Trey @treydayway.bsky.social · 19/10/2025All these tech nerds ruining everything is proof that those bullies in 80s teen movies had it right 914334
Trey @treydayway.bsky.social · 08/10/2025It's too funky out there for deodorant to be this expensive 05110
Trey @treydayway.bsky.social · 06/10/2025Shoutout to the person who first decided to pull some pork 48630
Trey @treydayway.bsky.social · 30/09/2025Wild that you can write a book of fables that will eventually lead to people's rights getting taken away 03512
Trey @treydayway.bsky.social · 22/09/2025They'll fight Tylenol before gun control and poverty 15666152
Trey @treydayway.bsky.social · 07/09/2025The idea of Dude Wipes is hilarious to me. Just get some gotdamn baby wipes like a real man 1389
Trey @treydayway.bsky.social · 07/09/2025I was trying to eat healthy tonight, but some hotwings caught me and changed my mind 2323
Trey @treydayway.bsky.social · 05/09/2025Old people will call you while they're watching the news and tell you everything about it 3235
Trey @treydayway.bsky.social · 04/09/2025The only way school prepared me for adulthood was when we played dodgeball 57820
Trey @treydayway.bsky.social · 01/09/2025Those holiday naps hit harder than a truck in a Final Destination movie 0154
Reposted by Treybatkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · 29/08/2025Writing Yelp reviews for all my neighborhood diners, indicating “not an excessive number of teeth in the omelet” on each. 314425
Trey @treydayway.bsky.social · 30/08/2025A van down by the river seems like a good idea in this economy 611622
Trey @treydayway.bsky.social · 30/08/2025Would have been a great night to rent a 99 cent movie from Blockbuster 4458
Trey @treydayway.bsky.social · 25/08/2025I'm in my 40s and still get ptsd from hearing a school bus in the mornings 68313
Trey @treydayway.bsky.social · 15/08/2025Codependency is an addiction that doesn't get talked about enough 2182
Trey @treydayway.bsky.social · 15/08/2025Any selfie can be a thirst trap if people are thirsty enough 1285
Trey @treydayway.bsky.social · 13/08/2025I want the wrong types of people uncomfortable with my existence 06316
Trey @treydayway.bsky.social · 13/08/2025Imagine life without the arts. Books and music have saved my life 45917
Trey @treydayway.bsky.social · 12/08/2025I'm just going to assume all viral videos are staged or AI until proven otherwise 0164
Reposted by TreyMass Dude @massdude.bsky.social · 01/08/2025Sometimes TGIF stands for Tequila Gatorade In Fanta can but that may because I’m a degenerate. 1221
Trey @treydayway.bsky.social · 01/08/2025I do nothing and find out so I might as well fuck around 17915
Reposted by TreySteve Gallagher💙💚 @steveg26.bsky.social · 10/07/2025Try explaning that 1950 was only 75 years ago. 161
Trey @treydayway.bsky.social · 31/07/2025Just slapped someone for saying that 2007 was 18 years ago 1313119
Trey @treydayway.bsky.social · 31/07/2025Frosted Flakes is the best dry cereal and I shan't have any disagreements 12556
Trey @treydayway.bsky.social · 27/07/2025Adulthood these days is just bills and running out of memory on devices 714823
Trey @treydayway.bsky.social · 25/07/2025You know they're real religious when they say, "father god." 2130
Trey @treydayway.bsky.social · 25/07/2025There are a lot of "rules" for parents these days. When I was a kid, the only rule for parents was to make sure the kid was home when the street lamps came on 3304
Trey @treydayway.bsky.social · 11/07/2025Just realized I've been clenching my teeth since the early 80s 4487
Trey @treydayway.bsky.social · 11/07/2025When people say that nothing in life is free, they're talking about the poor and middle class. Rich people get free shit all the time 26615
Trey @treydayway.bsky.social · 10/07/2025People who think the weather is being manipulated can't be reasoned with. Think about it if it was possible, they'd monetize it. For this amount, your weekend would be sunny and clear skies 1313924
Reposted by TreyJake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 08/07/2025You can't scare me. I went to public school. 1836680
Trey @treydayway.bsky.social · 01/07/2025Imagine buying a new car and some superhero throws it at an alien 711628
Reposted by TreyCoolHTownGirl 🤠 @coolhtowngirl.blacksky.app · 30/06/2025#TEAMTHREE bc what you mean da baby can't get no Christmas in July??! 182
Trey @treydayway.bsky.social · 30/06/2025I'm getting yelled at by a 3 yr old because I can make Christmas start immediately 5323
Trey @treydayway.bsky.social · 30/06/2025Some have gone too far with the gentle parenting. They're just allowing these disrespectful and spoiled demons out into the world 1305
Trey @treydayway.bsky.social · 28/06/2025Them: Why are you so quiet? Me: Because I'm often given the choice to either agree or lie that I agree, and I'd rather just be silent 03710
Reposted by TreyNosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 25/06/2025I did that - accountable Urkel 013736
Trey @treydayway.bsky.social · 25/06/2025Photogenic people are magical. You could snap a pic of them mid explosive diarrhea and they'd still look good 2212
Reposted by TreyJason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 02/02/2025Guy in first Groundhog Day pitch meeting: You know how a lot of rodents are clairvoyant? 9572123
