geoff @geoffreigh.bsky.social · 15hlove all the tiny species in star wars. the little mechanic, salacious b crumb, the porgs, fever wasps. just lil guys running around waving their arms excitedly 070
geoff @geoffreigh.bsky.social · 17hthe burden of the ideal cult leader 😔 everybody trying to headhunt me for their group and i’m just in bed with the flu wondering why i can’t get into video games anymore!! 020
geoff @geoffreigh.bsky.social · 17htried to explain malfoid to my wife and gave up pretty quick when i realized id have to explain who malfoy is. not ruining that for her. 030
Reposted by geoffJess @ennui-haver.bsky.social · 18hi got a job picking up all the expended shell casings at the shooting range and everyone tries to shoot me like the golfball cart at the driving range 1183
geoff @geoffreigh.bsky.social · 18hmixing different stuff into a boiling pot until something magical or explosive happens 1102
Reposted by geoffJohnny Normality (Spooky Mode) @probgobl.in · 18hTHE HOME DEPOT SALES ASSOCIATES WON'T SHOW ME THEIR MOST POWERFUL INDUSTRIAL FANS WHILE I'M HOLDING LENGTHS OF CHAIN ANYMORE JUST BECAUSE OF WHAT I DID IN THE PAST. 1789
geoff @geoffreigh.bsky.social · 05/10/2026james and the giant peach was the first strike in the war on children 161
geoff @geoffreigh.bsky.social · 05/10/2026i do not have the energy to shower but my fear of feeling gross is too mighty. too powerful also my sheets are clean :3 010
Reposted by geoffSpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I’ve decided to put myself out there (in the dumpster) 6408116
geoff @geoffreigh.bsky.social · 04/10/2026nothing symbolic about the shadow people behind him. nothing at all. 050
geoff @geoffreigh.bsky.social · 04/10/2026have any famous people tried seeking forgiveness instead of demanding it 0101
geoff @geoffreigh.bsky.social · 04/10/2026doomsday is going to character assassinate doom. probably won’t even bring up latverian universal healthcare, education, and equality. definitely won’t bring up captain america defending your freedom to be denied medical care 030
geoff @geoffreigh.bsky.social · 03/10/2026i would have gone pro but i was really bad at everything 0194
geoff @geoffreigh.bsky.social · 03/10/2026self-styled magician geoff lost behind painted door; two day search ends due to lack of community interest 040
geoff @geoffreigh.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I will never vote for a candidate that wants to put me in a lab and slice n’ dice until they figure out what makes me tick. 220
geoff @geoffreigh.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Someone put up a wire display that says “natural?” next to the interstate and filled it with trash. For reference, Arkansas calls itself the natural state. 020
geoff @geoffreigh.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I am calling on every New Yorker to kill at least three rats a day for the next two years 140
geoff @geoffreigh.bsky.social · 02/10/2026My elderly dog gets to finally rest later today. I feel…I don’t know how I feel. I feel like relapsing on tree punching but I won’t. Yes, yes, it’s the loving and right thing to do. Yes, I know that it’s part of having a dog. That doesn’t change how the vet visit will feel for me or him. 490
Reposted by geoffSpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I am calmly observing my own catastrophic behaviours 213139
Reposted by geoffSpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social · 30/09/2026People everywhere are tired of my bullshit but I’m not done yet 222170
Reposted by geoffSpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I could go to sleep but unfortunately I’m committed to making tomorrow worse for me and everyone involved 123567
Reposted by geoff👻PeeTomb🐺🍺👻 @geraldelephants.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Yeah can I get a 12 inch adult-style pizza for delivery? 2103
Reposted by geoffJ. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 02/10/2026if a headline includes the word "quietly" for no reason other than a low effort attempt to trigger suspicion, I'm not clicking on it. Stop it. 051
Reposted by geoffNightmare Lamp @nightmare-fueler.bsky.social · 01/10/2026in fortnite you are forced to buy cosmetics and get victory royales, which is a lot like real life where you have to buy clothes and kill people until theres no one left 1214
Reposted by geoffNightmare Lamp @nightmare-fueler.bsky.social · 01/10/2026having a pet rock is so smart because nobody is gonna moralize to you if you fuck it 1264
geoff @geoffreigh.bsky.social · 01/10/2026[nathan fielder voice] the first step was to build a left leaning following on the social media site bluesky under the username snakeroot. 060
Reposted by geoffgeoff @geoffreigh.bsky.social · 01/10/2026i met a baby opossum named pasta luke tonight 0131
Reposted by geoffgeoff @geoffreigh.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Look, I know it’s bound in human skin but don’t judge it by its cover! oh shit it’s inked in blood what the fuck 062
Reposted by geoffsheeven shpielberg 🏳️🌈 @sheev.calamitousintent.com · 30/09/2026i didn't know her except through osmosis, so i've just been happily nodding along without getting it, being glad someone so influential and beloved was coming out strong for palestine... until just yesterday, when i saw this, and everything finally clicked.reddit.comFrom the MadeMeSmile community on Reddit: Miss Rachel is the richest woman in the worldExplore this post and more from the MadeMeSmile community 121
geoff @geoffreigh.bsky.social · 30/09/2026i don’t think you can fathom the influence ms rachel has unless you live in a rural area. the conservative vibe here has shifted from “the bible said to side with israel” to “i stand with ms rachel and palestinian children!” 2111
geoff @geoffreigh.bsky.social · 30/09/2026nancy mace’s tattoos and leather catsuit is a devious attempt to split the left into “problematic would” and “you’re disgusting” 291
geoff @geoffreigh.bsky.social · 30/09/2026call an ambulance…but not for [i pull a tanto from my car and am immediately shot] 020
