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Joe Scaramangaaaarrrggghhh!!!

@joescaramanga.co.uk
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I'd offer you a beer but I've only got the six. All manner of retro pop culture references to baffle anyone under 40 and occasional rants. May make uninformed comments about the football. #totp #coys

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Joe Scaramangaaaarrrggghhh!!! @joescaramanga.co.uk · 2h
We've got floating bus stops at the top of my road. Put in by the last Conservative council.
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Tom Reagan’s Witch’s Hat @rufustsuperfly.bsky.social · 3h
Clive Barker is 74. If you said Candyman 5 times in 80s England, this guy turned up.
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James O'Malley @jamesomalley.co.uk · 5h
Uncertainty over Bond casting means it’s time for the English Cricket Board to put Question Time on hold, according to FaceTime.
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Joe Scaramangaaaarrrggghhh!!! @joescaramanga.co.uk · 4h
He just wants some of that sweet GB News money. This is a right wing celebrity equivalent of a "come and get me plea" in football.
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Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 6h
Today is the 64th anniversary of the London premiere of Dr. No, so it’s time for the story of the theft of not one but two portraits of the Duke of Wellington—because Goya’s portrait of him had been nicked from the National Gallery the previous summer, just 19 days after it went on display
Sean Connery in Dr No’s lair, about to go up a short flight of stairs when he spots a portrait of the Duke of Wellington on a stand. The original had been stolen from the National Gallery the previous year, and this was a joke by the Bond production team
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Joe Scaramangaaaarrrggghhh!!! @joescaramanga.co.uk · 6h
Had to buy some birthday cards yesterday. Card Factory is now about 90% AI slop cards.
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Joe Scaramangaaaarrrggghhh!!! @joescaramanga.co.uk · 7h
Whenever Tories say they are going to "tear up red tape" all I hear is "we want to make lots of money with no checks and balances to make sure we don't fuck things up for everyone else".
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Neil Miles @neilsmiles.com · 7h
Ah, Boxing Day
A (slightly edited*) headline from The Guardian: 'Revealed: the methane mega-leaks from Turkey'

(*the original included the words 'UN climate summit host')
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Mark S @fff182.bsky.social · 9h
youtu.be/uggv_I6o4EE?...
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Pound Shop Boys - The Family Ness
YouTube video by SPRAY
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WHAT A FUCKING RECORD @whatafuckingrecord.bsky.social · 17h
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SELECTER ON MY RADIO
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Joe Scaramangaaaarrrggghhh!!! @joescaramanga.co.uk · 8h
"Will the sky fall?"
Vic Reeves club singing
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WHAT A FUCKING RECORD @whatafuckingrecord.bsky.social · 17h
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THE ORB ASSASSIN
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WHAT A FUCKING RECORD @whatafuckingrecord.bsky.social · 17h
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PULP BABIES
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WHAT A FUCKING RECORD @whatafuckingrecord.bsky.social · 17h
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SUGARCUBES BIRTHDAY
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Joe Scaramangaaaarrrggghhh!!! @joescaramanga.co.uk · 8h
YT-ers performatively holding clip on mics has become an annoyance for many, but I've just seen a YT video where the prresenter was not only holding their tiny mic in their hands instead of clipping it on, but they'd attached it to a stick, so ... just like holding a microphone!
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Man Kicks TV Screen
Alt: Man Kicks TV Screen
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Jeremy Ghooooost Shipp @jeremycshipp.bsky.social · 9h
Audition (1999)
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Joe Scaramangaaaarrrggghhh!!! @joescaramanga.co.uk · 8h
Just discovered it's not Steve Harley singing in the Softmints advert. It's Philip Pope!
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Joe Scaramangaaaarrrggghhh!!! @joescaramanga.co.uk · 10h
While people are discussing things that scared the shit out of them as little kids, Boom Radio are playing Mr Soft which I'm sure is nightmare fuel for some...
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Mr Soft's Bouncy World
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Joe Scaramangaaaarrrggghhh!!! @joescaramanga.co.uk · 10h
You never hear people with good opinions suggesting this. Only the ones with terrible opinions that no right-thinking person wants to hear.
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David Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
henstomper

