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Aaron Rodgers' "late-game heroics" are getting funnier and funnier.

Apple Jacks are probably the most successful breakfast cereal designed to appeal to children by using the name of a hard liquor.

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 19h

the whole point is to share them. they should be called wemes

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Angie Nixon @angieforfl.bsky.social · 17h

The most ordinary man imaginable came to my home state to tell me to ‘get out of America’ while he & Absent Ashley enjoyed the comfort of buildings my ancestors helped build. Imagine standing on the shoulders of the ppl who built this country & then telling their descendants they don’t belong here/2

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Wile E. Peyote @niceandinnocent.bsky.social · 15h

Businesspeople are the worst and they fucking LOVE AI

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 16h

Someone should tell President Trump that the best way to turn the Iran War around and stick it to the Democrats this fall is to have Pete Hegseth lead an infantry charge that they'll air on live TV.

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Luke @llobrow.bsky.social · 26/10/2024

crazy how one guy ruined the name Dracula

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Reverie @augustreverie.bsky.social · 19h

I suddenly don’t feel well. I’m sure these hot wings will help

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 17h

yeah, but see the problem is i don’t believe in hell so i’m going to need these people to suffer now

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Grimm @grimmreality.bsky.social · 17h

GPS kind of ended that whole joke of men in cars being too stubborn to ask directions when they're lost, but even if it didn't, in 2026 America, not asking directions in rural areas or small towns is just common sense shit to avoid folksy locals not liking how you talk and murdering you for it.

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John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Me at dinner on a first date: I'm not answering any more questions without a lawyer.

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CaryJo @caryjo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

The amount of not ranting I’m doing right now is pretty amazing.

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Grimm @grimmreality.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

WE CAN'T RENAME AI "SUPREME INTELLIGENCE" WE WILL GET SUED BY THE KREE. THEN PROBABLY INVADED. THEY ARE PRETTY SURLY.

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SeaTea @tierno158.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Retirement planner: Did you bring the paperwork? Me: Got it right here. Planner: This is just a printout showing that you have 144 Jersey Mike's points. Me: That's enough for one giant sub or TWO regulars. Planner: I am flummoxed. Me: Even the Club Supreme WITH ROAST BEEF.

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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I'm not the youngest person in the world, or the most accomplished, but at least my memory is going so I can't recall where I was going with this

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

bro, you are not 2 legit and you should quit

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

i think i’ve accumulated enough life points to be upgraded to not this reality

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Tyler King @tyleraking.com · 30/09/2026

As a general rule, men who defend rapists are rapists or at least holding space in case they decide to become rapists later.

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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Isn’t she married to Michael Douglas?

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Grimm @grimmreality.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I grew up a Cubs fan. The first big trip with my folks I remember took us into Chicago to see a game at Wrigley. We got little ice creams called Frosty Malts and Ron Santo mini-pizzas. I guess Ron Santo bought into the tiny-pizza business, a VERY new thing in the 1970s. Anyway, Cubs can eat shit.

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Grimm @grimmreality.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

If you win Shake of the Day, you should get a delicious frosty milkshake in addition to all the money. Will every bar that does Shake of the Day have to incur a one-time cost of installing a shake machine under penalty of law? Yes. Is this command-economy socialism? Sure, I guess, who gives a shit.

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Grimm @grimmreality.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I gotta be honest, all the whinging blond neo-nazi ladies are megazording into one whinging blond neo-nazi lady in my brain.

