Reposted by Mazzy🕸️ @holojester.bsky.social · 14/12/2025@msnis.bsky.social youtu.be/o3fd52S5hbE?...youtu.beMazzyYouTube video by Subtracked - Topic 111
Mazzy @msnis.bsky.social · 04/08/2025Fleas the size of rats sucked on rats the size of cats And ten thousand peoploids split into small tribes Coveting the highest of the sterile skyscrapers Like packs of dogs assaulting the glass fronts of Love-Me Avenue... Any day now The Year of the Diamond Dogs - David Bowie 2242
Reposted by Mazzy 👻 Ghoul Named Cru 🦇 @carnitas.bsky.social · 18/06/2025always be yourself, fucko. 12810
Reposted by MazzyCrystal Frasier @amazonchique.bsky.social · 15/06/2025I have discovered that there is a teensy tiny car called the Bambi Trident that looks like a Jetson's car powered by a scooter engine and I have a MIGHTY NEED. 1012815
Reposted by MazzyCrystal Frasier @amazonchique.bsky.social · 16/06/20259pm on Sunday night is the saddest time in the world. 4734
Reposted by MazzyObsidianShiv @obsidianshiv.bsky.social · 17/06/2025Here's my political take for the day: *walks into the ocean* 216260
Reposted by MazzyStrughoulo @struggalo.bsky.social · 23/04/2025I got food poisoning from eating expired feelings. 010445
Reposted by MazzyE.D.D.I.E.z @improbableeddie.bsky.social · 16/06/2025somebody just asked me if i thought there was any change, i almost spat my swill out and said we’re gonna need a bigger trough 0127
Reposted by MazzyBEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 17/06/2025This account is now exclusively for deep thoughts and buttholes. Sometimes both at once. 2820046
Reposted by Mazzy✨ S U P E R S T A R fish ✨ @quicklycrocodile.bsky.social · 17/06/2025this is who runs this account 1011112
Reposted by MazzyGeorgia the Explorer 🇨🇦 @georgiatheexplorer.bsky.social · 17/06/2025Stop asking for answers and start punching nazis 58628
Reposted by MazzyBlue Fairylicious Girl🧚 @bluesnowflake.bsky.social · 17/06/2025Due to the fascist take over I will no longer be participating in anything other than day drinking & binge eating 171238
Reposted by MazzyMrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺 @hormonella.bsky.social · 08/06/2025The next sundress I buy will be guacamole colored. 3449
Reposted by MazzyGranite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 17/06/2025All of my red flags are cancelled out by the fact that I'm funny AF. 12913
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Reposted by MazzyFᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 17/06/2025People underestimate how serious it is when a comedian gets writer's block. It's no joke. 1035575
Reposted by MazzyAmish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social · 17/06/2025PSA: Please spay or neuter your racists. 513452
Reposted by MazzyJulie Lavender Menace @2tickytacky.bsky.social · 17/06/2025A couple of the M&M's I ate off of my shirt were buttons. 13378125
Reposted by MazzyDaisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 17/06/2025Why is it ok for someone to ask me why I’m single but rude for me to say omg, that’s crazy you found someone to marry you. 18464121
Reposted by MazzyAmy Vants to Suck Your Blood 🩸 @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 17/06/2025listen, y’all aren’t taking me seriously enough time is ticking and i’ve had zero offers 4456
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Reposted by MazzyOpinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 17/06/2025taking a short snooze, don't let any more fascism happen while I'm gone 1238042
Reposted by Mazzylos 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 17/06/2025I’m at the age where I think: That shouldn’t go in the dryer, and it’s annoying. 916447
Reposted by MazzyJames @james.tarnation.lol · 17/06/2025HUMANS: careful!!! we might use a nuke 👉👈 STRATOVOLCANO: i’m gonna do the funniest thing 0193
Reposted by MazzyObsidianShiv @obsidianshiv.bsky.social · 17/06/2025Gonna have the wife put on her amish outfit and churn butter for me tonight. 34218
Reposted by MazzySam @samuelhlowe.bsky.social · 17/06/2025A useful skill for smart people to master is pretending to be a dumbass in the presence of an actual dumbass pretending to be smart. 2239995
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Reposted by Mazzyspleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 16/06/2025It was the fuck this of times; it was the fuck that of times. 028082
Reposted by MazzyC. Bukowski @thishurt.bsky.social · 17/06/2025Life might be an illusion. Let’s find out. 7458
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Reposted by Mazzy🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 17/06/2025if I misplace a comma it’s, because I want you to stumble over my, words 58519
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Reposted by MazzyGrimm @grimmreality.bsky.social · 16/06/2025Triggering every last fucking New York Times editor and senior staffer to just go full mask-off MAGA with their full mask-off MAGA friends at the Hamptons cotillions they have never stopped attending even though they were hosted by fascists is acceleration I can get behind. 171
Reposted by MazzyJake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 17/06/2025ME: There's a lot happening, but I can handle it. LIFE: Here's the one thing too many you ordered! 429059
