Simon Threadgold @sthreadgold.bsky.social · 57m#NowWatching In which Joel McCrea uses sarcasm on social media. 020
Simon Threadgold @sthreadgold.bsky.social · 4hGonna start using "you just miss being young" as a universal rebuke. 060
Simon Threadgold @sthreadgold.bsky.social · 7hI was wondering where I'd haunt as a ghost. Parliament would be fun, but get depressing. Shopping centre probably OK. Hotel, I'd feel like a creep. Nothing too outdoorsy. Theatres, too poky. Maybe a real big airport. Anyway, I spent so long thinking about it, a Tesco staff member asked if I was OK. 1160
Simon Threadgold @sthreadgold.bsky.social · 17hSuck it, vapers. (03:35 and I've peaked for the day.) 021
Simon Threadgold @sthreadgold.bsky.social · 17hAll will be set free, but be electronically tagged. The Home Office will release a free app that lets you track them down, like Pokemon, and gain points for every con you scan. A month's free luncheon vouchers for every 100 points gained. Points per convict vary based on severity of crime. 050
Simon Threadgold @sthreadgold.bsky.social · 17h"Nobody buys our beds, ever since I started shitting in them. Mind-boggling." 1112
Simon Threadgold @sthreadgold.bsky.social · 17hJust discovered my tablet has a flashlight. Been wandering around the flat like a tech savvy crime scene investigator. Sleep is for people who have a reason to keep both sides of their brain intact. 070
Simon Threadgold @sthreadgold.bsky.social · 23hstatic.klipy.comStar Trek: Abe Lincoln Hologram AppearsAlt: Star Trek: Abe Lincoln in space appears on Enterprise viewscreen 071
Simon Threadgold @sthreadgold.bsky.social · 30/09/2026The more I watch 'A Canterbury Tale', the more convinced I am that the end sequence of our pilgrims receiving blessings, is The Archers' greatest achievement as storytellers. 031
Simon Threadgold @sthreadgold.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Parents, tell your kids you love them and let them know it's good to be gay. You'll save the world. 0100
Simon Threadgold @sthreadgold.bsky.social · 30/09/2026You're right, it has been too damn long since I watched 'Futurama'. 050
Simon Threadgold @sthreadgold.bsky.social · 30/09/2026"The death of art, at the cost of livelihoods, looks pretty good to me," says fucking moron who should be replaced by a mug with "No AI" printed on it. 1111
Simon Threadgold @sthreadgold.bsky.social · 29/09/2026"From this day on, the official language of San Marcos will be Swedish. In addition to that, all citizens will be required to change their underwear every half-hour. Underwear will be worn on the outside, so we can check. Furthermore, artificial intelligence is now to be called super intelligence." 041
Reposted by Simon ThreadgoldTalking Pictures TV @talkingpicturestv.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Classic British comedy with #DennisPrice #TerryThomas #PeterSellers #PeggyMount in... THE NAKED TRUTH (1957) 4:35pm #TPTVsubtitles 0104
Simon Threadgold @sthreadgold.bsky.social · 29/09/2026"Things can only get... calmer" *removes disguise to reveal Starmer* "Oh, my dear conference, you have been naive." 292
Reposted by Simon ThreadgoldStephen Graham @stephengraham.bsky.social · 29/09/2026'You've been done again, haven't ya?' 4215
Simon Threadgold @sthreadgold.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Highly unusual, based on all of Burnham's many other Labour conference speeches as party leader and PM. Oh, wait. 021
Simon Threadgold @sthreadgold.bsky.social · 29/09/2026A Hard Day's Night The Third Man Life Of Brian A Matter Of Life And Death Local Hero 090
Simon Threadgold @sthreadgold.bsky.social · 29/09/2026A whole podcast dedicated to my choice of profile pic, nice. And it's about time! 0101
Simon Threadgold @sthreadgold.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I prefer the original French version of Black Books. 02410
Simon Threadgold @sthreadgold.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Then our course is clear. We must kill September. 0152
Reposted by Simon ThreadgoldNeil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra @fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026 081
Simon Threadgold @sthreadgold.bsky.social · 28/09/2026"Mr President, what do you think of that door?" "The door wants to make a deal. The door called last night, please Mr President, let's make a deal." "What do you think of eyebrows?" "Eyebrows want to make a deal." "Abstract concepts?" "Abstract concepts called last night, begging for a deal." 061
Reposted by Simon ThreadgoldFlight Through Entirety @flightthroughentirety.com · 27/09/2026This week, Terry Nation tries to reclaim the glory days when Dalek stories took place on a more modest scale — full of incident and action sequences, but shot in a studio that had once hosted episodes of Morecambe and Wise. #DoctorWho #PlanetOfTheDaleks 500yeardiary.com/s5/e7 2126
Simon Threadgold @sthreadgold.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Don't tell the Krotons, I am a high-brain. Wordle 1,927 2/6 ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 040
Simon Threadgold @sthreadgold.bsky.social · 28/09/2026From what I can gather, some doggers tried to take an iced coffee into an RAF base. 041
Simon Threadgold @sthreadgold.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Nice moment in Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home when they arrive at San Francisco, until you discover Sulu said this about every place they went in the universe. What you can't see is the rest of the crew rolling their eyes. 020
Simon Threadgold @sthreadgold.bsky.social · 28/09/2026A cricket based folk horror movie, The Wicket Man. Predictably, it ends with the ashes. 1368
Simon Threadgold @sthreadgold.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Endgame's "extra footage" can't compete with this. 082
Simon Threadgold @sthreadgold.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I think it goes baaa baaa babababaaaaa baaaa babababaaaaa baaaaa ba-bababaaaa. 0359
Simon Threadgold @sthreadgold.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Episode 10, in which Rey "Skywalker" is charged with applying for a bank loan under a false name. 040
Simon Threadgold @sthreadgold.bsky.social · 27/09/2026It's not a harvest moon, it's a fullest moon. I'll get me coat. 050
Simon Threadgold @sthreadgold.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Kuenssberg's "if you're so great, why do I hate you?" approach to interviewing left-wing politicians is getting incredibly desperate and increasingly hilarious. 062
Simon Threadgold @sthreadgold.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Only white loaves at the shop. Oh well. If I must. *Has extra round of toast* 0100
Simon Threadgold @sthreadgold.bsky.social · 26/09/2026JL2 'The Ruins of Kaerula' box set. The Kaerula set stories are mercilessly dull, despite a brave attempt to do some interesting time-wimey stuff. Plodding and forgettable. 'Cry Of The Banshee' is much better. Starts out in a very Pertwee era-ish mode and then takes a surprising and strange turn. 010