oh my god the slot machine company says i have to keep putting coins in their machine or Im Gonna Get Left Behind. thats so scary. and it has to be true because they know more about slot machines than i do

oh my god the slot machine company says if we dont give them money to build the world's biggest slot machine the chinese are gonna build it first and win all the prizes. and then there wont be any prizes anymore
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Joe Scaramangaaaarrrggghhh!!! @joescaramanga.co.uk · 10h
"This is a bit of a diversion from 'Reggae Like It Used to Be'" and then I read it properly.
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Nostalgic Things that go bump in the night @nostalgicthing.bsky.social · 10h
There’s loads of television anniversaries today. 1969 - first episode of Monty Python’s Flying Circus 1970 - first episode of The Magic Roundabout But most importantly, on this date in 1984, the first episode of The Family News was shown.
Angus and Elspeth blow on their thistle whistles to attract Nessie
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Sang @mango24.bsky.social · 11h
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Joe Scaramangaaaarrrggghhh!!! @joescaramanga.co.uk · 11h
Went to see if my local cinema was putting anything on for Halloween and saw it's nearly the 20th anniversary of Casino Royale coming out. TWENTY YEARS.
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Daniel Craig's Disgusted Reaction
Alt: Daniel Craig's Disgusted Reaction
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Joe Scaramangaaaarrrggghhh!!! @joescaramanga.co.uk · 11h
Monday
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Joe Scaramangaaaarrrggghhh!!! @joescaramanga.co.uk · 11h
Incredible Hulk tv show.
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Joe Scaramangaaaarrrggghhh!!! @joescaramanga.co.uk · 21h
Got the Pottery thing on. I've just realised while one of the judges reminds me of.
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Russty Russ @russtyruss.bsky.social · 21h
#OnThisDay 1962 : The first episode of The Saint was seen on ITV (in the Midlands) for the first time. It featured Roger Moore in the lead role which would see 118 episodes spanning over 6 series. #60s
The Saint titleRoger Moore
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Joe Scaramangaaaarrrggghhh!!! @joescaramanga.co.uk · 21h
Cor, look what I'm driving next weekend!
Aston Martin DB5 track day booking.
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Alex Kanaris-Sotiriou @kanaratron.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Heads up for UK folks, The Substance just got added to BBC iPlayer.
A movie poster for the movie The Substance directed by Coralie Fargeat starring Demo Moore, Margaret Qualley, and Dennis Quaid. The poster shows a green vial of activator fluid and lots of positive review quotes.
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Joe Scaramangaaaarrrggghhh!!! @joescaramanga.co.uk · 23h
The Reluctant Vampire is not for me but Lenny Rush is just fantastic. So bloody funny.
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Joe Scaramangaaaarrrggghhh!!! @joescaramanga.co.uk · 04/10/2026
"... healthy people don’t yield large profits.” Presumably that's why the shit HE sells probably does nothing.
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angrygodali.bsky.social @angrygodali.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Everyone has to bookmark this and check on him next year to see how much hair and teeth he has left. futurism.com/future-socie...
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Alternative Health Influencer Boasts That He's Been Drinking From a Radioactive Jug for 250 Days Straight
Holistic influencer Matt Roeske recently bragged that he's been drinking from an irradiated jug for the better part of a year.
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Tits McGee @scientits.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"People are being priced out, from wealth creators to nurses..." I'm going to stop you there because, "I can't afford to buy a house" is not the same thing as "I have plenty of money but I am being asked to pay too much tax"
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priscilla page @priscillapage.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
they briefly touched on their political differences, and Kurt Russell disagreed with the assessment that he's far right. (he's a libertarian.) and then at the end John Carpenter said he loved Kurt even though he's a fascist 😭
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Joe Scaramangaaaarrrggghhh!!! @joescaramanga.co.uk · 04/10/2026
Ew...
