Reposted by @madmarion.bsky.socialdan mentos @danmentos.com · 15/10/2026REACTION: Guy named William who once drank beer with Sheryl Crow at noon on Tuesday in a bar that faces a giant car wash hears "All I Wanna Do" for the first time 5928
Reposted by @madmarion.bsky.socialℂ𝕒𝕥𝕞𝕒𝕟ℝ𝕖𝕤𝕚𝕤𝕥𝕤 🏳️🌈 ✡️ 😸 🌊 @stevefm20.bsky.social · 14/10/2026 111103621614
Reposted by @madmarion.bsky.socialRobert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Wishing a speedy recovery to Pope Leo XIV. He continues to serve the world as a much needed source of moral authority when many leaders, at home and abroad, are abdicating their responsibilities. 9855181574
Reposted by @madmarion.bsky.socialM Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 14/10/2026RepubliKKKan Hypocrites....... 370154544691
Reposted by @madmarion.bsky.socialSpooky Seamus O'Flaugherty @seamussaid.bsky.social · 11/10/2026the school nurse can't give my kid a Motrin for his headache yet there's a significant amount of Americans convinced school nurses are doing bottom surgery on kids 337184
Reposted by @madmarion.bsky.socialKaitlin Kal Lee @kaitlinkallee.bsky.social · 12/10/2026 54081931486
Reposted by @madmarion.bsky.socialKaitlin Kal Lee @kaitlinkallee.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Notice how women don't joke about raping men or laugh about men raping other men. There's only one gender that laughs at and threatens rape to people online & in person constantly. 9727159
Reposted by @madmarion.bsky.socialdarren32359.bsky.social @darren32359.bsky.social · 12/10/2026 16187812887
Reposted by @madmarion.bsky.socialJennifer Shin - WTAF @jennifershin.bsky.social · 12/10/2026The world must be very scary for people who are this gullible. Or this stupid. 14568911564
Reposted by @madmarion.bsky.socialbillkittle.bsky.social @billkittle.bsky.social · 08/10/2026 412276505654
Reposted by @madmarion.bsky.socialdarren32359.bsky.social @darren32359.bsky.social · 09/10/2026 32374282740
Reposted by @madmarion.bsky.socialKittyKatGirl😻🙏💞🐞 @mary1kathy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026 1096287987694
Reposted by @madmarion.bsky.socialKaitlin Kal Lee @kaitlinkallee.bsky.social · 09/10/2026 334191694910
Reposted by @madmarion.bsky.socialGrimm (My Normal Name Is My Halloween Name, Duh) @grimmreality.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Calling "shotgun!" prior to a car ride derives from the Old West phrase "riding shotgun," which referred to a second armed employee sitting next to stagecoach driver as security against people attacking the stage, so, yes, it kind of IS your job to get out and fight that guy I just flipped off. 37119
Reposted by @madmarion.bsky.socialJohn Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil @thealexnevil.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Just spitballin’ here, but what the actual fuck. 014854
Reposted by @madmarion.bsky.socialJake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 09/10/2026If the super wealthy only drain resources and pay no taxes, who cares if they leave if a wealth tax is imposed?  611719
Reposted by @madmarion.bsky.socialUncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 09/10/2026“Christopher! What’s the rule?” “Don’t eat the Amazon guy?” “The other rule.” “Don’t eat the UPS guy?” “The OTHER rule.” “Stay off the furniture?” “That’s right.” 937884
Reposted by @madmarion.bsky.socialUncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 09/10/2026[furniture store] wife: we're putting in a bar salesman: okay me: *giggles* wife: and… salesman: yes? me: *giggles* wife: go ahead, just say it me: WE NEED A STOOL SAMPLE 59721
Reposted by @madmarion.bsky.socialFᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 09/10/2026ME: So what do you do? DATE: I have a PhD in geology ME: So you're a rocktor lol HER: I need to see other people 611829
Reposted by @madmarion.bsky.socialFᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Me: If Hulk Hogan got cloned would they call him Hulk Hoagain? Interviewer: I meant questions about the job 59939
Reposted by @madmarion.bsky.socialKip Conlon @kipconlon.bsky.social · 10/05/2025Rorschach tests are so pointless. Like, I get it, it's my parents fighting. 214128
Reposted by @madmarion.bsky.socialkaranormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 09/10/2026so i have this humorous bit about marathons... it's a running joke 2265
Reposted by @madmarion.bsky.socialpixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 09/10/2026If I was Stephen King’s Carrie, instead of exploding a prom I would’ve used my telekinetic powers to get rich from rigging horse races 4385472
Reposted by @madmarion.bsky.socialBraden Serkas 🎃 @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Kids, back in my day we didn’t have autotune. If you couldn’t sing, they made you play the bass, and usually carry the amps too. That was your lot in life, and you just accepted it 817948
