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Poof Birb 🏴 ⸸

@poofbirb.bsky.social
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i am a very nice man with zero war crimes linktr.ee/poofbirb

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Poof Birb 🏴 ⸸ @poofbirb.bsky.social · 17h
you are distracting you need to get out of here
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Poof Birb 🏴 ⸸ @poofbirb.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
cats know things. like where the toilet is
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Poof Birb 🏴 ⸸ @poofbirb.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
what are the chances of the circumstances
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Poof Birb 🏴 ⸸ @poofbirb.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i am a hole pigeon type
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Poof Birb 🏴 ⸸ @poofbirb.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
fart
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Poof Birb 🏴 ⸸ @poofbirb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
it's a good thing we've basically legalized wearing masks at these things
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Poof Birb 🏴 ⸸ @poofbirb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i am pissing and farting
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Poof Birb 🏴 ⸸ @poofbirb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
let's all hang out and get pissed off and do some hyperbolics
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Poof Birb 🏴 ⸸ @poofbirb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i am normal in the sense that i don't eat poop
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Poof Birb 🏴 ⸸ @poofbirb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
cock spatula
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Poof Birb 🏴 ⸸ @poofbirb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
don't worry, beavis
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Poof Birb 🏴 ⸸ @poofbirb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
fuck Australia. toilet down under My ass
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Poof Birb 🏴 ⸸ @poofbirb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
can you help me search my house for poop
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Poof Birb 🏴 ⸸ @poofbirb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i am a pretty big fan of this whole nudity thing a lot
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Poof Birb 🏴 ⸸ @poofbirb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
poofbirb tweets are a holy communion event
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Poof Birb 🏴 ⸸ @poofbirb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
my life's work will be an ai that swallows so much cum that it throws up all over itself
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Poof Birb 🏴 ⸸ @poofbirb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
my body is a temple of rock and roll
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Poof Birb 🏴 ⸸ @poofbirb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
warning sound of the pre-borp esophagus suck in air
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Poof Birb 🏴 ⸸ @poofbirb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
get really high and fart. but im sober
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🐄🎃 @tweedle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
shit fuck factory
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Poof Birb 🏴 ⸸ @poofbirb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i don't discriminate between types of dickheads i will suck anything
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Poof Birb 🏴 ⸸ @poofbirb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i know a guy in a van with a toilet
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Ponder @ponderstibbonsuu.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
TIL a baby frog is called a 'froglet'.
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Poof Birb 🏴 ⸸ @poofbirb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i need to put down my ai agents with a gun
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Poof Birb 🏴 ⸸ @poofbirb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
free and interesting
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Poof Birb 🏴 ⸸ @poofbirb.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
my house is a humble forest of vaginas
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Poof Birb 🏴 ⸸ @poofbirb.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
how does i get a chill job working in the cum and balls industry
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Poof Birb 🏴 ⸸ @poofbirb.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
he is a rare man. very singular
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Poof Birb 🏴 ⸸ @poofbirb.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
bitch you smell like cum
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Poof Birb 🏴 ⸸ @poofbirb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
where would the stock market be without Indiana Jones cum
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Poof Birb 🏴 ⸸ @poofbirb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
if you want to be hungry as balls all the time just become a vegetarian
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Poof Birb 🏴 ⸸ @poofbirb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
have you ever seen a woman's portal
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Poof Birb 🏴 ⸸ @poofbirb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
ive rigged all of my money to explode upon my death
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Poof Birb 🏴 ⸸ @poofbirb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
grandpa's goober garbage
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Poof Birb 🏴 ⸸ @poofbirb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
the lowest tax rate city in America is london, uk
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woe platinum @esvrld.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
i have voted for you ten times just like i did for jill stein in 2016
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Poof Birb 🏴 ⸸ @poofbirb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
my apartment smells like garbage cocks
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Poof Birb 🏴 ⸸ @poofbirb.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i can't work in an office because im constantly saying FUCK
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Poof Birb 🏴 ⸸ @poofbirb.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
uncle acid and the dingleberries
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Poof Birb 🏴 ⸸ @poofbirb.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
why didn't the doc get pissed when Marty blew up his gigantic shiteating guitar amp
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Poof Birb 🏴 ⸸ @poofbirb.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
for a long time it's perfectly alright and then one day out of nowhere it smells really bad and you have to throw it out
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Poof Birb 🏴 ⸸ @poofbirb.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
why does the facebook app on my phone use this much storage? how about i never install this again
Facebook app usage is like 8gb
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Poof Birb 🏴 ⸸ @poofbirb.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I'm working up a good puke but I'm saving it for your house
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Poof Birb 🏴 ⸸ @poofbirb.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I'm glad we're not showing him on the news anymore
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Poof Birb 🏴 ⸸ @poofbirb.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
eggs are nature's cocks
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Poof Birb 🏴 ⸸ @poofbirb.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
voting for yimby shit
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Poof Birb 🏴 ⸸ @poofbirb.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
my hoodie smells like my nuts
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Luigi "The Adjuster" Mangione @kwh561.cryptoanarchy.network · 19/09/2026
this is outrageous I demand to suck the managers balls
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Poof Birb 🏴 ⸸ @poofbirb.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
thank you for your order would you like to suck my balls please
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Poof Birb 🏴 ⸸ @poofbirb.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Josh can suck my balls
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