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Ed Morrish

@edmorrish.com
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Leeds man & audio/comedy producer. Work stuff @leadmojo.co.uk My posts, since you asked: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zhglb2ub3q…

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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 5h
*is*
Post by Pete Fraser @petefrasermusic.bsky.social:

(And yes, videos of robots falling over *is* always funny.) 3/3

Immediately followed by a repost of @blockedforthispost.bsky.social:

*iS*
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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 30/09/2026
then i got on the hammersmith & city line
A poster on the tube that says

POSTHOG
PERMISSIOONS SKIPPED DANGEROUSLY
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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 30/09/2026
walking to farringdon, i thought i’d seen the most bsky thing i’d see today
A shopfront with the name ASSMAN written in white on the glass, and then below, in a mock-pen font, ALL YOUR WORKSPACE NEEDS also written on the glass. Behind it you can see a neon red sign that says ASSMAN
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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 28/09/2026
Twitter post by Mike F (@mikefossey): 

Check this shit out motherfucker [I slide one foot out from under me and fall on my ass, its not clear what kind of move I was trying to do]
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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 27/09/2026
drop an album that was important to you when you were 19
The Odeon release of Tchaikovsky’z Nutcracker Suite (1909)
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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 24/09/2026
bread asmr
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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 22/09/2026
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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 17/09/2026
“how do you do, fellow kids?”
Me, an obviously-47yo old white man with a beard.
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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 15/09/2026
tfw someone throws wraps at ur friends head
A food van with a sign that says DUCK WRAPS
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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 14/09/2026
“sure! i’d love to play a game with you! but, oh - i don’t have a pair of boots like the ones you’re wearing… what do you mean, i won’t need boots?”
An adorable blue and orange toy football with cute little legs and a simple smile, sitting on a shelf
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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 12/09/2026
phwoar
A home made loaf of bread, sitting on a cooling rack
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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 05/09/2026
Is everyone ready to be normal about this yet? Because it’s awesome
A red penny farthing-style bike for children
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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 03/09/2026
Idris Elba saying “is you taking notes on a criminal fuckin conspiracy?” in the TV show the Wire
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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 03/09/2026
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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 03/09/2026
indeed
Overhead layout of Jerry’s apartment in Seinfeld that shows it is physically impossible
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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 02/09/2026
and so the summer holidays end. we didn’t go on holiday, unless you count a couple of nights in leeds and manchester, but we did see these beauties:
Programmes for (L-R): Hercules, To Kill A Mockingbird, Cyrano De Bergerac, Leeds United vs FC Augsburg, Death Note The Musical, Stranger Things The First Shadow
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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 31/08/2026
remember how weird the papers got when diana died?
The front page of the Express with a photo of the Queen and the (edited) headline “Show us your car”
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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 27/08/2026
My mother, sitting in a field of grass. The light is golden, like a vintage photo, but I assure the photo is from the early 2000s. Oh no, that’s “vintage” now, isn’t it?
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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 26/08/2026
Colm Meaney as Chief Petty Officer O’Brien in Star Trek: Deep Space 9. There is no caption on the image but it’s from when he’s saying “He was more than a hero; he was a union man”.
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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 24/08/2026
the back of this van sounds like a toddler player with a plug socket
White van with “I’m electric” written across the top, and a brand AAH on one of the doors
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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 22/08/2026
Steve Martin in a white suit and read tie, and a prop arrow clipped to his head to make it look like it’s been shot straight through.
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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 21/08/2026
nooooo don’t go back to twitter, ur so sexy ahaaaaa
Four-panel Matt Bors cartoon:

Panel 1
Woman: MY GAWD THESE AI PEOPLE ARE DWEEBS (this has been edited from MY GAWD THESE TRUMP PEOPLE ARE RACIST)
Man in MAGA hat: THAT ATTITUDE IS WHAT'S PUSHING ME TO BE RACIST!

Panel 2
Woman: SAY WHAT?
Man: MIGHT AS WELL! YOU SAY I'M A NAZI SO, FINE, I'LL BE A NAZI IF THAT MAKES YOU HAPPY.

Panel 3
Woman: IT... DOESN'T.
Man: I BOUGHT THIS WAFFEN SS UNIFORM FOR HALLOWEEN. YOU'LL CRY "OFFENSIVE" SO MAYBE I'LL JUST WEAR IT EVERY DAY.

Panel 4
Man (shaving his head, getting a swastika tattoo): JUST HATE TO DO THIS.  I FEEL BULLIED, REALLY.
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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 18/08/2026
rip frank beard, a man tangentially responsible for paul sinha’s perfect pub quiz
Screenshot of the BBC Radio 4 website.

Paul Sinha's Perfect Pub Quiz
The problem with quizzes is that the same questions keep coming up, like "What's the name of the only member of ZZ Top without a beard?"*. So the more quizzes you do the more predictable they get.

Luckily, here comes quizzer, comedian and Rose d'Or winner Paul Sinha with his new series, Paul Sinha's Perfect Pub Quiz. In each episode he will invite the audience to tell him their favourite quiz questions, before offering up not just different and surprising questions, but also the fascinating stories behind the answers.