Reposted by @madmarion.bsky.socialthe hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Why did they use a photo where LeBron looks like he just took a massive bong rip 3191
Reposted by @madmarion.bsky.socialYgrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 09/10/2026“Hello!” said the Tupperware container. “We are married now!” replied the spaghetti sauce 714918
Reposted by @madmarion.bsky.socialAnn LeBlanc @robotleblanc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026friday is for kafkaposting 4771901700
Reposted by @madmarion.bsky.socialKip Conlon @kipconlon.bsky.social · 25/03/2026First, the good news. The bathwater has been disposed of. 5169011352
Reposted by @madmarion.bsky.socialdr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 09/10/2026this isn't who we used to pretend to be 232797472
Reposted by @madmarion.bsky.socialBraden Serkas 🎃 @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 08/10/2026You haven’t lived until you’ve had panties thrown onstage while you played an accordion solo 1011233
Reposted by @madmarion.bsky.socialIt's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 09/10/2026"Can we have healthcare?" "No can do but live-streamed executions are a go" 627070
Reposted by @madmarion.bsky.socialFR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 24/09/2025ME: do you know the french word for goodbye WIFE: adieu ME: what is it then 742275
Reposted by @madmarion.bsky.socialJake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 23/01/2025My daughter lost her first tooth and put it under her pillow. I replaced it with an even bigger tooth. She wants to play tooth games? Let's dance. 1137787782
Reposted by @madmarion.bsky.socialSiege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 07/10/2026If I was a knight and I saw a dragon I’d point to my crotch and say “Take a drag on this” and then I’d fight it. 77624
Reposted by @madmarion.bsky.socialDak @dak.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Whoever created forklifts dramatically overestimated the weight of forks 311533
Reposted by @madmarion.bsky.socialFR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026BARTENDER: another round JIMMY OLSEN: no we’re done thanks BARTENDER: *removes glasses from bar* LOIS LANE: omg it’s superbar 141044167
Reposted by @madmarion.bsky.social𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 07/10/2026[Kellogg marketing meeting, 1955] Boss: Who has a name for our boring new cereal? Employee: How about “K”? Boss: Hmm. Not special enough. Employee: Alright, hear me out… 222672
Reposted by @madmarion.bsky.socialCharlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I watched a two-hour Hallmark Christmas movie but it felt more like a Lifetime. 717761
Reposted by @madmarion.bsky.socialMary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Putting a bottle or can of pop in the freezer to cool it quickly and assuming you'll pull it out before it explodes is known as 'the devil's fizzy wager.' 731496162
Reposted by @madmarion.bsky.socialmr coffee @i.n33d.coffee · 05/10/2026Pretty much every house is a tree house if you think about it. 02812
Reposted by @madmarion.bsky.socialFR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026*manager walks by while in line at burger king* ME: *whispers to date* that's the burger king 09920
Reposted by @madmarion.bsky.socialBraden Serkas 🎃 @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 04/10/2026All I’m saying is before the internet existed every bar had a cigarette vending machine and everybody had sex all the time 1424374
Reposted by @madmarion.bsky.socialBlather Wince Repeat @blatherwincerepeat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Friends insist you’re like two peas in a pod. However, each pod usually produces 5 or 6 peas. The point is, as a couple, you underperform. 27026
Reposted by @madmarion.bsky.social🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 23/07/2025corn dogs are just meat twinkies 23502160
Reposted by @madmarion.bsky.socialAranock @aranock.bsky.social · 03/10/2026One thing that's been bothering me in the last couple days is I have never seen this level of "we should forgive and forget" "rehabilitation" for any woman doing anything perceived as or actually wrong no matter how small compared to literally having sexually assaulted someone. 31258259
Reposted by @madmarion.bsky.socialJessie Gender @jessiegender.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Every word of this 782698
Reposted by @madmarion.bsky.socialRob (the floor one) @floorisbed.bsky.social · 02/10/2026ME: can i have a hot italian SANDWICH SHOP EMPLOYEE: ok ME: [don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it] and can they bring me a sandwich FUCK 1039641
Reposted by @madmarion.bsky.socialBraden Serkas 🎃 @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I’m just a boy, standing in front of a girl, using obscure Victorian terminology and not understanding what isn’t working, where are you going baby, why are you flagging down a mutton shunter 314347