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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I don't deny that dogs can sometimes be quite lovely but what I will say is I don't trust their opinions. If a cat recommended me an album it had bought, I'd totally check it out. If a dog did the same, I'd promise to listen to the album, out of politeness, with no intention of actually doing so
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Andy Lewis @andylewis.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"Yoga teachers said cost-cutting measures had changed the atmosphere at Triyoga, which first opened in Primrose Hill in 2000. They said they were told to use AI-generated music instead of Spotify to avoid the cost of music licensing." - www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...
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Bailiffs and 100 unpaid teachers: inside the collapse of ‘groundbreaking’ yoga studio Triyoga
Formerly a favourite of the A-list, the chain has abruptly ceased trading, leaving teachers and customers blindsided
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WHAT A FUCKING RECORD @whatafuckingrecord.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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DURAN DURAN REACH UP
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WHAT A FUCKING RECORD @whatafuckingrecord.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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SUPER FURRY ANIMALS SONGBOOK
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WHAT A FUCKING RECORD @whatafuckingrecord.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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CHARLATANS FOREVER
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WHAT A FUCKING RECORD @whatafuckingrecord.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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BLUR SUNDAY SUNDAY
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Joe Scaramangaaaarrrggghhh!!! @joescaramanga.co.uk · 04/10/2026
The sum total of kids tv for us in HTV land on a Sunday. A cheap 60s "educational" cartoon, and a b&w puppet show. Used to watch Fireball XL5 just for the theme.
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Film Noir UK @filmnoiruk.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Not quite #FilmNoir but very much one of the great British crime films. The League of Gentlemen (1960) is on @talkingpicturestv.bsky.social at 1:05pm today. Perfect Sunday viewing. Love the artwork as well.
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Joe Scaramangaaaarrrggghhh!!! @joescaramanga.co.uk · 04/10/2026
www.theguardian.com/technology/2... Anyone who's ever been to the "best chip shop in Britain" In Aldeburgh, Suffolk will laugh at the sight of the queue in this story.
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‘We are in a kind of war’: row over viral Amsterdam chip shop lands in court
Neighbours say crowds drawn to Fabel Friet are clogging the picturesque canal street and attracting litter, gulls and rats
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Pól Micheál O'Slatraigh @pmoslatraigh.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Suella Braverman, consider Walter Tull. Born in Folkestone to an English mother and a Barbadian father. A footballer for Tottenham Hotspur and Northampton Town. A British Army officer who led soldiers into battle and was killed serving his country in 1918.
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Joe Scaramangaaaarrrggghhh!!! @joescaramanga.co.uk · 03/10/2026
You can take the boy out of Weston-Super-mare...
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Iwan Williams @iwanwills.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A mazy skilful run,a nutmeg & cool finish. Incredible individual goal.Troy Parrott was a will he/won’t he with Spurs for a while.Something has clicked: dream move to Betis,playing with so much confidence & now Robbie Keane’s natural successor.14 int’l goals already👏⚽️🔥🇮🇪 www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...
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Republic of Ireland 2-2 Austria: Hallgrimsson marvels at 'magical' Parrott's solo goal
Republic of Ireland boss Heimir Hallgrimsson praises Troy Parrott after his fine solo goal in their 2-2 Uefa Nations League draw against Austria on Thursday.
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Joe Scaramangaaaarrrggghhh!!! @joescaramanga.co.uk · 03/10/2026
Watching another "sitcom" that's really just a drama with some jokes in it.
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Joe Scaramangaaaarrrggghhh!!! @joescaramanga.co.uk · 03/10/2026
Just Eat have sent me a 50% voucher. But in the small print it says the maximum discount is £10. So it's not a 50% voucher. It's a £10 voucher. Wankers.
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