It's facts, jokes, stories and puns - just the way you like them.
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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 18/08/2026
Behold the field in which I grow my ucks. Lay thine eyes upon it and thou shalt see that it is bountiful.
A screenshot of google maps, showing Uckfield, a town in Sussex, England
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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 17/08/2026
kathleen stock: being neurodivergent should be a barrier to entering academia manchester museum: would you like to see one of our snail collections? :) our scientists have more than one :))
Plaque at Manchester Museum:

EXPLORING VARIATION
The Museum has several collections of snails put together by scientists who studied inheritance and evolution. Arthur Stelfox (1883-1972) was interested in the ways that different shell patterns and colours are inherited. He bred snails of different varieties with one another over a period of sixty years. Collections like this are still used by scientists, who are trying to answer new questions.
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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 16/08/2026
My neighbor told me sharks keep eating his influencers so l asked how many infuencers he has and he said he just goes to the shelter and gets a new influencers afterwards so I said it sounds like he's just feeding influencers to sharks and then his daughter started crying.
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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 14/08/2026
Jeremy Culhane as Tucker Carlson on SNL, with a speech bubble making him appear to say the post below
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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 14/08/2026
beavers *are* magic
Norbert, an elderly brown beaver, gnaws on a piece of squash, while I lie on the ground behind him - the photo taken with my arm stretched out forwards, so a selfie can be taken that captures his adorable face from the front as well as my less-adorable face.
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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 13/08/2026
point proven, i think
Consecutive posts:

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Reposted by Alex Kanaris-Sotiriou
Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social • 2m
Someone told me "Bluesky is just like Twitter." I argued that was untrue on the basis that last time I had a Twitter account most times I got a new follower their bio said "single & looking for fun" & here when I get a new follower it tends to say something like "professor of rare moths".

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Reposted by mindi
JBC @johnbcaddell.bsky.social
[a picture of a butterfly.] 
Black Butterfly
#WeekFforFilm #AlphabetChallenge
#InsectThursday
#butterflies #insects #bugs
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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 13/08/2026
yeah, no-one from the church publicly denounced life of brian!
Bishop of Southwark, Mervyn Stockwood, Malcolm Muggeridge, John Cleese and Michael Palin sitting in chairs on a TV set in 1979
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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 12/08/2026
the words “i think people who don’t use alt text are pretty cool, actually”

the joke here is that people who don’t use alt text aren’t cool, but because they probably don’t read alt treat either we can be as rude as we like about those goobers
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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 12/08/2026
Laurence Oliver, with a speech bubble making him say the post below.
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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 09/08/2026
if you’re interested, it’s: lamb mince, fried with ~whatever you like~ (i used paprika, fresh mint and pepper) pushed into balls of mashed potato shallow fried in vegetable oil and it is nice
Fried minced lamb in a Tupperware box next to three fried mashed potatoes patties on a plate
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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 08/08/2026
please enjoy this photograph that my son took last month
The view from Liberty Island, facing north: Nee Jersey, Manhattan and Brooklyn, with the Hudson and the East River separating them. It’s a beautifully sunny day with a blue sky and white clouds.
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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 08/08/2026
Now oceans are battlefields, in the same font/design as the Now that’s what I call music compilations
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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 06/08/2026
you have to read this in jeremy culhane’s tucker carlson voice. that’s the rule. that’s the goal now.
NTY headline: Sophie Cunningham wants to put focus back on basketball: What are we doing?'
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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 04/08/2026
baky
An extreme close up of a crudely painted portrait of a white man, possibly Charlie Kirk?
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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 02/08/2026
don’t know what you’re talking about
The same photo as above (of me and a capybara), but the capybara now has a cartoon moustache
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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 02/08/2026
say hello to squash, everyone
Me, a middle aged white man, sitting next to a capybara
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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 02/08/2026
max miller is expected to say, "it’s people like him who give me a bad name. ‘ere!”
The music hall comedian Max Miller, a white man in a floral jacket, white trilby(?), and polka dot tie, photographed in black and white because he’s from the olden days
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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 28/07/2026
outside this supermarket in thessaloniki, there’s a cat called maria that they gave a “house” to she knows she is not allowed inside the store and doesn’t go in. she just waits for people to see her on the way in, and give her something on the way out
A cat standing at the automatic doors of a supermarket, peering in. to the right, by the wall outside, is a cardboard box with a square hole cut into in the side. The box has been decorated.
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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 27/07/2026
not to shame anne and sam, but we did this three weeks ago on noncensored
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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 22/07/2026
create a “historically accurate” version of the odyssey by learning Ancient Greek and performing a 150,000-word poem in this theatre
The Theatre of Dionysus, Athens - an uncovered stone amphitheatre
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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 20/07/2026
rip keggy keegle #thefootball
A black and white photo of a footballer in a dark kit with a number 7 on his back (Kevin Keegan) punching a footballer in a light kit (Billy Bremner) across the temple.
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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 19/07/2026
lol
BBC headline: Argentina coach accuses England of lack of respect
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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 18/07/2026
hydration break
Orson Welles, holding a glass of champagne, in a still taken from his infamous Paul Masson advert
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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 15/07/2026
Norm MacDonald at the SNL Weekend Update desk with the caption “Now this might strike some viewers as harsh, but I believe everyone involved in this story should die”
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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 15/07/2026
Emi Martinez holding the 2022 world cup golden glove (a gold trophy in the shape of a hand) like it’s a penis.
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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 15/07/2026
oh are reform calling other politicians “traitors” now well i’m sure nothing bad will happen because of it
Guardian headline from ten years ago:

Jo Cox murder suspect tells court his name is 'death to traitors, freedom for Britain'
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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 14/07/2026
i’ve invented a device that counters meta’s glasses:
A hammer.
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