipane✨ @littlecageling.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Ngl if they were dogging someone needs to make a film of this à la Four Lions

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ALFsplaining - the ALF Podcast @alfsplaining.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

🚀WE ARE BACK!🚀 Season four is GO! We're looking at Baby Come Back, in which: There's a new brand of fizzy pop to identify! The baby makes its presence felt! Fox News Anchor Melissa Francis wants a job! Brian defies gravity! linktr.ee/alfsplaining or go direct open.spotify.com/episode/6uvw...

Lynn, The Baby, ALF and Kate all react in different ways to the filthy beast (the Baby, not ALF)

Melissa Francis, right wing gobshite, applies for a baby sitting job.

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Ricardo Autobahn @ricardoautobahn.co.uk · 28/09/2026

Peeping Tom The Bed Sitting Room 2001 The Falls It Couldn't Happen Here

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Spooky Moose Malloy @spooksmalloy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

"You will never defeat us" is a very funny thing to say after you've just bailed everyone who was involved in whatever the fuck this was

All five men arrested in RAF base plot are British nationals
The five men who were arrested and subsequently released on bail are all British citizens, home secretary Shabana Mahmood has just told the Labour party conference.

She adds that the scene is “now safe” and the residents living near to the RAF base are now able to return home.

“Let this be a reminder: you will never defeat us,” he says.

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Ed @dwightwedding.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Can't believe it's taken them 40 years to do an actual Erasure joke.

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Gordo! @posting.fan · 28/09/2026

I haven't really been following the RAF Van story, because I don't care, but it is very funny if it turns out to be nothing and Are Wes tried to look like a big strong boy about it

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Stephen Graham @stephengraham.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

So when Trump was saying he'd been liaising with Scotland Yard about this, he was talking shit? What is the world coming to?

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Ricardo Autobahn @ricardoautobahn.co.uk · 28/09/2026

This weekly live show was recently described as "a music show where the listeners try to put the host off". Tune in why don't you? He's literally quite good.

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