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James’ Brain Scat

@j-meeeeee.bsky.social
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Yeah. I'm a slacker. ADHD is my superpower. Writer of code & fiction. Fed-up smart-ass. He/Him. Laugh with me or at me. IDGAF. Just laugh while it's still legal.

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Fort George Brewery @fortgeorgebeer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
B is for Brunch. Weekend Brunch in the Lovell Taproom at Fort George returns after some fun rotating menus for our September Chefs Brunch features. Saturdays and Sundays, 10am - 2pm (or until sold out). Check out the menu at the link in bio.
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James’ Brain Scat @j-meeeeee.bsky.social · 6h
P1: I don't know that anybody needs to know that their mother has a tattoo on her ass. P2: That's nothing. My grandmother had a tail.
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James’ Brain Scat @j-meeeeee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Heaven has hookers & blow, right?
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James’ Brain Scat @j-meeeeee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Heaven has casinos, right? RIGHT??? 😬
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James’ Brain Scat @j-meeeeee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
YEAH. You better run!
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James’ Brain Scat @j-meeeeee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Alanis Morissette keeps bugging me in the middle of dinner. Should I talk to her? She might be a bit AGGRO.
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James’ Brain Scat @j-meeeeee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sorry. I’m just not very good at following directions. Say that again? Take my protein pills AND put my helmet on? Slow down. I’m still trying to remember where I put the protein pills. Oh shit. This is Dave’s helmet. [Liftoff] Dammit!
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James’ Brain Scat @j-meeeeee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Generated by a human so you know it has to be true.
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James’ Brain Scat @j-meeeeee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I wonder if I should flush this?
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James’ Brain Scat @j-meeeeee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Fact. Your cat would eat you, if it could. Prove me wrong.
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James’ Brain Scat @j-meeeeee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sorry babe. I get a little sweaty when I sleep
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James’ Brain Scat @j-meeeeee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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James’ Brain Scat @j-meeeeee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Alanis Morissette keeps bugging me in the middle of dinner. Should I talk to her? She might be a bit AGGRO.
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James’ Brain Scat @j-meeeeee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sorry babe. I get a little sweaty when I sleep
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James’ Brain Scat @j-meeeeee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Gives me die-wah-wee-wah.
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James’ Brain Scat @j-meeeeee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I hate when I tell someone I'll be there in 10 minutes and they call me every half hour
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James’ Brain Scat @j-meeeeee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
BREAKING: James just learned that we all get FREE BEER tomorrow! Will let you know how it turns out.
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James’ Brain Scat @j-meeeeee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Fact. Your cat would eat you, if it could. Prove me wrong.
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James’ Brain Scat @j-meeeeee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I wonder if I should flush this?
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James’ Brain Scat @j-meeeeee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I told you not to flush that
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James’ Brain Scat @j-meeeeee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Generated by a human so you know it has to be true.
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James’ Brain Scat @j-meeeeee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
BREAKING: James just learned that we all get FREE BEER tomorrow! Will let you know how it turns out.
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James’ Brain Scat @j-meeeeee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I know it's late. I know you're weary.
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James’ Brain Scat @j-meeeeee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
🎶I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice Uh, yo fat girl, come here, are ya ticklish? Yeah, I called ya fat, look at me, I'm skinny It never stopped me from gettin' busy I'm a freak, I like the girls with the boom I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom, I'm crazy
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James’ Brain Scat @j-meeeeee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I hate when I tell someone I'll be there in 10 minutes and they call me every half hour
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James’ Brain Scat @j-meeeeee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Gives me die-wah-wee-wah.
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James’ Brain Scat @j-meeeeee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I've been listening to Stevie Wonder, too. He's a genius. A musical genius!
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James’ Brain Scat @j-meeeeee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hey now. Those chips aren't gonna eat themselves, ya know.
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James’ Brain Scat @j-meeeeee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Anyone else have a boss where if ONE THING goes WRONG with a project, the WHOLE FUCKING PROJECT IS FUCKED, everyone who participated is a POS & should be fired, & the WHOLE THING should be rebuilt from scratch? John. Someone used an Oxford comma. It’s OK. The project is GREAT. Chill the fuck out!
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James’ Brain Scat @j-meeeeee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
How is it that one of the greatest humans ever, and the greatest president of our generation, was followed by one of the worst humans and presidents in American history? Because 30% of this country are Crackers still fighting the goddamn Civil War.
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James’ Brain Scat @j-meeeeee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Nothing. I didn't do anything, mom. I was just standing here?
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James’ Brain Scat @j-meeeeee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sorry. I’m just not very good at following directions. Say that again? Take my protein pills AND put my helmet on? Slow down. I’m still trying to remember where I put the protein pills. Oh shit. This is Dave’s helmet. [Liftoff] Dammit!
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James’ Brain Scat @j-meeeeee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ever throw a hot dog in the Grand canyon?
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James’ Brain Scat @j-meeeeee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Chair up, fella!
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James’ Brain Scat @j-meeeeee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Nothing. I didn't do anything, mom. I was just standing here?
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James’ Brain Scat @j-meeeeee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ever throw a hot dog in the Grand canyon?
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James’ Brain Scat @j-meeeeee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’m pissed at men too. Also pissed at mothers who don’t teach their boys how to act when someone is vulnerable, and fathers who don’t hold their sons accountable because they weren't either. Simple. Men need to call out other men for being dicks. I do. And I don’t associate with men who won’t.
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