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Alex Morris @asjmorris.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Now seems as good a time as any to post the plasticine Frank Muir that I built for the ‘Amateur Frank Muir Modeller’ Viz ad back in 2006.

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Alex Morris @asjmorris.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I don’t think I’ve ever had a passport where my photo doesn’t look like I’ve been up all night eating flour straight from the bag.

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Alex Morris @asjmorris.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

This clip is a few of my favourite thing.

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Alex Morris @asjmorris.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I've tried to describe the flavour profile of Balla Bites before and the nearest I got was 'unidentified 1970s sweet'. This unholy combination is easier: I'm going with 'mouthful of schoolmate's pick and mix while their back's turned'.

Haribo Balla Bites in chocolate. Bizarre.

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Alex Morris @asjmorris.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

This pic of Jools Holland and Robbie Coltrane from Jools’ FB feed this morning reminds me of that Brooke Bond ‘The Unexplained’ tea card with the mysterious hands.

Jools Holland and a sunglasses wearing Robbie Coltrane against an angled red brick wall.

Sunglasses wearing Neville d’Cruz and a black haired man against an angled red brick wall. Neville has a pair of seemingly disembodied child’s hands gripping his waist from behind.

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Alex Morris @asjmorris.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

1988. Maxi 3” CDs never really took off, did they?

Pet Shop Boys - One More Chance Maxi Cd 3”

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Alex Morris @asjmorris.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Just watched an original 1960s Fender Jaguar get sold on Flog It for just over £1,000. That’s still about a tenth of what it’s actually worth, isn’t it? Someone bagged a bargain.

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Alex Morris @asjmorris.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

InDesign's new AI assistant, sitting silently in the background, waiting for me to ask it to 'create a box of placeholder text wrapped around a photorealistic picture of a peppermill' or something, while InDesign crashes after a simple find and replace query. As if it's not in any way responsible.

An Adobe InDesign error report box. Again.

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Alex Morris @asjmorris.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Films made with these perv glasses are like a video game where you play the worst person in the world. A first-person shitter.

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Alex Morris @asjmorris.bsky.social · 14/09/2024

Continuing on the Popeye tip, I was delighted to rediscover in an old scrapbook that I'd kept these stickers from the early 1990s, handed out by our (then) local pizza takeaway, 'Popeye Pizza' off Mare Street, Hackney. I don't believe they were affiliated with Kings Features Syndicate.

A sticker for Popeye Pizza. Popeye is driving in his trademark red 5-door Austin Metro. His pipe is emerging from the back side of his cheek and his legs are protruding from the bottom of the car's clearly fucked chassis. The text across the top reads: "POPEYE PIZZA". A circle reads "In this AREA We are best". The slogan at the bottom says" "Hey if you want very testy & Delicious PIZZA. CALL US"

A Popeye Pizza sticker. Another crudely drawn Popeye, this time in a more traditional boat, but a boat that appears to be carelessly emitting a cloud of raw effluent, which a fish is jumping out of the way to avoid. The pugnacious mariner's clay pipe still appears to be stuck in the back of one of his cheeks since it's nowhere near his mouth. The slogan reads: "Sailor-Man PROMISSING You that PIZZA Will Reach You Very Soon." another one reads: "when you CALL US".

Another Popeye Pizza sticker. This time Popeye is riding a delivery moped with the slogan "DELIVERY MAN" carefully sidestepping any possible "SAILOR MAN" legal confusion. The slogan reads, semi-apologetically: "We are New But What A Taste"

A final Popeye Pizza sticker with Popeye in a more easily traced, 'Trad. Popeye' pose with can of spinach in one hand and the other arm ending in a clenched fist. The ad claims: "I will Get MORE PIZZA ENERGY ENERGY ENERGY"

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Alex Morris @asjmorris.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

I was looking forward to this screening anyway, but now I'm really looking forward to it.

An email from the Prince Charles Cinema, which reads: "Hello people!
We wanted to let you know this Friday's Popeye screening will show from a very rarely screened 35mm print, which happens to feature Norwegian subtitles. We hope you'll stay with us. However, we understand the subtitles may put some people off, so if you would prefer a refund or credit note, please reply to this email and we'll be happy to arrange one. If you're happy to attend, no action is needed. Many thanks! Prince Charles Cinema."

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Alex Morris @asjmorris.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Looking forward to the extra time concert.

