clare @sadderlizards.bsky.social · 07/09/2025so are we gonna meet up and howl at the moon tonight or what 5279119
clare @sadderlizards.bsky.social · 03/09/2025“hope for the best, but prepare for the worst” but it’s prepare for the worst prepare for the worst prepare for the worst prepare for the worst 010423
clare @sadderlizards.bsky.social · 02/09/2025i always have a bad feeling that something will happen so when something bad does happen i am vindicated 06112
clare @sadderlizards.bsky.social · 30/08/2025if i don’t fix my life in September i’ll just have to wait and try again next year 16915
clare @sadderlizards.bsky.social · 30/08/2025inviting all the neighborhood cats over for a party at mine. you should stop by 09415
clare @sadderlizards.bsky.social · 29/08/2025i don’t know what i’m doing with my life i was supposed to be born as a mushroom growing out of a log 217661
clare @sadderlizards.bsky.social · 24/08/2025nice joke Idiot you made me laugh and feel a small glimmer of hope for just a moment 1424188
clare @sadderlizards.bsky.social · 20/08/2025bro get over here we’re at the lighthouse going slowly crazy together 315046
clare @sadderlizards.bsky.social · 20/08/2025i will maintain an air of professionalism. despite my secret thirst for Revenge 011639
clare @sadderlizards.bsky.social · 15/08/2025i like you let’s move into a cottage and start a garden together 19527
clare @sadderlizards.bsky.social · 14/08/2025babe it’s not what you think. we only met up to duel one another 19929
clare @sadderlizards.bsky.social · 14/08/2025can i come over and practice my new normal personality on you 29421
clare @sadderlizards.bsky.social · 05/08/2025my hour of darkness has lasted at least two years so far 09225
clare @sadderlizards.bsky.social · 05/08/2025sorry boss i can’t come in today. i’ve gotta go reconnect with nature 017247
clare @sadderlizards.bsky.social · 05/08/2025if i were a raccoon i’d rummage through your trash can 37614
clare @sadderlizards.bsky.social · 31/07/2025don't worry you'll get your spark back in no time 018271
clare @sadderlizards.bsky.social · 28/07/2025i've been lost in a mysterious fog for the last twenty days 3300100
clare @sadderlizards.bsky.social · 27/07/2025i went into the sea and all of the whales knew you 36814
clare @sadderlizards.bsky.social · 20/07/2025good morning sun, good morning headache, good morning stomach ache, good morning knee pain 012034
clare @sadderlizards.bsky.social · 12/07/2025i’m gonna wander into your life and stick around forever. like a stray cat 419051
clare @sadderlizards.bsky.social · 11/07/2025can you see the invisible string that ties us together or is it just me 1566
clare @sadderlizards.bsky.social · 10/07/2025watch out i’ll be attacking you during the full moon tonight 418857
clare @sadderlizards.bsky.social · 08/07/2025tomorrow i will fix my entire life don’t you worry 0342144
clare @sadderlizards.bsky.social · 21/06/2025hey man i love your thoughts. how do you come up with those 613154
clare @sadderlizards.bsky.social · 20/06/2025hold on i’m plugging your voice into my bird call identifier app 112820
clare @sadderlizards.bsky.social · 20/06/2025yes i’d love to learn your family card game i’m sure it won’t be excruciating at all 3945
clare @sadderlizards.bsky.social · 12/06/2025please everyone go outside right now and touch some grass. maybe even hug a tree 510026
clare @sadderlizards.bsky.social · 10/06/2025oh yeah being uncontrollably angry all the time is like totally normal for me 28114
clare @sadderlizards.bsky.social · 03/06/2025you seem weird. hast thou been pilfering my mead again? 2618
clare @sadderlizards.bsky.social · 03/06/2025watch out man it looks like everyone is out to get you 0313
clare @sadderlizards.bsky.social · 02/06/2025and in your next life you will be reborn as a bird living in Home Depot 417145
clare @sadderlizards.bsky.social · 01/06/2025i’m actually going to fix my life this month. or maybe make it worse we’ll see 6289123
clare @sadderlizards.bsky.social · 01/06/2025let me into your house please i just wanna see what the vibe is 39311
clare @sadderlizards.bsky.social · 31/05/2025me and a bunch of friends are going to be killing a large amount of brain cells this evening. care to join us? 25717
clare @sadderlizards.bsky.social · 28/05/2025good news! they’re taking you out back. old yeller style 15411
