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Just updated eatf.art with a dozen new places to order Effin’ Birds calendars, books & cards online in the US, UK, Canada, Australia and France. Let me know if I've missed a great shop near you that's keeping my stuff in stock! Calendars are out now, and Effin’ Birds: 100 Postcards ships Oct 20th.

The cover of the Effin’ Birds 2027 box calendar

The cover of the 2027 Effin’ Birds wall calendar

The cover of the 2027 Effin’ Birds planner

the cover of Effin’ Birds: 100 Postcards

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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 29/09/2026

TORONTO: on October 17th I’ll be signing and selling books, cards and calendars at The Toronto Shitshow at Parkdale Hall. Free admission, but there’s also a VIP ticket that includes a rare Effin’ Birds book and pin. Get your holiday shopping done early (and personalized!) torontoshitshow.com

A graphic showing the book Greetings From Effin’ Birds, an Effin’ Birds pin, a pen that says Welcome to the Shit Show and more.

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doomsey @doomsey.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Been watching @effinbirds.com antics for a while now, and while I’m too cheap to spend money apparently my spouse is a fan 😎

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atlas :3 @atlaslovesedm8704.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

reposting this again because its literally mood as fuck

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Julia Lynch @jlynch13.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Quite pleased with my new @effinbirds.com tshirt. Bought in homage to @mirya.bsky.social, of course!

A torso wearing a white tshirt emblazoned with a lifelike turkey vulture in brown with a red head, over which runs, in orange type, the motto “Powered by spite.”

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Shrum @therealshrum.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Thank you @effinbirds.com for coming to FanX! It was a pleasure chatting with you, and this book will have a special place on my bookshelf. Even though my name is misspelled, I feel like Boston Neelix would have done that so it fits haha Safe travels home!

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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 26/09/2026

I only agreed to buy a minivan because my wife said I could paint a wizard on it she never let me paint the wizard we are divorced

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Kevin Hearne @kevinhearne.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

How do we incentivize people to paint wizards on their vans again I haven’t seen a wizard van in a decade and it feels like we lost something precious Can we offer up a tax credit? Little bags of shrooms? Start a wizard van painting program at vocational schools?

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Funranium (AKA Phil Broughton) @funranium.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Bootleg Safari is a delight. People of SLC, you deserve nice things. @eighthway.com, go take your students. Or have them take you as you are venerable and need minding and fruit cup.

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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 26/09/2026

Some landmarks to help you find me at FanX Salt Lake. And don’t miss my panel at 5pm, Bootleg Safari, with special guest Abby Trott!

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Lena (they/them) 🩷💛🩵 @petalsketch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

you don’t have to tell me twice

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Ian Bowers @iggdawg.com · 25/09/2026

How your email finds me

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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 25/09/2026

UTAH! Get your butts on down to the Salt Palace for FanX Salt Lake. details and more appearances: eatf.art/where

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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 24/09/2026

How to find Effin’ Birds at FanX Salt Lake! don’t worry, my fingers are fine, I was just fingerpainting

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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 24/09/2026

Heartened by this — I’m currently dealing with backlash from a huuuuge comics org that made a splashy anti-AI announcement last year but then did not live up to that announcement and got big mad that I called them out over it. (I’m giving them a chance to rethink their decision before naming ‘em)

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Keeping it Geekly @keepingitgeekly.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

👏👏👏 @boom-studios.com Credit to @azhuoart.bsky.social for the screenshot

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Fokkerdude 🇨🇦 @fokkerdude.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

My new shirts from @effinbirds.com have arrived! They're a quality product and I can't wait to wear the blue one at work. #EatFarts #EffinBirds #HissingCobraChicken

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Brandon Bird @brandonbird.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

C is for Columbo

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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 23/09/2026

TORONTO: free appearance alert! October 17th I’ll be at the Toronto Shitshow with the brand new Effin’ Birds: 100 Postcards box, all formats of my 2027 calendars, and more great gift options. Plus you can buy a VIP ticket with timed entry that includes an Effin’ Birds pin and book! eatf.art/toss