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🔸sol🔸

@frenziedandfine.bsky.social
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I take a lot of photos and regurgitate a lot of sweet sentimentalities bsky.app/profile/did:plc:q2wajldac3…

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
I’m so tired of the internet but it’s my emotional support hellhole.
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Jack Boot @jackboot.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Put your wife's special bra, the black one she doesn't wear anymore, over your eyes and creep up behind her buzzing like a fly. See, the spark is still there.
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Accountability is the new sexy
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headless horseDan @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
not in my right mind at the moment (appreciatively)
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
It’s all so stupid. Stupid people being stupid. Stupid.
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Misery 👻 @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
I think I need to go spend a couple more years in the woods.
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🔸sol🔸 @frenziedandfine.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Things don't make me happy, I make me happy
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Braden Serkas 🎃 @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Many experts believe that the first person to live to 200 years old has already been born, and it sure as shit better not be me
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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔇𝔢𝔞𝔡 𝔅𝔞𝔪𝔰(👻🏈 ᴠᴇʀꜱɪᴏɴ)™ @timberbams.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
What if we are just space cats? We think of ourselves as the top species in the galaxy, but we contribute little more than our "charm" and have a tendency to wreak havoc on local wildlife when left unsupervised.
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Obviously everyone @napping.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Pot. Kettle. Black. You were driving just as fast as I was, officer.
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 13/01/2025
Getting a new perspective (sitting on a different couch cushion than usual)
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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
You’re pretty great for a figment of my imagination.
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James Alvarez @obscuregent.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Alien: We come in peace Human: Aw man, we hate that
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
In a perfect afterlife, Jesus and Judas have hugged it out over locally-sourced IPAs and tortilla chips
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Jack Boot @jackboot.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
When is Elon going to perish attempting to summit Everest like a proper egomaniacal billionaire?
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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
I want to see the charcuterie board before I get into your van.
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CrazyMyra @outonthemoors.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
"Their heart's in the right place" is of no practical use if that place is nowhere near their brain.
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
if a tree falls in the forest but i’m slapping you in the city does the ocean care
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Jack Boot @jackboot.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Why are they always trying to sell us better tasting dog treats? My dog would chew the ass out of a mummy.
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 12/01/2025
I get a small but pleasant electric shock whenever you reskeet me
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stuforreal.bsky.social @stuforreal.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
You are the runaway freight train to the school bus full of children stalled on the tracks of my heart
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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
I have infinite gratitude for the darkness I've had to confront in order to appreciate the light.
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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
If I seem aloof, that is because I am fibrous and spongy and terrified you won't like me if you actually get to know me and a little dank from my last bath.
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 12/01/2025
Show me on this doll where the wolves are
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Mr. McFeely was a no-nonsense delivery person. “Speedy delivery!” he’d always say. I salute you, Mr. McFeely.
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George @ohgeorgeishere.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
I’m gaining weight for my role as 44 year old me.
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 11/01/2025
Behold my swift and perfect evolution. I can do anything while looking at my phone *falls down stairs*
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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
I remember being a kid and wishing we had video phones and now that we do I’m like why are you FaceTiming me wtf
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clare @sadderlizards.bsky.social · 06/10/2024
hey do you wanna come over and check out my gizmos and baubles and trinkets
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🔸sol🔸 @frenziedandfine.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
I simply would not trust any dentist that drives a Cybertruck
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
It’s all good, except for the parts that are not all good.
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George @ohgeorgeishere.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
I’m so out of touch. Honestly, Jesus could be back and I’d have no idea
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Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
I always take the road less travelled because it increases my chances of being murdered.
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Mary @anniemumary.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
I love you, but I don’t trust the potholder you made.
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Mark Gilliland @markzen.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Making better choices to attract better choosers.
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Mark Gilliland @markzen.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Let's do everything today even better than we did it yesterday.
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Trey @treydayway.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
This timeline is too ridiculous for me. We need a Flashpoint
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🔸sol🔸 @frenziedandfine.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Plausible deniability? Never heard of it
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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
I’ve never met a mistake that I couldn’t make mistakier.
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Mark Gilliland @markzen.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
I'm tired of sweet nothings. I'm ready for a savory somethings now.
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 06/01/2025
Are your pockets empty or are you just really unhappy to see me
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
We all hate your vehicle that looks like a cop car
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James @james.tarnation.lol · 06/01/2025
every toothbrush can be travel sized if you take it with you
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FR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
in my culture we use every part of the rotisserie chicken
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Jo @whatsjo.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
[first day as a bee] I’m gonna fuck a bird.
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🔸sol🔸 @frenziedandfine.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
I've pretty much given up on social media and I just scroll my own camera roll nowadays
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