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RedruM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Not part of the problem or the solution but some secret third thing

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Uncle Jeff 🌈 @picklerudd.bsky.social · 18/03/2024

If you see a faded sign by the side of the road that says 15 miles to the

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Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I spied Goody Proctor burying her pizza crusts in the marsh under the light of the full moon past

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Wilt thou not eat thy pizza crusts?

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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

"soy boy" is NOT an insult! "soy boy" is the name of the creation i carved from fermented bean curd and whom i am going to make real using the darkest of magics

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itty bitty fairy @krissywrites.northsky.social · 02/10/2026

Big corps just need to grow some balls and leave twitter.

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Han Solo Cup @hansolocup.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

She says the laundry’s done This is the peak of fun The party’in peeps will fold it @umphreysmcgee.bsky.social

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 26/09/2026

It's really comin down out there (civilization)

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

as someone who can never see the magic eye image Mallrats really hit home for me

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Han Solo Cup @hansolocup.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I’m starting to think finches liking nyger is a marketing scam from Big Seed.

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Han Solo Cup @hansolocup.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Unpopular opinion: Janeway was right because Tuvix was super ugly.

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Han Solo Cup @hansolocup.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Watching Galactic Empire at #dragoncon2026 and wondering if the Twi’lek dancing girls tour with them or if they hire local?

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Han Solo Cup @hansolocup.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

You gotta go right to go left is the new you gotta go up to go down. #dragoncon2026

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Han Solo Cup @hansolocup.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Advice: Don’t fart when wearing an inflatable velociraptor costume. #dragoncon2026

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Han Solo Cup @hansolocup.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

It’s never a good sign when a micro-economy starts forming. -him, waiting in DragonCon registration line

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Han Solo Cup @hansolocup.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Wait, which side of a backpack is the front?

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Han Solo Cup @hansolocup.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Give an AI a phish and they’ll email for a day. Teach an AI to phish and they’ll email for a lifetime.

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 22/08/2026

Make sure you throw one lol in there for plausible deniability

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Han Solo Cup @hansolocup.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

I’m too lazy to look up names so I just assume the one guy in insane clown posse is guy fieri

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A.L. likely @alvildalikely.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Oh shut up, Carla. It’s mine. I’ll call it my “hoo-ha” if I want.

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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 21/08/2026

I would never take a highway to the danger zone. they would see you coming. you have to take the back roads to the danger zone. you have to park about a mile off in a fairly public parking lot and reverse your jacket halfway through the walk to get to the danger zone. it's fucking dangerous there.

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👻 Crujería 🦇 @carnitas.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

making fun of me for eating nothing but saltines is only making me stronger

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Cuz'n Jamie @j-meeeeee.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Who do you have to sleep with around here to get a like to a post? Bangers aren't bangers if there's no one to bang.

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Han Solo Cup @hansolocup.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

I say this with no regrets: I cannot be trusted around cheese curds.

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Han Solo Cup @hansolocup.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

C’mon, Team. Let’s make this wheelhouse a wheelhome.

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Sam @samuelhlowe.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Introverts are often told to socialize and talk more, while extroverts are rarely encouraged to shut the fuck up.

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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Clear the numbers off the microwave, you monster

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Alice McFlurry @alicemcflurry.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Proposition to rename Dairy Queen's Blizzard to Dessert Storm.

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raindro g but spooky @raindro.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

the jungle isn’t as welcoming as i was led to believe

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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

me: for my next party, imma serve a giant bowl of juice & alcohol that will be so unbearably painful to swallow it’ll cause ppl to regret every single goddamn decision they’ve ever made in their lives . imma call it ‘gut punch’ . lol my gynecologist: what

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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

get in, loser. it’s fucking hot outside, you goddamn idiot. don’t get a heatstroke, you dumbass. stay hydrated, you giant piece of shit

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Han Solo Cup @hansolocup.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

They’re only vidalias if they come from the Vidalia region of Georgia. Everything else is just a sweet onion.

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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 14/05/2026

i have never once come to my senses and i don't intend to start now

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

A lot of people are asking questions about my babypult. Like, "Does it really fling babies?" & "Have you seen my son Jeff?"

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Blather Wince Repeat @blatherwincerepeat.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

A live feed — you mean a buffet?

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Han Solo Cup @hansolocup.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

I got the fleabie jeebies from visiting an infested home! No fleas on me, but I am constantly feeling like there are. What other kinds of critter jitters are out there?

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