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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Peter Thiel coming home from the office and cracking open a new blood boy with his teeth like an otter pop

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Vamp Lizzlepants 🧛🏻‍♀️ @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I can’t be the only person who feels like I’m being held hostage when I answer a phone call

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

if you know anything about senator schmitt's monumental fuck up in the jack smith hearing, i implore you to reach out. can be anonymous. signal: marisakabas.04 email: marisa@thehandbasket.co

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Amy Vants to Suck Your Blood 🩸 @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

this is really fucking creepy don’t fucking do this to people. i don’t know this person, we don’t interact, what the fuck

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Amy @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social • 1mo
* Haunted
3 Perfect Sweetie Joined Aug '24
i taste like peanut butter and salt sweat and my hair is mussed
the radio plays a thump through my heart and i wish you could feel it too my heart or the thump everyone leaves but not everyone runs their fingers through messy hair or kisses salty peanut butter lips with the radio on

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mahelious @mahelious.bsky.social
Account Muted
Joined Sep '23
fingers brush against throat and I feel your pulse
quicken when I kiss your ears
and run fingers across your scalp
My heart thumps so loud I swear you can hear it
7:56 PM • Sep 28, 2026

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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Broke up with my medieval bf because he keeps placing pennies on my eyes anytime I sleep more than 4 hrs

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Grimm @grimmreality.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Some of you people don't know about when the SCTV kids did The Queen Haters so I am fixing that.

youtube.com

THE QUEEN HATERS - I HATE THE BLOODY QUEEN

YouTube video by mindexpands

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

post like no one can reply with just your avatar as a rebuttal

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Grimm @grimmreality.bsky.social · 19/01/2024

INT: PARLOR OF AN OLD VICTORIAN MANSION ME: As you've all probably intuited, one of you . . . is the 𝘮𝘶𝘳𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘳. You'll find the doors quite locked. No one leaves this room until ok I guess the doors lock from the inside but don't PHIL IF YOU LEAVE IT'LL LOOK PRETTY BAD

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cap’n watsisname @capnwatsisname.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

[my life big twist ending reveal] …you’re saying I’ve been me this whole time?

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Grimm @grimmreality.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The history of America's Fascist Renaissance needs to be written very purposefully to feature the dogshit intelligentsia who bent back over their assholes for years upon years to deny that neo-nazis, whom other smarter people pointed out were OBVIOUS neo-nazis, were neo-nazis.

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Grimm @grimmreality.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Calling "shotgun!" prior to a car ride derives from the Old West phrase "riding shotgun," which referred to a second armed employee sitting next to stagecoach driver as security against people attacking the stage, so, yes, it kind of IS your job to get out and fight that guy I just flipped off.

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Grimm @grimmreality.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Eat shit, measurable reality

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ceej @ceej.online · 25/09/2026

Be serious. Bert and Ernie are not “in love.” Maybe they used to be, once

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TwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Me: babe! That’s the most coherent thing you’ve ever said to me. Him: I read it off the Tillamook bag. Me: you should follow me around reading stuff off bags. Him: enlarged to show detail Me: hawt! Him: cereal box

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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Me (seeing Clark Kent wearing shades): Hey! That cool guy is Superman! Friend: What cool guy? Me (As Clark's transition lenses go clear): I... I don't know

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

i don’t so sexy posts bc i’m not sexy i am a beam of pure white light that bores holes in your body

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Grimm @grimmreality.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Remember when all your favorite sitcom pals didn't fully endorse the systematic mass slaughter and starvation of people who didn't do a fucking thing to anyone but were born "wrong"? Welp, if you enjoyed the Seinfeld, Will & Grace or Big Bang Theory, haha no you actually don't.

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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

what's great about a piñata is eating the candy that has been stomped into the dirt by a stampede of violent children

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Fickle Filly @ficklefilly.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Every inspirational quote I’ve ever read has been against my will.

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 26/09/2026

It's really comin down out there (civilization)

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

HR says I need to stop referring to my coworkers as mortals. This feels like discrimination against high deities.

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Grimm @grimmreality.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

The new neighbors, who I do not know, have lawnchairs out for a little get-together in their backyard, which is nice but something I would be indifferent to until I noticed one of the people in the lawnchairs is a big dog, so I had to stanch the urge to yell down "INVITE ME OVER, YOU FUCKS."

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026