Reposted by MsT BlueSkellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 9hhappy October 3rd to those who celebrate 13312
Reposted by MsT BlueDumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 9hWhat if our pets just have Stockholm Syndrome 65616
Reposted by MsT BlueKaiJen M(s) 🏵️🎉 @jenetmms.bsky.social · 12hwe can believe that we are butter 88539
MsT Blue @msthoma.bsky.social · 14hHoney, do we have any mace? I want to make some murder cookies. 000
Reposted by MsT BlueViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 15hWhen you die they tell you who let the dogs out 1017135
Reposted by MsT BlueFickle Filly @ficklefilly.bsky.social · 16hDon’t make me clutch my pearls, motherfucker. 413967
Reposted by MsT BlueTim 🇨🇦 @qwertying.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I don't have a bucket list. I have a "things I'm actively avoiding" list. It's much longer. And it's laminated. 02213
Reposted by MsT Bluefauxnewdalt @fauxnewdalt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026i pumped up the volume please dance 67531
Reposted by MsT Bluejason. @vagrantmachine.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Hello, October. Try not to be a dick. 04014
Reposted by MsT BlueWittySassBasket @wittysassbasket.bsky.social · 01/10/2026quit acting like all of 2026 hasn't been spooky season 110737
Reposted by MsT BluePath (seasonal)🎉 @demandavoider.bsky.social · 02/10/2026a couple julie accounts followed me seven days ago and now one of them is crawling out of my television 59434
Reposted by MsT BlueCabbages and Community @robbiehg.bsky.social · 02/10/2026You turn you back for five minutes and look what happens. 🍅 1435020
Reposted by MsT BlueJohn Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Me: Hey gas tank, check out the prices on this pump. Gas tank: 217551
MsT Blue @msthoma.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Spooky season definitely brought a vibe shift. I like it. 032
Reposted by MsT BlueSalty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I, for one, am looking forward to a pillowcase full of rocks this Halloween 1617470
Reposted by MsT Bluesweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026have you tried unplugging it and never plugging it back in again 5342102
MsT Blue @msthoma.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Wearing a snail essence facial mask and pondering my life choices. 000
Reposted by MsT BlueDak @dak.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Me: Here is fresh, filtered water and indirect sunlight. Plant: I have chosen death. Weed in the driveway sidewalk crack: I feed on gasoline and spite. 19025
Reposted by MsT BluefuturedadOfTwo🙋🏻♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 30/09/2026a blinker to show you’re changing moods 918257
MsT Blue @msthoma.bsky.social · 30/09/2026He: Are you done with the cheese spread? Me: I’m snacking on that. He: [puts it in the fridge] Me: ;( 000
MsT Blue @msthoma.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I just caught a spider in my house and gently moved him outside. Please clap. 020
Reposted by MsT BlueMadeleine Bonsma-Fisher, PhD @mbonsma.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I put mashed potatoes in the waffle maker 1361596104
Reposted by MsT BlueJason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Imagine dying and getting to the river styx then seeing a QR code 1733285
MsT Blue @msthoma.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Who up recovering from a randomly violent weekend? Looking at you Aries full moon 000
Reposted by MsT Bluedame @dame.is · 27/09/2026i’m seeing non-stop AI/EA/rat/x-risk/pdoom shit on my timeline and meanwhile there’s an entirely different neighborhood on bluesky that is having a neurotypical pikmin debate how does one move neighborhoods? 114615
Reposted by MsT BlueNosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Me: *skips a rock perfectly across a pond* Fred Flintstone: OH NO MY CELL PHONE 18595149
Reposted by MsT Bluealexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026what's great about a piñata is eating the candy that has been stomped into the dirt by a stampede of violent children 1310818
MsT Blue @msthoma.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I brought donuts to my job interview and was hired on the spot 020
Reposted by MsT BlueKatelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 25/09/2026What if I bring egg nog to my job interview and slowly drink it in front of you while maintaining eye contact? 3658247
Reposted by MsT BlueParanormal Pandy 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Pronounces baked like naked 45626
MsT Blue @msthoma.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Stuck in my head since lunch … Knock knock Who’s there? Sloppy Joe Sloppy Joe who? Sloppy Joe Mama 010
MsT Blue @msthoma.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Not everything is horrible. As proof, here’s a picture of a chonky bear, courtesy of the National Park Service 0122
MsT Blue @msthoma.bsky.social · 25/09/2026The moon is approaching her fullness and looking very voluptuous tonight. 020
MsT Blue @msthoma.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Other: Guess what? Me: [guesses] Other: Nope! Me: [guesses again] Other: Nope! Me: Just tell me! Other: [tells me] Me: I never would have guessed that. 010
MsT Blue @msthoma.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I don’t know why ordering takeout seems like an ordeal to me. Just bring me a glob of peanut butter on a spoon. 020
Reposted by MsT BlueQueen Beast @myhiveaway.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I'll hold your hand through the darkness. 0112
Reposted by MsT BlueMiss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I’ve updated my terms and conditions. 615773
Reposted by MsT Blue☢️ Captain Antagonist ☢️ @captantagonist.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Be a hummingbird, persist in one spot to eat and be perceived for five seconds, and then dart away because that's enough of that. 25920
Reposted by MsT Bluemindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026You can do anything you put your mind to. Alternatively you can do nothing, which is often much easier and more relaxing 112133
Reposted by MsT BlueHumor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 22/09/2026My shopping list: 1. Milk 2. Eggs 3. Hide from people I know 4. Noodles 861820141
MsT Blue @msthoma.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Just like that, I have leaves on my lawn and sidewalk, and I wonder, how do they know? 110
Reposted by MsT BlueBetsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I was conditioned to be kind to others such a sucker 112149
Reposted by MsT BlueCoach Rusty @coachrusty.bsky.social · 22/09/2026sometimes it’s fun to stalk your ex’s Pinterest just to see all the shitty kitchen trends you’ve avoided having to live through 28224
Reposted by MsT BlueI'mWintersMom @imwintersmom.bsky.social · 22/09/2026yelling stranger danger but in a marco polo way 823784