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christhebarker @christhebarker.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Imagine if Saka ended up getting the golden boot

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Alex Morris @asjmorris.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Yeah, gothic architects. Those stone flourishes and iron curlicues are all pretty and that, but you didn't cast a thought at the time to the poor layout monkeys of the future having to draw masks round the sodding things.

Applying a vector mask to Elizabeth Tower/Big Ben in Photoshop. Yawn.

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Alex Morris @asjmorris.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

♫ 'Icumen in, icumen in, icumen, sumer is icumen in' ♪

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Alex Morris @asjmorris.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Nice to see Harry Kane taking time after this morning's win to advertise Baum electric guitars on my FB feed.

An advert for Baum guitars featuring someone holding a guitar andpulling the same facial expression/looking pretty darn similar to Harry Kane celebrating his goal against Mexico in the post below it.

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Candidate @candidatemusic.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

AHOY-HOY! We are playing TWO LIVE SHOWS at the Harrison, Kings Cross, London on 22nd/23rd July Come along! Wednesday: wegottickets.com/f/20550/ Thursday: wegottickets.com/f/20552/

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New Roots: Candidate

THIS TICKET IS FOR WEDS 22 JULY'S SHOW. Nearest tube station Kings Cross, 8 minutes walk. Doors open 7.30 pm, music from 8.00 pm. Please note, this event does not clash with an England World Cup game...

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Alex Morris @asjmorris.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

Hey Venus! Or is it Jupiter? That big one's the Moon, right? Whatever it is, it's well space.

The Moon and one of the other planetary things. Oh and a plane flying past. Well space.

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Alex Morris @asjmorris.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

Night all. Don’t have nightmares.

George and Zippy from ITVs kids’ programme, Rainbow, but George has Bert from Sesame Street’s face and Zippy has Ernie from Sesame Street’s face.

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Alex Morris @asjmorris.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

Searching in vain for the “Bewilderingly Optimistic” option on Evri’s “How is this tracking experience?” online feedback form.

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Alex Morris @asjmorris.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

BREAKING NEWS: With just hours to go before his centenary celebration concert at the Royal Albert Hall, David Attenborough has unexpectedly turned 101.

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Alex Morris @asjmorris.bsky.social · 16/11/2024

Clip from “Whistle and I’ll Wave at You” (1968)

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Alex Morris @asjmorris.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

"Hares. Why did it have to be hares?" (One for the kids)

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Alex Morris @asjmorris.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

"Take that bobble hat off! Take it off!"

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Alex Morris @asjmorris.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

Well, gee willikers! Won'tcha look at that? The things folk can do these days!

A screen-grabbed Adobe error report pop-up for InDesign 2026 that instead of showing the usual 'can't find an error' fault, has been hastily photoshopped to read 'Sorry, an error occurred. Adobe has found a myriad of solutions AND workarounds for the recent error in Adobe InDesign 2026. Thanks for sending us the error report.'

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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

BROKEN VEIL II EPISODE ONE OUT NOW Patreon.com/brokenveil

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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

#BrokenVeil BROKEN VEIL II Only on Patreon. Coming soon.

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Will Maclean @willmac23.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

Don’t believe I’ve posted this gorgeous thing yet - this is the fabulous cover of my new novel, Solace House, a strange and compelling thing which I’m delighted to say will be published in the UK by Atlantic on May 7th. Be careful in there…

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Alex Morris @asjmorris.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

Went to Berlin last month to visit Plil and we done a music. rawrethmarshes.bandcamp.com/album/rawret...

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Rawreth Marshes, by Rawreth Marshes

2 track album

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Sean Reynard / Quentin Smirhes @seanreynard.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

Quentin falls asleep to Testcard if you want to buy a Quentinized Bubbles I have them on Ebay. www.ebay.co.uk/itm/38964066...

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Alex Morris @asjmorris.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

Me: “Just the one leek this week, please.” Tesco: “Will this one that was blocking the entrance to the tent at the county show do?”

The Enormous Leek propped up against, or supporting, a wall in the kitchen. Mug provided, as ever, for scale.

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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

Phew. That’s a relief.

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Alex Morris @asjmorris.bsky.social · 28/01/2026

Nice accidental composition of Miffy and information-laden ears on my desktop today.

Mac desktop photo preview showing a close up of Miffy (with a spiffy oh-so-high mouth) with the OS X Calendar and Weather mini widgets forming two square ears above.

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Alex Morris @asjmorris.bsky.social · 14/01/2026

♪ "Knees up Father Brown, Knees up Father Brown, Under the reverend you must go, D - Ni - D - Ni - D - Nimmo..." ♫ (This morning’s earworm.)

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