Comma Toss @twicelost.bsky.social · 7hGonna name my first-born Fatboy Slim. At least there will be no chance of being bothered by body dysphoria 000
Comma Toss @twicelost.bsky.social · 7hEvery dog owner be like: I think my dog is the stupidest creature of nature. While every person owning a cat be like: I'm sure my cat will be the perfect new James Bond 010
Comma Toss @twicelost.bsky.social · 7hWelcome to Funny Farts Club! To apply, email an audio clip of the wettest, weirdest squeal that ever escaped the crevices of your nether orifice! 000
Reposted by Comma TossBarba Papa 🏳️🌈 The Bear Did Lady @thebeardidlady.bsky.social · 8hI love these poems, and bought Chanchal's book on the strength of them. 031
Comma Toss @twicelost.bsky.social · 9hNaughty boy? Sorry, but I'm Dr Knotty. Naughty is my homeless twin 000
Comma Toss @twicelost.bsky.social · 9hMarie Antoinette's bestie to her before being guillotined : 020
Comma Toss @twicelost.bsky.social · 9hSometimes I log in on Facebook in the dead of the night to scare myself to sleep 000
Comma Toss @twicelost.bsky.social · 9hGET MY BOOK, PEEPS!! RECOMMEND IT TO YOUR READER FRIENDS!!! ❤️ 🦚 010
Comma Toss @twicelost.bsky.social · 9hYou've heard of the Tomatina festival of Spain. May I now present to you the Potatotina festival of India. It might be a bit physically unsafe, but it's fun nevertheless. Invite your worst enemies! 000
Comma Toss @twicelost.bsky.social · 10hCrush: Tell me something interesting. Me: Consummate and consumate imply different things. Consummate is when two people make love. Consumate is when you eat biryani at the local eatery 000
Comma Toss @twicelost.bsky.social · 10hDoes anybody remember a classic poem featuring a snow leopard? It was part of our literature syllabus in school. Feel like re-reading it 🥺 010
Comma Toss @twicelost.bsky.social · 10hMe, suffering from constipation, patiently sitting on the toilet: 000
Comma Toss @twicelost.bsky.social · 10hUniversity lectures on the idea behind Ship of Theseus be like: 020
Comma Toss @twicelost.bsky.social · 10hIf you train your dog well, they can function as vacuum cleaners-in-residence 000
Reposted by Comma TossBladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 19hPeople will genuinely say White Privilege doesn't exist. White people started in Europe. They have colonised half the planet and genocided the native inhabitants in most of it. Even in South Africa where they were supposedly driven out all the richest people are STILL White. 17024
Comma Toss @twicelost.bsky.social · 10hBefore I joined Bluesky, if someone told me they could get mentally ill people from around the world under one roof, I'd have been impressed with their optimism 010
Comma Toss @twicelost.bsky.social · 10h[First time restaurant owner] : Isn't it good, Norwegian food 000
Comma Toss @twicelost.bsky.social · 10hIn the olden days, men used to preserve locks of hair gifted to them by the ladies they were in love with. Now they prefer to play video games on their XBOXes. Sorry I forgot where I was going with this 010
Comma Toss @twicelost.bsky.social · 10hThe Long-forgotten, infamous (now homeless) son-in-law of DUCK: 000
Comma Toss @twicelost.bsky.social · 10hstatic.klipy.comCat Plays with Food BowlAlt: Cat Plays with Food Bowl 000
Comma Toss @twicelost.bsky.social · 11hChewing loudly with my mouth open at the group dinner to assert dominance 000
Comma Toss @twicelost.bsky.social · 11hThis has been widely skeeted and reskeeted on Bluesky. You joined this madness late 020
Comma Toss @twicelost.bsky.social · 17hWriters on odd days: I'm God's favorite child. Writers on even days: I'm God 001
Comma Toss @twicelost.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Tarantino writing the draft of Pulp Fiction (1994): 100
Reposted by Comma Tosssighjinks @sighjinks.bsky.social · 03/10/2026What day is it?static.klipy.comMean Girls: It's October 3rdAlt: Mean Girls: It's October 3rd 182
