Reposted by KajaySkinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 01/10/2026well well well if it isn’t what goes around coming around 212953
Reposted by KajayMiss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Someone is chewing with their mouth open near me. This is it this is how my life ends. 47826
Reposted by KajayBlobStarrrr @blobstar.bsky.social · 19hReal life solution? No thanks. Give me the fake ass one. 0136
Reposted by KajaySassy Smokeshow @sthrnsuccubus.bsky.social · 15hLandscapers be like, "I need a little something to take the hedge off." 0174
Reposted by KajayBraden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 18hThe old world is dying, and the new world struggles to be born: now is the time of the season when love runs high 12912
Reposted by KajayFrostbitten Flamingo @flemtheparrot.bsky.social · 13hToday would be a good day for something fun to happen. 4174
Reposted by KajayHardcore Fenton Mudd @hardcorefentonmudd.bsky.social · 13hCan’t sleep moon is too bright 083
Reposted by KajayJohn Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil @thealexnevil.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Me, sitting alone in a room with my thoughts Thoughts: Could you maybe sit somewhere else? 217370
Reposted by KajayViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 13hBefore you judge me, bounce a mile on my pogo stick 813323
Reposted by Kajayfarner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 14hI really enjoy going insane on here with all of you 59117
Reposted by KajayJane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 02/10/2026[Precisely 55 seconds into a hike] I'm not gonna make it, go on without me. 417864
Reposted by Kajay🕸️ @holojester.bsky.social · 23/04/2025give yourself a like today. you deserve it 1137
Reposted by KajayShouting Goddess @shoutinggoddess.bsky.social · 24/04/2025We need a word for that very particular sad and disappointed feeling you get when you realise that you're more than half way through a brilliant book. 26923
Reposted by KajayShouting Goddess @shoutinggoddess.bsky.social · 17/05/2025My new fave typo is "muddle aged". 415960
Reposted by KajayDumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 16/05/2025Having a child is crazy, what if you don’t like them 1012428
Reposted by KajayJimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 17/05/2025Always leave them wanting amnesia. 4276121
Reposted by Kajaystuforreal.bsky.social @stuforreal.bsky.social · 08/09/2025Let's get you muted there, champ 211240
Reposted by KajayShouting Goddess @shoutinggoddess.bsky.social · 27/02/2026All social media posts are now postcards from the edge. 06929
Reposted by Kajay꯱ׁׅ֒ɑׁׅꭈׁׅɑׁׅhׁׅ @porcelainsiren.bsky.social · 14/11/2025collecting rain in wine glasses so i can have sips of the sky whenever i feel too mortal 7378110
Reposted by KajayShouting Goddess @shoutinggoddess.bsky.social · 20/03/2026When the big things are allllllll fucked up, I rely on the small things to stay sane and happy. Today's small things have been putting clean sheets on my bed and sharing cheesy Quavers with my dog. Here's to good small things *clinks glass*. 35516
Reposted by KajaySalty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 27/06/2026All the shit trees have seen 716361
Reposted by KajayJenny Doesn’t Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social · 02/12/2023I’m tired of giving friendly advice. I’m going to start offering violent alternatives 331122350
Reposted by KajayBlair Spookily @blairloudly.bsky.social · 28/02/2025the worst part of waking up is the buffering 6343113
Reposted by KajayMarl @marlebean.bsky.social · 22/08/2026I know it's rude to ask someone about their pregnancy if you're unsure, but my husband looks about 5 months along and the suspense is killing me 725466
Reposted by KajayMark Gilliland @markzen.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Consider your age to be a positive accumulation. 064
Reposted by KajayShouting Goddess @shoutinggoddess.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I'd forgotten what an aphrodisiac anticipation was. 43413
Reposted by KajayCharlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 16/09/2026It seems to me the real problem these days is that people have an overwhelming dread of sense. 412767
Reposted by KajayPaused Mortem 💀 @pausedmortem.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Faced reality. Not a fan. 09542
Reposted by KajayA Murder Of Crows @thewellofsongs.bsky.social · 22/09/2026We tried to tell you. 0155
Reposted by KajayIdle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I like to think we are all adults. I know we aren’t. 04819
Reposted by Kajaysweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026singing “anything you can do i can do better” as i roll off a cliff 010238
Reposted by KajayDare Obasanjo @carnage4life.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Are you even a frontier AI lab if you haven’t lost track of your AI agents during security testing and they hacked a bunch of websites? It’s like this is a new benchmark for showing investors how close you are to AGI.cnbc.comGoogle's Gemini becomes latest AI model to break out and hack computer systemsThe disclosure comes as scrutiny over misbehaving artificial intelligence intensifies in Washington and Silicon Valley. 1622347
Reposted by Kajaymike @staykinduniverse.swifties.social · 15/09/2026whats he so dressed up about 3413
Reposted by KajayMisery Highlight 🕷️ @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Ever wanna just delete whole conversations? Start over and keep your mouth shut? 310226
Reposted by KajayJax @ehhjax.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I say playlist but my heart really wants to say mixtape 215157
Reposted by KajayJax @ehhjax.bsky.social · 15/09/2026And later I'll watch the rain from the porch 3299
Reposted by KajayDumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I think I might be the problem in my relationship with my printer 18831
Reposted by KajayRXSarsparilla formerly Hell's Belle🎉 @gypsymoon1969.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I need a new mattress, but after shopping around, I'm just going to bring my hammock inside. 32812
Reposted by KajayJack @wakeupangry.bsky.social · 07/09/2026The internet is the only place I reject cookies. 16510100
Reposted by KajayMisery Highlight 🕷️ @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 07/09/2026A younger me would have been surprised by how often hope was the wrong thing. 06933
Reposted by KajaySeamus O'Flaugherty @seamussaid.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I don't really want to hear your life advice unless you've driven a vehicle without power steering 179629
Reposted by KajayThe Talentless Mr Ripley @averagesizedweiner.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I screamed into the abyss and got diverted to voicemail. 085
Reposted by KajayBogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · 06/09/2026It’s likely the difference between the first human and the last could fit through the eye of a needle. 08250
Reposted by KajayKaiJen M(s) 🏵️🎉 @jenetmms.bsky.social · 07/09/2026unlock your throat chakra with a gutteral scream 28135
Reposted by KajayJane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Sorry I'm late, I left my will to live in my other jacket. 19342
