Reposted by 🔸sol🔸BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 13/09/2025I’m so tired of the internet but it’s my emotional support hellhole. 17784174 0
Reposted by 🔸sol🔸Jack Boot @jackboot.bsky.social · 16/04/2025Put your wife's special bra, the black one she doesn't wear anymore, over your eyes and creep up behind her buzzing like a fly. See, the spark is still there. 18123 0
Reposted by 🔸sol🔸Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 29/03/2025Accountability is the new sexy 517975 0
Reposted by 🔸sol🔸headless horseDan @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 30/03/2025not in my right mind at the moment (appreciatively) 0197 0
Reposted by 🔸sol🔸Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 30/03/2025It’s all so stupid. Stupid people being stupid. Stupid. 15355101 0
Reposted by 🔸sol🔸Misery 👻 @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 20/01/2025I think I need to go spend a couple more years in the woods. 35412 0
Reposted by 🔸sol🔸Braden Serkas 🎃 @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 15/01/2025Many experts believe that the first person to live to 200 years old has already been born, and it sure as shit better not be me 937786 0
Reposted by 🔸sol🔸𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔇𝔢𝔞𝔡 𝔅𝔞𝔪𝔰(👻🏈 ᴠᴇʀꜱɪᴏɴ)™ @timberbams.bsky.social · 13/01/2025What if we are just space cats? We think of ourselves as the top species in the galaxy, but we contribute little more than our "charm" and have a tendency to wreak havoc on local wildlife when left unsupervised. 3306 0
Reposted by 🔸sol🔸Obviously everyone @napping.bsky.social · 14/01/2025Pot. Kettle. Black. You were driving just as fast as I was, officer. 1026282 0
Reposted by 🔸sol🔸andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 13/01/2025Getting a new perspective (sitting on a different couch cushion than usual) 1043488 0
Reposted by 🔸sol🔸Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 12/01/2025You’re pretty great for a figment of my imagination. 24124 0
Reposted by 🔸sol🔸James Alvarez @obscuregent.bsky.social · 12/01/2025Alien: We come in peace Human: Aw man, we hate that 843086 0
Reposted by 🔸sol🔸Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 11/01/2025In a perfect afterlife, Jesus and Judas have hugged it out over locally-sourced IPAs and tortilla chips 1112932 0
Reposted by 🔸sol🔸Jack Boot @jackboot.bsky.social · 12/01/2025When is Elon going to perish attempting to summit Everest like a proper egomaniacal billionaire? 59119 0
Reposted by 🔸sol🔸Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 12/01/2025I want to see the charcuterie board before I get into your van. 24489109 0
Reposted by 🔸sol🔸CrazyMyra @outonthemoors.bsky.social · 12/01/2025"Their heart's in the right place" is of no practical use if that place is nowhere near their brain. 29946 0
Reposted by 🔸sol🔸sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 12/01/2025if a tree falls in the forest but i’m slapping you in the city does the ocean care 815536 0
Reposted by 🔸sol🔸Jack Boot @jackboot.bsky.social · 22/12/2024Why are they always trying to sell us better tasting dog treats? My dog would chew the ass out of a mummy. 3449376 0
Reposted by 🔸sol🔸andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 12/01/2025I get a small but pleasant electric shock whenever you reskeet me 17585171 0
Reposted by 🔸sol🔸stuforreal.bsky.social @stuforreal.bsky.social · 12/01/2025You are the runaway freight train to the school bus full of children stalled on the tracks of my heart 36433 0
Reposted by 🔸sol🔸BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 12/01/2025I have infinite gratitude for the darkness I've had to confront in order to appreciate the light. 1025270 0
Reposted by 🔸sol🔸chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 12/01/2025If I seem aloof, that is because I am fibrous and spongy and terrified you won't like me if you actually get to know me and a little dank from my last bath. 215656 0
Reposted by 🔸sol🔸andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 12/01/2025Show me on this doll where the wolves are 031181 0
Reposted by 🔸sol🔸Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 11/01/2025Mr. McFeely was a no-nonsense delivery person. “Speedy delivery!” he’d always say. I salute you, Mr. McFeely. 78721 0
Reposted by 🔸sol🔸George @ohgeorgeishere.bsky.social · 11/01/2025I’m gaining weight for my role as 44 year old me. 13512 0
Reposted by 🔸sol🔸andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 11/01/2025Behold my swift and perfect evolution. I can do anything while looking at my phone *falls down stairs* 635568 0
Reposted by 🔸sol🔸Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 11/01/2025I remember being a kid and wishing we had video phones and now that we do I’m like why are you FaceTiming me wtf 1325451 0
Reposted by 🔸sol🔸clare @sadderlizards.bsky.social · 06/10/2024hey do you wanna come over and check out my gizmos and baubles and trinkets 14813 0
🔸sol🔸 @frenziedandfine.bsky.social · 12/01/2025I simply would not trust any dentist that drives a Cybertruck 0546 0
Reposted by 🔸sol🔸Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 11/01/2025It’s all good, except for the parts that are not all good. 1724490 0
Reposted by 🔸sol🔸George @ohgeorgeishere.bsky.social · 09/01/2025I’m so out of touch. Honestly, Jesus could be back and I’d have no idea 3169 0
Reposted by 🔸sol🔸Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 07/01/2025I always take the road less travelled because it increases my chances of being murdered. 316072 0
Reposted by 🔸sol🔸Mary @anniemumary.bsky.social · 06/01/2025I love you, but I don’t trust the potholder you made. 825283 0
Reposted by 🔸sol🔸Mark Gilliland @markzen.bsky.social · 08/01/2025Making better choices to attract better choosers. 053 0
Reposted by 🔸sol🔸Mark Gilliland @markzen.bsky.social · 07/01/2025Let's do everything today even better than we did it yesterday. 052 0
Reposted by 🔸sol🔸Trey @treydayway.bsky.social · 07/01/2025This timeline is too ridiculous for me. We need a Flashpoint 0163 0
Reposted by 🔸sol🔸Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 06/01/2025I’ve never met a mistake that I couldn’t make mistakier. 623371 0
Reposted by 🔸sol🔸Mark Gilliland @markzen.bsky.social · 06/01/2025I'm tired of sweet nothings. I'm ready for a savory somethings now. 0114 0
Reposted by 🔸sol🔸andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 06/01/2025Are your pockets empty or are you just really unhappy to see me 14614163 0
Reposted by 🔸sol🔸Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 06/01/2025We all hate your vehicle that looks like a cop car 1129780 0
Reposted by 🔸sol🔸James @james.tarnation.lol · 06/01/2025every toothbrush can be travel sized if you take it with you 810613 0
Reposted by 🔸sol🔸FR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 05/01/2025in my culture we use every part of the rotisserie chicken 714823 0
Reposted by 🔸sol🔸Jo @whatsjo.bsky.social · 31/12/2024[first day as a bee] I’m gonna fuck a bird. 742067 0
🔸sol🔸 @frenziedandfine.bsky.social · 04/01/2025I've pretty much given up on social media and I just scroll my own camera roll nowadays 1121 0