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King in yellow (mustard stain) @murielcook.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
smh we should have gotten at least 3 more seasons of Strip Law
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Tony Damiano @tonydamiano.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Still thinking about Glem's Bounty
Strip Law.  Glem playing a slot machine called Glem's Bounty
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Mgs. Ghast 🎗️ @magis-ghast.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It's Lawbert-ing time! Rewatching Strip Law again to cheer myself up a bit
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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 9h
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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 11h
America hates Lose Girl, the woman famous for losing!
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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 18h
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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
from what i know about texas a&m kids this is how they all think
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Jeffrey Keese @jeffreykeese.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hell yeah brother
TexAgs post by infinity ag titled “why not fire our coaches and use AI?”
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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Dante's Inferno: in Hell there's doodoo AND weewee
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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
watching redzone today like
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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
DOUBLE WITCHING HOUR!?
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Jane @jane.meangirls.online · 27/09/2026
a perfect local subreddit post
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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
this still loops in my head constantly
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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Dragula is actually the number one song in America
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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
lowes "earn your Sunday" is a psy op by the ruling class to create the 6 day work week
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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
choosin texas? call me when its Chuggin Mom Ass
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Teddy Meatballs @leftbanksy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
“SssssORKIN!”
Jim Carrey in the mask saying smokin but it’s dork on as in Aaron Sorkin I am very intelligent
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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
DA WITCHING HOUR
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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 27/09/2026
turns out every NFL quarterback is bad
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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
is drake maye rex grossman? the people are asking
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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
drake maye you friggin doof
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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
lately I've been thinking about how if AI was ever able to do what the executives want it to do, it would catapult us insanely quickly into the Cool Zone
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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
cropped pic of jacob tremblay on a talk show reading "a 12 year old jacob tremblay does his best"
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The Intimate Toilette (A Woman Urinating), by François Boucher, 1760s
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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
a truly useless observation that i still wanna talk about is that the last third of "sweet emotion" sounds like early red hot chili peppers
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ashley (ravens 2-1) 🌹 @clearlyashley.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
yep
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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i think the best comp for Marvin Harrison Junior is Wee Bey's son Naymond from the Wire
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i just realized james bond doesnt have any friends. he needs a recurring friend named like Allan
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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
tom cruise going door to door as Digger trying to elicit any response from people
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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
the people's muscle car
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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i believe we should transfer wealth and power from a few awful Americans to the millions of merely shitty Americans
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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i often think of him
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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
they put my goitwr on the jumbotron again
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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
THIS GUY DOESN'T KNOW HIS OWN ADDRESS OR PHONE NUMBER
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amityf @amityf.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
168 pages, man. And I don't think this is a _new_ analysis or shocking to anyone. But god.
amnestyusa.org
“We Had Whistles, They Had Guns”: Human Rights Violations in U.S. Immigration Enforcement Operations and the Case to Abolish ICE
To comply with international human rights law, Amnesty International urges the U.S. government to abolish U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE).
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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
imagine trying to pitch mr. bean if mr Bean didn't exist
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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
thinking about what the cast of a rerebooted oceans 11 would look like and folks we need to open the celebrity achools
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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
if i was president i would use seal team six for things like this
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Ari Berman @ariberman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
By destroying Voting Rights Act and gutting 14th & 15th amendments the Roberts Court is recycling legal arguments once used by Confederates and white supremacists to destroy Reconstruction Please read my deep dive w/ @pemalevy.bsky.social in @motherjones.com www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 23/09/2026
Good cause but I definitely thought the player’s name was “Old Judge Cigarettes” for a second
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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
John: Have you bloody tried this McDonald's? I had Big Mac. Paul: It's brilliant! The hamburgers. George: Shakes! Ringo: 🎵oh Hamburger Clown, Hes the hippest bloke in town, he beats his feet down Mulberry street, to feed me meat so brown🎵 John: That would be a good Beatles song!
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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
im gonna see if i can go my whole life without hearing the apparent most popular song of all time
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Acting the Fulemin @actingthefulemin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
there are 70 million people for whom this is the biggest song in the world. they watch comedies called like "Wives of Jim" that have run for nine seasons. they're usually pretty affable in person. in 2024 they severed the fate of humanity because of egg prices
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Tamara Yajia @tamis.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
My memoir is out on paperback. Read and tell a friend. I am with child. geni.us/cryformearge...
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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
just took a nap and woke up w this idea in my head
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Maris Kreizman @maris.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
@runwithskizzers.bsky.social is right.
ok if you have spent time reading and posting about bret stephens today, dedicate like three posts to shout about writers who put out good things
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 22/09/2026
A lot of us have had to take a lot of shit on Bluesky for the crime of being 100% right about guys too early
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Clitasaurus Rex 🦖 @naiijah.blacksky.app · 22/09/2026
i still have never heard this song somebody lying
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