Reposted by Isaacg.c. @lscrapl.bsky.social · 05/10/2026subtly undoing all my hard work, as a treat 0309
Reposted by IsaacSpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Babe come over we’re having an emergency last minute frozen pizza for dinner 49924
Reposted by IsaacViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Telling a child that they were adopted is the hardest thing about being a party clown 18527100
Reposted by Isaacalexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026mustard: too bossy! they need to call it mayard 85910
Reposted by IsaacSpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I’ve decided to put myself out there (in the dumpster) 6413118
Reposted by IsaacJames @james.tarnation.lol · 01/10/2026sweet nothings have more calories than u think 0145
Reposted by IsaacBlobStarrrr @blobstar.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Please flatten your palm and fingers when feeding me apples 28943
Reposted by Isaac🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 01/10/2026how can we be sure that anything is butter 2221075
Reposted by IsaacViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Saw your man pushing a boulder up the hill. He looked tired 921541
Reposted by Isaacweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 01/10/2026when I get older ✔️ losing my hair ✔️ many years from now ❌ 2021020
Reposted by Isaackaranormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 29/09/2026omg do i have to do everything around here 626166
Reposted by Isaacsweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026i brought baklava to a gun fight and everyone complemented me on my flaky layers before i got shot 518238
Reposted by IsaacJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 29/09/2026i wish baseball teams could resolve their differences without resorting to baseball 422558578
Reposted by IsaacViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Damn girl, are you chocolate? Because I love you but you almost killed my dog 330841
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Reposted by IsaacJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 24/09/2026and what do you think would be the first rule of the socratic method club? 4721824
Reposted by Isaacweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Sometimes feel like I don't really have imposter syndrome 2153388
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Reposted by IsaacCullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026the much more disturbing "reverse pagliacci" where a clown tells you you should go see a doctor 8354211209
Reposted by IsaacSiege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 16/09/2026If that pasta musical wins best stage play then that proves anyone can rig a Tony. 813350
Reposted by IsaacGreg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 16/09/2026the sudo command is just the Bene Gesserit voice for linux 913234
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Reposted by IsaacViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 09/09/2026The judge calls for a brief recess because my head is stuck in my sweater 616840
Reposted by IsaacAmy Vants to Suck Your Blood 🩸 @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 09/09/2026i used to think but i’m trying real hard to stop 518167
Reposted by IsaacJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 09/09/2026ordering a cappuccino with extra pulp 2218811
Reposted by Isaacalexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 06/09/2026the jerk store called, but it was just to say "i love you" 1333571
Reposted by IsaacDeb JJ Lee @jdebbiel.bsky.social · 06/09/2026witnessed something at dragon con I can’t get out of my head 53106442141
Reposted by IsaacSkinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 07/09/2026You had me at mutually assured destruction 111546
Reposted by IsaacMal a BOO 👻 @hallowedverses.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Wanna call each other’s jobs and pretend there’s an emergency and go grab drinks, or nah? 110125
Reposted by IsaacFrovo @frovo.bsky.social · 01/09/2026it’s called car repair because autocorrect was taken 9490105
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Reposted by IsaacViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Wife: How did the job interview go? Me: [taking off wizard hat] It’s discrimination 242275
Reposted by IsaacParanormal Pandy 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Missed connection: You saw me eating a burrito bowl in my car while crying and listening to yacht rock. You did finger guns at me. Please reply 16884134
Reposted by Isaacsweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 30/08/2026any priest who doesn’t guzzle the communion wine like a drunken sailor is a fraud 613828
Reposted by IsaacGreg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 30/08/2026if they didn’t want me to put my penis in it why did they call it cocktail sauce 2621964
Reposted by Isaacsweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 29/08/2026i’ve been through the desert on a horse with a name totally different vibe 310227
Reposted by IsaacJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 26/08/20269AM: my body is a temple 9PM: i'm going to eat my weight in cheez-its 571366132
Reposted by IsaacJason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Listen asshole, the tickle monster killed my whole family 9398111
Reposted by Isaacweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 25/08/2026I got in on the ground floor of a successful company. The lobby is beautiful. Here comes security. 1558799
Reposted by Isaacofficial gogurt @gogurtofficial.bsky.social · 25/08/2026okay google make it feel okay again 091
Reposted by Isaacsweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 25/08/2026pumpkin spice flavored pre-autumnal depression 29521
Reposted by IsaacJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 25/08/2026rip isaac newton, you would have loved apple bottom jeans 1736134
Reposted by Isaacrax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 25/08/2026i’m gonna level with you kitten daddy does not have the serenity to accept the things he cannot change 51303312
Reposted by IsaacEffin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 21/08/2026Never let a writer help you move 10665901088
Reposted by Isaacheadless horseDan @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 20/08/2026teach a man to fuck a fish, now you got mermen 2572396
Reposted by IsaacSkellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 19/08/2026make sure to pad the depressing posts with jokes 39135
Reposted by IsaacViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 21/08/2026I looked up from crying and my therapist was doing the jerk-off motion 234976