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Isaac

@isaacgordon.com
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outdoor enthusiast indoor mega enthusiast ...actually, maybe I just like doors he/him

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g.c. @lscrapl.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
subtly undoing all my hard work, as a treat
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SpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Babe come over we’re having an emergency last minute frozen pizza for dinner
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Telling a child that they were adopted is the hardest thing about being a party clown
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
mustard: too bossy! they need to call it mayard
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SpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’ve decided to put myself out there (in the dumpster)
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🕸️ @holojester.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
*upsies your daisy*
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James @james.tarnation.lol · 01/10/2026
sweet nothings have more calories than u think
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BlobStarrrr @blobstar.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Please flatten your palm and fingers when feeding me apples
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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 01/10/2026
how can we be sure that anything is butter
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Saw your man pushing a boulder up the hill. He looked tired
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
when I get older ✔️ losing my hair ✔️ many years from now ❌
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karanormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
omg do i have to do everything around here
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i brought baklava to a gun fight and everyone complemented me on my flaky layers before i got shot
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i wish baseball teams could resolve their differences without resorting to baseball
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Damn girl, are you chocolate? Because I love you but you almost killed my dog
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
You're in her DMs? Bro, I'm inner peace.
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
and what do you think would be the first rule of the socratic method club?
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Sometimes feel like I don't really have imposter syndrome
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corpse eating dog @thuleanperspective.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Me saving something in my drafts: this will come in handy later! Me looking through my drafts later: damn I should have gone to the hospital
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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
the much more disturbing "reverse pagliacci" where a clown tells you you should go see a doctor
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Siege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
If that pasta musical wins best stage play then that proves anyone can rig a Tony.
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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
the sudo command is just the Bene Gesserit voice for linux
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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I respect my haters and share their concerns
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The judge calls for a brief recess because my head is stuck in my sweater
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Amy Vants to Suck Your Blood 🩸 @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
i used to think but i’m trying real hard to stop
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
ordering a cappuccino with extra pulp
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
the jerk store called, but it was just to say "i love you"
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Deb JJ Lee @jdebbiel.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
witnessed something at dragon con I can’t get out of my head
Sketch of a Mike Myers cat in the hat cosplayer staring intently at a poster of a sexy Ring lady
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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
You had me at mutually assured destruction
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Mal a BOO 👻 @hallowedverses.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Wanna call each other’s jobs and pretend there’s an emergency and go grab drinks, or nah?
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
it’s called car repair because autocorrect was taken
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slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 31/08/2026
my haters are amassing a flotilla
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
benadryl at morning, third hr warning
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Wife: How did the job interview go? Me: [taking off wizard hat] It’s discrimination
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Paranormal Pandy 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Missed connection: You saw me eating a burrito bowl in my car while crying and listening to yacht rock. You did finger guns at me. Please reply
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
any priest who doesn’t guzzle the communion wine like a drunken sailor is a fraud
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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
if they didn’t want me to put my penis in it why did they call it cocktail sauce
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
i’ve been through the desert on a horse with a name totally different vibe
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zach @extrafabulous.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
9AM: my body is a temple 9PM: i'm going to eat my weight in cheez-its
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Listen asshole, the tickle monster killed my whole family
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I got in on the ground floor of a successful company. The lobby is beautiful. Here comes security.
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official gogurt @gogurtofficial.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
okay google make it feel okay again
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
pumpkin spice flavored pre-autumnal depression
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
rip isaac newton, you would have loved apple bottom jeans
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
i’m gonna level with you kitten daddy does not have the serenity to accept the things he cannot change
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 21/08/2026
Never let a writer help you move
A cardboard moving box with EPHEMERA written on it in Sharpie
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headless horseDan @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
teach a man to fuck a fish, now you got mermen
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Skellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 19/08/2026
make sure to pad the depressing posts with jokes
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I looked up from crying and my therapist was doing the jerk-off motion
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